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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 18h

Seal my ass into that deranged cockpit baby and let that neural link skullfuck the trauma away sugar it's about to get groovy

Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 18h

Someone buy my broke ass a dual joystick hotas setup so I can play armored core with it cause that mech pilot brain makes your ass crazy you know

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 1d

Watching that series from the start is a great cause you can feel him getting more and more fucking tired of being subtle and frustrated people weren't getting it until he just says fuck it and gets so blunt he may as well be smacking you in the fucking face with it and people still fucking miss it

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 1d

Anyway who loves scary movies I wonder if The Living Dead series from George Romero has anything interesting to say about any of this I'm sure not zombies are just so squicky ya know haha

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 1d

When you remember some people's only experience with any amount of fucking poverty is on tv and media in general you get why they physically can't even seem to fucking start to understand the concept of most people on this planet being fucking poor let alone what real poverty is and feels like

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 1d

People that ain't got why the american government ain't doinganotjing to fix itself, It's cause the rich people in charge would rather get richer with nazis to the detriment of the entire fucking world then lose even a tiny little fraction of their wealth let alone be like the fucking rest of us

Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 2d

The hubris of being a brat by screaming "Oh yeah well why don't you locktober deez nuts bitch" is a modern day tale about the human condition just like the ancient greek stories of old

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 3d

You just jealous cause you can't be a loud ghetto new york girl during sex and it's aight don't worry I forgive you

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 3d

People talking about realizing Sun Tszu is actually meant as an idiot proof attempt to make the rich people that own the militaries try to actually understand basic concepts like supply lines and so maybe if it's spelled out real clear the liberals and shit can have it finally fucking click but hey

Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe if more people started loudly talking and yelling about how our wonderful old crusty deranged pedophile in chief is clearly and obviously mentally degrading to the point he can't make reasonable decisions that might even goad the administration into some kinda negative reaction or whatever

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 3d

Let's not forget all them wacky corporations that helped fucked everything up too and especially all them corporate news organizations that showed us journalism for profit sure don't fucking work neither so let's dismantle every single motherfucking one so they can never manipulate us all ever again

Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 4d

So fucking ¡Viva la revolución! baby let's make the human race groovy hunny

Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 4d

Be honest with each other and ourselves we all imperfect animals but hey it don't gotta be bad hun just gotta get the right groove rollin cause funk's just as much about the notes you don't play kinda like being a human being you know and I think it's about time we all get good and funked up baby

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 4d

If we never take the chance we'll never know right

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 4d

You may ask "How do we ever fucking start trying to do that" and we just gotta fucking do it you know find people we can live as close to it as we can with and just do it man it can be your family, your friends, or people you don't even really know and we build the communities one building at a time

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 4d

It can just be us being fucking humans and I know that sounds scary cause we might not get another grey sludge marvel movie but hey at least we could make actual cinema and art in general that fucking actually means something beyond an excuse to make a fucking profit of the rest of us

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 4d

Even if you a "straight cis white american male" guess what man the people in charge look at you at about a cunt hair higher than they do me for the sole reason you an obedient little dog and they promise to only kick if you talk outta line ever but once they get a reason to they fucking sure will

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 4d

We're all abused and manipulated we're all somebody's fucking tranny, Somebody's fag, And we all somebody's fucking mick you understand? But we could be a united people that wanna actually heal trauma instead of fucking just ignoring it man you know we fucking really could

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 4d

I wish I was born when it was already good and I didn't have to know how horrible this world can be but I don't Im fucking here but maybe I can at least see the fucking sunrise before I die you know

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 4d

I'm not a communist cause fuck labels man I'm a human being and you is too and that's all we fucking need to be all this other horseshit don't matter man we fucking here right the fuck now and while I may never get to live very long if at all in the new world I wanna see that beautiful dawn at least

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 4d

The internet could become a useful thing again where we do the same fucking kinda communities but online too so people can be together even more but have it also be a repository of information and every kinda art form imaginable cause that's what we fucking could be you know

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 4d

What are you afraid of losing that capitalism gives us cause you can make all of it without money but instead of having 5000 different tv models that are all varying degrees of quality with over half of them being a fucking scam, We can have one tv that's made well and just fucking works

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 4d

Ya know there's a cool alternative where we don't need money and we all just live as part of interconnected communities that all support each other in whatever ways are needed and with no need for nations or governments we won't have anyone's boot on our necks so we can be genuinely truely free

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 5d

My ass was all fucked up back then folks so you know also Alex never edited out my coughs and shit cause what the fuck is editing right but it's aight it's just human noises you'll get over it and get to hear the truth about charizard factually being a bird and many many other intellectual debates

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 5d

You don't gotta do the shit they tell you we can just be fucking human beings fuck landlords and shit find people you can just live together with as fucking people and help each other when we need it cause that's what a human fucking being is and we need to remember if we don't wanna kill it all

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