mun ; JAEGER
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muse is teen-aged, no ships

dude i just pissed in the moon, weve got bigger issues!

For my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great. You have no power over me

I DONT HAVE TO. ITS WHY WE KEEP YOU AROUND

I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Optimus?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

That's right, baby. All metal, no spines, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my sibling, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher;

so I'm making a callout post on my bluesky dot com; @singingsycamores.bsky.social , you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

I've come to make an announcement: @singingsycamores.bsky.social is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking sibling. That's right, he took his spider-fuckin' spiney dick out and he pissed on my fucking sibling, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting,"

nightshade youre such a fucking dork, go get laid or something????????

WHAT

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OHMYGOD THIS WEBBING STUFF TOTALLY TASTES LIKE CANDY, OHEMGEEDDD

TUF LUCK AT SCHOOL 2DAY LOOOSERS.

I just absolutely annihilated that bag of cheese sticks, LOL