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Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 15h

This is the closest you get to self reflection from that walking "Depends" ad.

Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 19h

The truly sad part of all of this is that, in my opinion, that is likely the best picture I've ever seen of him.

Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 1d

Do you think you could do something about the bees while you're at it? OOH! And climate change! Thanks, big guy!

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Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 1d

Semper Fi Master Seargent! That's what bearing true faith and allegiance looks like! I get downright MOTIVATED when I see fellow Devil Dogs calling out this assclown regime!

Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 1d

I keep hearing that the government is looking for the leaders of Antifa. Well, I can tell you who they are. Their names are Chesty Puller and John Basilone, and it's a good thing they haven't been found because even now, they would bitchslap the Orange Potato back to Putin in a heartbeat!

Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 1d

So, in closing, I guess, thank you for advertising for the cause! You are a true ally in this fight against ICE Barbie and the Orange Potato.

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Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 1d

Also, what about "Professional Communist Antifa Agitator" is a bad thing? I kind of like my protestors to be good at it, and for the people, and against fascists, and stirring the pot. I mean, it's pretty easy to make assholes be an asshole, but it doesn’t hurt the cause to show it happening.

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Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 1d

Are we saying that representing Jesus as a defender of the rights of every human, as he would be, and protesting evil organizations that deprevived people of those rights, as he did, and being persecuted violently for it, as he was, is..... un-Christian? Weird position, but what do I know, right?

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Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 2d

PLEASE tell me you've seen the worst horror flick of all time,...."Rubber"

A sentient car tire that kills with its MIND!!!!

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Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 3d

Don't forget songwriter! He wrote "Carribean Queen" after all.

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Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 3d

I found the rotten potatoes award! It must have gotten lost in the mail. Anyhow, come and get it, you slime dripping shit sandwich.

Sincerely, Everyone

P.S. I am all for the S.H.I.T. Movement! (Senate, House Impeach Trump)

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Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 4d

I saw someone post that Orange Julius (the rotten potato) has "The heart of a humanitarian."

It's possible, I guess. I mean, how many good people's hearts did they shove into Cheney?

Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 8d

If any top brass are waiting for a sign from the people to do what is right. If any military leaders are thinking about the people they lead. If all you need is one voice, here's mine. It says "We the people" on the Constitution, and you are the people. The top part is first for a reason.

Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 8d

Many years from now, a museum will host an exhibit that will be comprised of Twitter posts from various elected and appointed officials that will tell the story of the great upheaval of the 2020's. It will be a cautionary tale, much like letters from holocaust survivors. I hope our kids see it.

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Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 8d

An excerpt from a poem I am writing:

And when do the eyes of a nation at war become clear to the travisties being done to this world
When do people who say that they fight for this nation realize that what it needs is a leader intervention

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Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 9d

And these are their stories. KUN KUUUN!

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Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 10d

When your fruit salad bowl needs a second bowl!

Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 10d

As a FB refugee, I took a solid two minutes to decide whether or not this was satirical. Social media has left an indelible mark on my skepticism.

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Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 10d

It wasn't the Dems that put a name on the affordable care act. It was Trump and his ilk that called it "Obamacare." They did it as a jab at the man who made it. Now that he is the one making things and naming them after himself, it's an honor? Fuck the Orange Potato!

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Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 11d

"When in the service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils."

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Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 12d

I was still believing it. It honestly doesn’t surprise me anymore. Website names, drug names, politician names, they are all meaningless.

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Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 12d

Even the women that were there.

Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 12d

And, are "they" upset because the giant truck robot with no discernible gender features is not using human created gender related pronouns?

Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 13d

I don't think a draft, and all that bullshit Whiskey "Blue Falcon" Pete spewed all over a bunch of Generals the other day quite line up. All a draft will get you is a bunch of people who won't want to be there, and he gave them a way to get out.

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Zax bc 8647 was taken @zaxaustin.bsky.social · 14d

The definition of "This could have been an email."

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