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𝓛𝘖𝘙𝘠𝘕 . @fragiiliity.bsky.social · Jul 4

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Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Apr 12

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Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Apr 9

Who the hell's being so loud this early in the morning?!

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 27

-myself."

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 27

"Ugh. Okay okay, don't get so worked up over it. I get it. Maybe this'll be a lesson for you not to mess with any monsters from outside of Bandle."

He glanced towards his garage, where his precious war machine awaited.

"If he's gonna keep stomping around my turf though, I'll have to evict him-

ཐིཋྀ ─ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 ! @noseydewdrop.bsky.social · Feb 27

. . . mhm .

[ hesitant nod , pursing her own lips . ]

i really didn't mean to make him angry ! i just wanted him to control himself , and then next thing i know , he grabs me and almost crunches my body ! pix saved my life ! 💦

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 27

Rumble rubbed the bridge of his nose a few times.

"And that's why he's stomping around my junkyard? Cause you're hiding out here?"

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Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 27

Rumble rubbed the bridge of his nose a few times.

"And that's why he's stomping around my junkyard? Cause you're hiding out here?"

ཐིཋྀ ─ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 ! @noseydewdrop.bsky.social · Feb 27

listen , you have to understand ! at first , i thought he was just a normal crocodile ! so i was like " hey , you don't look so big ! " , and then he grew big and then blasted sand everywhere !

[ puffing her hair back to normal . ]

and then i turned him into a squirrel , and then . . . yeah - 💧

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 27

Rumble let out an exasperated sigh. At least she was telling the truth this time...possibly.

"Yeah? And what do you want me to do about it? Sounds to me like this is another mess you gotta clean up."

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 27

Rumble let out an exasperated sigh. At least she was telling the truth this time...possibly.

"Yeah? And what do you want me to do about it? Sounds to me like this is another mess you gotta clean up."

ཐིཋྀ ─ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 ! @noseydewdrop.bsky.social · Feb 27

yeah , yeah ! shurima , yeah . . .

. . . ALRIGHT , I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER ! I THINK I ANGERED A GOD AND I'M REALLY SCARED ─ ! !

[ she anxiously cleaned out her hair , cleansing it of any sand ! ]

i didn't mean to ! i swear ! ! 💦

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 27

"Not sure I'd call it "nice". Looks more like Shurima just blew through here."

He scowled with arms crossed, even as each heavy stomp caused him to pop up from the ground briefly.

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 27

"Not sure I'd call it "nice". Looks more like Shurima just blew through here."

He scowled with arms crossed, even as each heavy stomp caused him to pop up from the ground briefly.

ཐིཋྀ ─ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 ! @noseydewdrop.bsky.social · Feb 27

[ walking over , stumbling ! using her staff to keep her balance ! ]

hi , rumble ! so - . . . uhm , nice weather , huh ?

[ trying to make small talk to distract rumble from all the shaking ! even with her absolutely sand-covered hair . she definitely did something . ]

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 27

Rumble squints as something or some/one/ starts causing the junkyard to shake.

He's got a pretty good idea who, too...

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 27

Rumble squints as something or some/one/ starts causing the junkyard to shake.

He's got a pretty good idea who, too...

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Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 27

"...Uh..." He's been engulfed by a looming shadow...this can't be good.

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Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 16

Rumble gasped, but the towering feline’s hand would wrap around him firmly.

“Gah! Hey! Leggo of me this instant!”

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Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 16

“Uh-huh. Yeah, sure. You gotta learn not to rely so much on magic anyways. It’s fickle, chaotic, and unpredictable.

Stuff like this though? Your own hard work? I KNOW I can trust that.”

ཐིཋྀ ─ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 ! @noseydewdrop.bsky.social · Feb 13

[ She really could not argue with that . Slumping over in defeat , picking up the equipment and beginning her work on cleaning . ]

I /could/ make your workshop not into a glitter factory so quick and easy if you let me use magic . . .

[ She mumbled , grumbling to herself as she cleaned up . ]

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 12

Rumble however, would not budge on this issue one bit.

“Oh, I’m sorry, maybe you should have thought about that before you turned my workshop into a glitter factory. Now, get to it!”

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 12

Sneering at the towering feline, Rumble would charge right at him, and attempt to deliver a swift kick to his shin!

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Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 12

Rumble however, would not budge on this issue one bit.

“Oh, I’m sorry, maybe you should have thought about that before you turned my workshop into a glitter factory. Now, get to it!”

ཐིཋྀ ─ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 ! @noseydewdrop.bsky.social · Feb 12

But . . . ! It's going to take so long . . . ! We'll be here /all day/ ! If I use magic , then we can save both of us time !

[ She frowned . The boredom sounds so unbearable . . . a pouty sigh ! ]

Look , I'm sorry for casting my magic in here ! Just /please/ don't make clean with . . . this !

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 12

“UP UP UP!”

He holds out a gloved palm in her face.

“No magic. Magic got you into this mess, your butt better believe I won’t let it get you outta it. You’re gonna clean, and I’m gonna sit here and watch until it’s done PROPERLY.”

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Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 12

“Pfft! You think I can’t handle a tubby schlub like you? I’m gonna enjoy this…I won’t even need my mech!”

He puts up his dukes.

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Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 12

“UP UP UP!”

He holds out a gloved palm in her face.

“No magic. Magic got you into this mess, your butt better believe I won’t let it get you outta it. You’re gonna clean, and I’m gonna sit here and watch until it’s done PROPERLY.”

ཐིཋྀ ─ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 ! @noseydewdrop.bsky.social · Feb 11

[ Watching the other yordle walk into the garage , hearing that deep breath prior , and then the slam of the garage door made the sorceress drop a cold sweat . That silence spoke volumes , until she began overhearing those curses from inside .

She wanted to ask if he was okay in there but , she

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Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 11

Rumble takes a deep breath. In, and out, through the nose and then the mouth. He walks into the garage, and shuts it behind him.

A slew of muffled curses can be heard screaming from inside the yordle’s compromised workshop, along with some metal banging.

Eventually, the garage opened. Rumble-

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Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 11

-emerged with one hand fixing up a now disheveled mohawk. The other one had a broom and dustpan, which he tossed at Lulu’s feet.

“Clean. NOW.”

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 11

Rumble takes a deep breath. In, and out, through the nose and then the mouth. He walks into the garage, and shuts it behind him.

A slew of muffled curses can be heard screaming from inside the yordle’s compromised workshop, along with some metal banging.

Eventually, the garage opened. Rumble-

ཐིཋྀ ─ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 ! @noseydewdrop.bsky.social · Feb 11

A-AHH ! ! WAIT , NO , I SAID DON'T CHECK . . . !

[ And of course , there it was . A garage filled with sparkling purple glitter , with each shine of it being sore to the eye . ]

. . . Uhm , looks . . . fine to me ! Just a bit sparkly !

[ Sweating . It's just a mess . ]

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 10

"Hmm..."

He'd narrow his eyes, before gripping the garage's shutter. Without any hesitation, he'd yank it up to see what the damage was...!

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Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 10

“Short stuff?! You got some damn nerve, tubs!”

He points defiantly up at the mechanic.

“This here’s MY junkyard, got it? So beat it, before I kick you out myself!”

What a little loudmouth…

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Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 10

"Hmm..."

He'd narrow his eyes, before gripping the garage's shutter. Without any hesitation, he'd yank it up to see what the damage was...!

ཐིཋྀ ─ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 ! @noseydewdrop.bsky.social · Feb 10

[ Her ears went down as Rumble turned over , questioning her . Crap , crap - she didn't think this through ! ]

Y'know , you shouldn't just like - check something you're unsure of ! I can check for you and tell you if everything's normal !

[ Nervous laughter . She definitely messed up . ]

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 10

He was literally seconds away from opening it before coming to a stop, turning to squint at the purple sorceress.

"And why shouldn't I?"

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 10

He was literally seconds away from opening it before coming to a stop, turning to squint at the purple sorceress.

"And why shouldn't I?"

ཐིཋྀ ─ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 ! @noseydewdrop.bsky.social · Feb 10

W-Wait ! Don't check , please !

[ She panicked ! She was the absolute worst at lying , but she has to keep him away from that garage ! I mean , no doubt it's a disaster in there . ]

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 10

"'Kay."

Rumble turns to start heading towards his garage, all the while thinking about how he's gonna punish Lulu for the mischief she no doubt caused.

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 10

"'Kay."

Rumble turns to start heading towards his garage, all the while thinking about how he's gonna punish Lulu for the mischief she no doubt caused.

ཐིཋྀ ─ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 ! @noseydewdrop.bsky.social · Feb 10

Oh , uh . . . maybe ! Maybe it will ! Hmhm - ! 💦

Rumble @yordlepride.bsky.social · Feb 10

"Mhm. So I'm gonna take a look inside my workshop and everything'll be exactly as I left it?"