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Yo Gabba Gabagool

@yogabbagabagool.bsky.social

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God has allowed me to live another day, and I’m about to make it all of you people’s problem.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · Mar 24

Kitty Cat Jones and the Temple of Hugs

Tonks dressed up as Indiana Jones, ready to explore the Temple of Hugs.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 1d

I like reading book recommendations from people because when you read enough of them from someone, and you see what speaks to them, you begin to understand them better.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 1d

It was fine.

Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll have you know that the intricate and rich lore of Warhammer 40,000 is art.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 2d

🎶I was in your wet dream cranking on my hog (clap 👏 clap👏!)🎶
😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 1d

Now seated for Roofman, if it sucks I’m gonna call it Rough, Man.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 2d

🎶I was in your wet dream cranking on my hog (clap 👏 clap👏!)🎶
😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 4d

If Donald Fagen was a superhero they’d call him the Dan of Steel

Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 4d

If Donald Fagen was a superhero they call him the Dan of Steel

Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 7d

My man has levels of swag not seen since Jesus walked the earth

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 7d

I just finished the new season of Blowback and it’s incredible. Fidel Castro and the Cuban military defeated the South Africans in open war, and I cannot believe that the man was so incredibly instrumental in the end of Apartheid. Truly the best to ever do it. UNDEFEATED. THE GOAT.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 9d

Look at this asshole

A lime green cybertruck that says “cyber beast” like an asshole

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 9d

I just fixed a garage door and bought upholstery cleaner, no one’s out there doing it like me

Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 11d

I’m pleading STINKY, your honor

Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 11d

The farts coming out of my butt rn are turning this courtroom into a chemical warfare testing site frfr

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 13d

I used to work against an immigration judge, Jacinto Palomino (immigration judge at Otero Processing Center and a man with a physical address where he lives) who was one of the most sadistic and cruel men I’ve ever met, and also so stupid he didn’t know what the 5th and amendment said

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 13d

🎶One love
One life
Let’s get together and fuck your wife🎶

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 13d

🎶One love
One life
Let’s get together and fuck your wife🎶

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 13d

Everyone say Happy Birthday Tonks

A soft gray cat named Tonks smiling at you

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 15d

I did, I just don’t understand how Pete happened

Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 15d

That’s not true, Gramsci’s prison journals cost me like 100 dollars

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 15d

That’s why my only two hobbies are Warhammer and fuccin real good

Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 15d

If they made respecting women illegal you know my ass would be going to prison

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 26d

Teddy Roosevelt when his spouse poops out the candle she swallowed be like
“the light has gone out of my wife.”
This is a joke about Teddy Roosevelt and his journal entry about immense personal tragedy.,

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 16d

I have a maid I hire ever since i moved into the new house and it rules, it’s the most I’ve ever felt like a grown up

Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 16d

Fuberal

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