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Zaftig Pink

@zaftigpink.bsky.social

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Cartoonist with a naturist bent. Life is absurd, why not be naked for it? Follow me: https://zaftigpink.substack.com/ https://www.planetnude.co/t/nudie-cutie-comics Buy stuff: sweetteaswamp.redbubble.com

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 16h

Feeling all washed up? You‘re not the only one. New strip up over on Substack.

Shower The People

Or, Soap on the Ropes

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 1d

Give 'em fair warning before you have to turn 'em into a toad. In the spirit of this spooky season there's a new design up in my online store.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 1d

For those of you following along at home, you can now see all of the Welcome to Piney Bottoms strips in one convenient location.

Welcome to Piney Bottoms | Zaftig’s Pink's Nude for Your Amusement | Zaftig Pink | Substack

Nestled deep in a swamp not quite valuable enough to be a landfill lies America's only Federally protected mosquito sanctuary and nudist resort. Welcome to Piney Bottoms, where you can follow the adve...

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking about Halloween? Want to be true to yourself and still sport a groovy costume? As always, we're here to help! Check out some of these great nudist costume party ideas. And the paywall is down on this post through October!

Nudist Costume Party Ideas

An Inspiration Board

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 3d

I do. Every time I get out of a chair.

Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 3d

Let's celebrate spooky season! The Nerdy Nudists tell stories of Naked Ghosts. Some classic tales of naked haunts from across the world. And the paywall is down for October. Enjoy!

The Nerdy Nudists

Tell Spooky Stories of Naked Ghosts

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 3d

A strip that's absolutely barbarous up over on Substack. And while you're over there, subscribe, by the nipples of Kol-Tar!

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The Mighty Nipples of Kol-Tar

This week we get fantastical

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 7d

Here’s a little rhyme for no particular reason. New strip up over on substack.

A Naked Foot Makes A Sweeter Meter

Or, iamb what iamb

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 9d

Get into the spirit of things over on substack.

The Green Fairy and Friends

Some Free Spirited Personifications of Spirits

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 11d

Why not do both? Tattootober.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 11d

In other spooky season news, my latest Nudie Cutie is now available for everyone over at @planetnude.co. Love a good B-movie mad scientist.

Nudie Cutie Comics

No Deposit, No Return

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 11d

It's time to start thinking about nude witches, ghouls, and goblins. Although I'm not sure about ghouls. I know ghouls come in cool, not sure about nude. If there's any ghouls out there, let us know. Anyway, check out the halloween designs in my store.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 12d

This will be a seemingly random question for you, but any Nudist / Renaissance Faire crossover people in my audience?

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 13d

Be a happy camper by buying a sticker. Which will also make me happy. So it's a win-win situation, really. New design in my online store.
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1745...

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 13d

Autumn is going strong. When you pack the Goldendoodle into the Subaru this weekend and head up to the cider mill, why not slap this sticker onto the back? New design in my online store.

www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1745...

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 14d

Something toady today. New post up over on substack. Why not subscribe while you’re there?

Toad in the Hole

Or, Sonora or Later

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 17d

Just now realizing that monocular vision and flight are a highly unlikely evolutionary combination. We’ll just say a wizard did it.

Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 17d

Looking to write the great nudist novel but having trouble coming up with a premise? Don't worry, I'm here to help! Get inspired with some implausible premises for nudist novels. New post up on substack!

Implausible Premises for Nudist Novels

An inspiration board

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 20d

I really try to avoid griping on social media, but Adobe’s habit of essentially coming into your workshop at night, stealing some of your tools, and rearranging what’s left is really grinding my goat.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 20d

I’d be having a much better morning if the weekend’s update to Procreate hadn’t wiped out all the customized brushes I’ve spent several years developing.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 21d

The Devil is in the details. New strip up over on Substack.

Too Many Cooks Spoil The Books

Or, there's no accounting for taste

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 24d

Freedom of Speech, Freedom of the Press, Freedom of Religion, Freedom of Assembly. The foundation of The Republic. Whatever your flavor of freedom of expression is, keep the flame alive. Two versions available in my online store.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 24d

New strip up over on Substack. Plus some thoughts on nostalgia, totalitarianism, and Latin literature. And yet still peppier than Funky Winkerbean.

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Speak, Memory

Or, Auferstanden aus Ruinen

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 28d

Now you can enjoy this amusing comic strip for the low, low price of - well, nothing! Now that’s a bargain!

Don't Make a Spectacle of Yourself

Or, The Famous Blushingly Funny Illusion

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · Sep 13

Wait until you get to be my age. Every night you’re holding heat and making water.