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Tim Garrow @yinzerhoosier.bsky.social · 44m

Years ago I delivered a pkg to a 🏠 in an affluent neighborhood. As I walked up to the door a dog barked at me. The owner said, don’t worry he only bites n***ers. As he was signing and I turned to walk back to my truck I said, “thanks, I’ll be sure to never bring my wife around here”.

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Tim Garrow @yinzerhoosier.bsky.social · 58m

Make sure the brake lights are working, you don’t want to get rear ended.
I’m here all week, try the pork, don’t forget to tip your waitress.

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Tim Garrow @yinzerhoosier.bsky.social · 1h

I don’t even want to know where you obtained a rectal car. Did a proctologist offer it on Turo.

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Tim Garrow @yinzerhoosier.bsky.social · 1h

Note to BBC, some words in the UK have different meanings on the other side of the pond, for example-pound/lift/loo etc.😂

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Tim Garrow @yinzerhoosier.bsky.social · 22h

ESPN Radio outsourcing booth wiring to non union electricians?

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Tim Garrow @yinzerhoosier.bsky.social · 22h

Not sure if the nation will vote for a guy that washes his sheets once a year.

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Tim Garrow @yinzerhoosier.bsky.social · 23h

Bedroom eyes vibe is strong with this one.

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Tim Garrow @yinzerhoosier.bsky.social · 23h

I am biased but I always considered this, Pitt students watching Maz’s game 7 walk off HR from the top of the Cathedral Of Learning, as my favorite WS picture. I have now elevated the Ohtani SO to 1B, as a tortured Buc’s fan Maz will always be 1A.

Tim Garrow @yinzerhoosier.bsky.social · 1d

Brian Kelly frantically searching internet sites for correct central PA accents for his soon to be introduction at Penn State hockey game. Won’t do it a a hoops game like he did at LSU, no one go’s to those games.

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Tim Garrow @yinzerhoosier.bsky.social · 1d

So I don’t have to knowingly NOT watch ESPN College Gameday and see jagoff McAfee tomorrow? My weekend is already looking good.

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Tim Garrow @yinzerhoosier.bsky.social · 1d

Dad would pull up outside local restaurant, hand me some change and I’d buy him a pack of Parliament’s from the machine right inside the door. No human interaction for the purchase.

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Tim Garrow @yinzerhoosier.bsky.social · 1d

They tried to have him hold a Pirates jersey. He looked at it, shook his head no and muttered “f*ck Nutting”. Now he has to go to confession.

Tim Garrow @yinzerhoosier.bsky.social · 1d

If the Kenny Chesney crowds are any indication I’d immediately call broker and buy Waste Management stock.😂

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Tim Garrow @yinzerhoosier.bsky.social · 2d

Perhaps Tony was unable to gain entry to Acrisure so he took out his frustration on random cars? The buckets of nacho cheese will be available this Sunday.