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More Trees Less Assholes

@youdou.bsky.social

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Sane sarcastic conservative dog lover. Orwell called it. Congress must remove the loathsome prick. Don’t follow If you can’t handle the sarcasm.

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More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 4h

Hope she is upwind.

More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 4h

You can find that previously open, partially used old dried up tube the next time you need it?

That’s some witchcraft stuff right there.

More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 13h

No he’s trying to distract from bring exposed as a pedophile.

Plus he wants to force Dems to accept ending subsidies.

More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 19h

Respected like the $2 attention whore he is.

More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d

Shit it was just a title?

Here I thought those genes were special.

More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d

However bathing has been optional so far.

More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d

That’s exactly the plan. Shh!

More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d

Just a zombie nightmare. Don’t wake up until you’re dead.

More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d

And if they don’t?

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More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 2d

I think they should add crack to the list of things you can’t buy with food stamps. Maybe they can fix that if they go back to work?
That seems way worse than beer and cigarettes, but that’s just me.

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More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 2d

Bought a coffee at a shop yesterday. I put in my own milk.

You cannot sell me the coffee without making it. And putting it in a cup. That’s all included in the price.
That all took 30 seconds to pour.

Then comes the tip screen.

Nope. Just charge me the price including a living wage.

More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 2d

With the added benefit of a tip option screen starting at 20%.

More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 2d

Modern day slavery mentality.

More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 2d

The commemorative survivor medal.

Now only $29.99.

Money raised goes to fund private preteen beauty pageants at the golden DJT ballroom.

More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 2d

Had a wealthy older neighbor that called the landscapers “her Mexicans”. “I’ll have my Mexicans come in and trim my trees”,

They want them gone, except for “their” immigrants.