William from Zaun
@zaunpianist.bsky.social
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"How do we come back to normal after everything?" The piano playing soldier of Piltover. Decommissioned and back to his ivory keys. Courtesy of Fitz Arcane RP/Parody account. MVRP 18+ MDNI
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zaunpianist.bsky.social
"A good man went to war.

I don't know who came out."

[Made by @stringcheeseproductions on TikTok]
zaunpianist.bsky.social
"None. It was poor timing on my part."
He opened a few windows and used a long branch for opening the skylight, he put a towel over his mouth.

"What brings you to my place?"
teethupon.bsky.social
"And did those muffins commit some awful crime to you?" A faint twitch to his lips, observing the mild fire damage and charred remains of aforementioned muffins.
zaunpianist.bsky.social
“It’s for the concert success.

Went well. I thought I’d cook myself muffins.”
zaunpianist.bsky.social
"...Well, I appreciate that."
sanguinesoiree.bsky.social
“ no. not at all. i’m just not going to force someone to let me drink. ”
zaunpianist.bsky.social
"...Uh, I don't have a bad blood smell or something, do I?"
zaunpianist.bsky.social
"...Uh, I don't have a bad blood smell or something, do I?"
sanguinesoiree.bsky.social
“ you’re very punny but, no. ”
zaunpianist.bsky.social
"More of a /negative/ person?"
zaunpianist.bsky.social
"More of a /negative/ person?"
sanguinesoiree.bsky.social
her eyes roll.

“ you aren’t my blood type anyways. ”
zaunpianist.bsky.social
"I told myself I needed to buy more stakes... The carpenter guild thought I was nuts."
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zaunpianist.bsky.social
"I told myself I needed to buy more stakes... The carpenter guild thought I was nuts."
sanguinesoiree.bsky.social
“ . . . yeah. you are gonna need to wash that well. ”
zaunpianist.bsky.social
"So I take it the pocket aioli is just...

Gonna stain the fabric?"
zaunpianist.bsky.social
"So I take it the pocket aioli is just...

Gonna stain the fabric?"
sanguinesoiree.bsky.social
ivory covered her lips with her hand. trying not to break out into laughter.

“ you’re adorable. ”
zaunpianist.bsky.social
He slowly reopened the door; his body completely covered in bandoliers of garlic.

"...Shit."
zaunpianist.bsky.social
He slowly reopened the door; his body completely covered in bandoliers of garlic.

"...Shit."
sanguinesoiree.bsky.social
“ you know that’s just in movie, right? ”
zaunpianist.bsky.social
He slowly reversed back into his home.

"I DO NOT INVITE YOU IN!!"
zaunpianist.bsky.social
He slowly reversed back into his home.

"I DO NOT INVITE YOU IN!!"
sanguinesoiree.bsky.social
big brown eyes were still set on him.
zaunpianist.bsky.social
"...Sorry, I think you have the wrong address. The hells away from me is about 1700 kilometers that way."

He pointed in a random direction.
zaunpianist.bsky.social
"...Sorry, I think you have the wrong address. The hells away from me is about 1700 kilometers that way."

He pointed in a random direction.
sanguinesoiree.bsky.social
“ blood. ”
zaunpianist.bsky.social
“…Ah! Vegetarian. I’ll whip up a salad!”
zaunpianist.bsky.social
“…Ah! Vegetarian. I’ll whip up a salad!”
zaunpianist.bsky.social
“It’s for the concert success.

Went well. I thought I’d cook myself muffins.”
teethupon.bsky.social
Does he even want to ask?
zaunpianist.bsky.social
He grasped his chest over the right side, thinking his heart there.

“Gods almighty! Does anyone knock around here?!”
teethupon.bsky.social
❪ ⠀. . . ⠀ ❫
zaunpianist.bsky.social
Coughs as he puts out a fire in the kitchen.

“Well, guess I’m putting in an order at the bakery.”
zaunpianist.bsky.social
Coughs as he puts out a fire in the kitchen.

“Well, guess I’m putting in an order at the bakery.”
zaunpianist.bsky.social
"Well, it wasn't as fun as I thought it would have been.

The floating was cool though."
abrokensoul.bsky.social
"Huh, haven't seen that in a good while."
zaunpianist.bsky.social
"Hey! I found my old fairy outfit!"

He whiffed it.

"Woof. Still smells of soil."
zaunpianist.bsky.social
"Hey! I found my old fairy outfit!"

He whiffed it.

"Woof. Still smells of soil."
zaunpianist.bsky.social
Wishes he'd adopted like his mother suggested.
zaunpianist.bsky.social
Shit…

Out of tequila again.
zaunpianist.bsky.social
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