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Sandy Parsons
@zazzeaux.bsky.social
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📝 Writer - Analog, Escape Pod, Reckoning… Codexian 🏆 Winner of the 2022 ServiceScape Story Award 🏆Pushcart Prize nominee. 🎙️ Narrator of audio fiction 📚tsundoku specialist 🩺 anesthetist 🎮 gamer www.Sandyparsons.com
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 23m
Staving off the early Christmas onslaught, one meme at at time. #Halloween
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 25m
How to say you're not an American without saying you're not an American...😂
(Not knocking it at all. Beans are actually a healthy thing to eat for breakfast.
I just remember feeling odd eating beans for breakfast when I visited England years ago.)
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 17h
Staving off the early Christmas onslaught, one meme at at time. #Halloween
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 1d
The truth is out there.
Me and Fox have the same birthday
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 1d
Staving off the early Christmas onslaught, one meme at at time. #Halloween
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 2d
Staving off the early Christmas onslaught, one meme at at time. #Halloween
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 3d
#caturday
Fang or tongue
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 3d
Staving off the early Christmas onslaught, one meme at at time. #Halloween
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 4d
#WorldMentalHealthDay
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 4d
Oh hai.
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Apex Magazine (is funding for 2026!) 🎉 @apexmag.bsky.social · 13d
Apex Magazine 2026 is A Project We Love on Kickstarter!! ❤️🍾🥂🎉

Thank you to everyone who's donated so far! If you haven't checked us out yet, don't be shy! There's room for everyone at the monster mash 👻🪦

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ape...
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 4d
Staving off the early Christmas onslaught, one meme at at time. #Halloween
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 5d
Everybody loves long hair until it's time to clean the beater bar on the vacuum cleaner.
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 5d
Staving off the early Christmas onslaught, one meme at at time. #Halloween
Dark humor version
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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 7d
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 6d
A very special video edition of Staving off the early Christmas onslaught, one meme at at time. #Halloween

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Iu3...
They did the Monster Slash
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
www.youtube.com
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 7d
Keep Dolly In your thoughts, y’all.
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Pandora Boxx @thepandoraboxx.bsky.social · 7d
I am sending every positive vibe, every ounce of heart filled love I have right now. Dolly Parton is a national treasure. We need Dolly in this world more than ever. 🩷🩷🦋🦋
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 7d
Staving off the early Christmas onslaught, one meme at at time. #Halloween

Extra edition in honor of the OG Halloween master- Poe’s day of demise…
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 7d
Simpsons still on point
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 7d
Excellent!
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 7d
So mysterious there’s even a special word for it: defenestration
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 8d
Oh look the party that screams “family values” every five minutes is silent when one of their megachurch darlings pleads guilty to child sex abuse. But they’ll trip over themselves to ban books and attack drag shows. Tells you everything you need to know.
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 7d
Staving off the early Christmas onslaught, one meme at at time. #Halloween
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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 8d
Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 8d
angry-cute, the genre we didn't know we needed
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