Zoe
@zoeleet.bsky.social
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I'm Zoe, sapphic gamedev. One of the good ones but in the bad way. Montreal based programmer and technical artist. Almost definitely taller than you.
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The #1 red flag I've learned is people who are always talking about the things they're planning on doing but never the things they're actually doing, as in they're always fantasizing about starting *something* but they never do.
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My GRS is going to need a revision and I feel awful about it
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My Dad asked me once why I take so many selfies now, he told me it was vain and self centered.

I told him, my body was a prison for my entire life and I hated how I looked. Now I love how I look, I want to share it, I'm free.

In a rare moment for him he nodded and said "that's a good point"
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They're literally not real people, a lot of folks need to go outside and touch some grass
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nutrition is for nerds I want my waffles
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they're living in the lap of luxury, enjoying exotic delicacies beyond imagination
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frozen waffles are dope they catch the syrup in the little squares and then the butter melts and now I now what I'm having for breakfast
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my entire interaction with fighting games is you and woolie talking about them on the podcast and this made me lose my shit
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I look up at the title of the latest video, dazed

"When the remake is better than the original"

I look back at my phone

This has to be a type of gooning.
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In the past we'd make jokes like "haha this is so dumb it could be in Robocop" and usually we're being a little bit hyperbolic but now we're at the point where if this appeared unaltered in Robocop Paul Verhoeven would have to cut it because it's too silly for the tone he was going for.
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I'm autistic too, I get it. I guess when I'm upset I'm *more* autistic so I have trouble just appreciating that people are saying something to be nice even if it doesn't make perfect sense.
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I am generally a positive person, and I understand that some people respond well to optimism, but when I'm in distress I need facts and reasoning, optimism without justification just pisses me off because it's like why are you wasting my time on this bullshit we have problems to solve.
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I used to work as a medical dispatcher and one of the first things I learned on calls with people who were in medical emergencies is never use phrases like "I understand" or "it's going to be okay" unless you can back those off, that just pisses people in distress off.
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I really really hate when I'm upset about something that's real and people tell me "you're going to be okay" or "it's going to be okay." I understand you're trying to be supportive, but the whole reason I'm upset is because I don't know if things are going to be okay. You're lying to me.
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I rewatched it last night after drinking probably a little too much with a friend and I was stoked immediately and passed out halfway through.

Super fun movie.
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Did you eat a steak lately while watching an MMA match and stoically sipping a glass of aged scotch while explaining why women can't understand The Godfather?
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Kick his ass Pat
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Bones and weight painting were the exact point I bounced off of learning Blender and now I can only do 3D meshes
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My Halloween costume idea is being a sexy Mormon missionary
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What the fuck does that mean this is a public platform
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I don't do it for the likes. I do it because I'm a pervert 😎
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"what's that"

cue the worst conversation of your life
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This is the asshole version of sissy hypno
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Going to GDC has been a dream of mine for ages but turning it into another gamer con makes me want that less