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Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 2d

It’s so crazy to me how people can claim to be so busy. With no career, no secondary income no degree loading. And no car.

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 3d

Yall might want to turn off that ‘Share ETA’ setting in iOS. I’ve gotten two random notifications of people sharing with me.

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 4d

People in jail have no concept of time.

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 6d

I admit I’m the problem, I let this carry on without learning to stand up for myself. I shrink myself emotionally because I lead with empathy. Allowing others to express themselves and heal, while I absorb and release.

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 6d

There will be a lot of missed calls. I don’t feel like being an ear. Not when I can’t have one in return… Solid 3 people who listen to me and I’m extremely grateful.

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 6d

Just start hiring people by their astrology signs. More shit would get done 🤣

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 6d

So, Texas is making me carnivorous again.. 😭

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 7d

So tired of people just talking to me to death. Iono get a word in edge wise or even get to talk about my shit. I’m pretty sure this comes from some sort of middle child trauma. But consider me done.

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 9d

I’m not feeling all this game gambling crap being pushed.

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Jay Wells 🎙️🎤 @thelegacyofjay.bsky.social · 10d

This is a candy corn AND twizzlers hate account

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Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 9d

I think it’s beautiful that there are still men out in the world that genuinely want companionship and actively try to engage in a way to make that happen.

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 14d

On days I truly don’t feel like people venting to me, I get calls from EVERYONE as an empath people are tiresome, selfish and definitely don’t give a fuck about me til after they emotionally unload.

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 14d

I do you remember being a part of an afterschool program by Cisco. They gave us watches at the end of the completion…
This made me think about all the stuff I seen on TikTok referring to the gate program

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 14d

There are people out here living a life. Where happiness is TRYING to find them. They aren’t depressed, but chaos consumes their environment while they try so hard to do right.

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 21d

I love how ready people are for Bad bunny.

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 21d

I’m slowly making my neighbor my new friend. We just played Pistol whip on VR… and can’t tell me I’m not John Wick

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 22d

Dear Benito,

Estamos listos

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Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 23d

I miss The Rock in his trashing talking era. He would say some of thee wildest things.

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Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 24d

I didn’t know about the ParkMobile class action lawsuit. But finding an email from them with a discount code up to a dollar savings and a maximum usage of four times is wild…

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 26d

Fly red or green

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 27d

Please believe I got me a $24 Labubu

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 27d

I wonder if Lenore Dove’s grandmother is Lucy Gray Baird. It’s mentioned she would sing the song ‘Hanging Tree.’

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 28d

That should say MEAT. Thanks Siri

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 28d

I continue by saying, I don’t eat meat and then I clarified that with her and she acknowledged it. Only for her to stare at me very blinkingly saying that I brought you a new suit. You don’t have to pay for it GIRL they’re still MEAT here I could fucking get sick.

Scottie B Pimpin @xoxomyass.bsky.social · 28d

You apologize because you don’t like food being wasted. She says don’t worry about it. We’ll remake it. I ask without Meet. She says yes only to bring me another bowl of soup with the meat stirred it up. So I tell her you could’ve got me sick.

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