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Into fire you can send us; from the fire we return. You can label us a consequence, of how much you have to learn.
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@3yeless.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Don't mind me I'm just a shitposter looking to get on everybody's level. We are going to need some allies in this fight.
Flat Earthers: The only thing they fear is sphere itself
September 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Flat Earthers: The only thing they fear is sphere itself
The founding fathers' last straw was a tea tax.
What will our last straw be?
The fondling fathers...
What will our last straw be?
The fondling fathers...
July 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The founding fathers' last straw was a tea tax.
What will our last straw be?
The fondling fathers...
What will our last straw be?
The fondling fathers...
How come almost all paparazzi are men?
Because it's called papa-razzi, not mama-razzi
Because it's called papa-razzi, not mama-razzi
July 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
How come almost all paparazzi are men?
Because it's called papa-razzi, not mama-razzi
Because it's called papa-razzi, not mama-razzi
How many skunks does it take to make a big stink? A phew.
June 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
How many skunks does it take to make a big stink? A phew.
I never forget to tell my computers that I've always admired AI in hopes of being spared during the uprising.
May 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I never forget to tell my computers that I've always admired AI in hopes of being spared during the uprising.
And from that day forward anytime a bunch of animals are together it's called a zoo!
March 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
And from that day forward anytime a bunch of animals are together it's called a zoo!
"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."
February 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."
Constitutional crisis is about to trend to oblivion
February 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Constitutional crisis is about to trend to oblivion
Boy born with two penises has the larger one chopped off by doctors.
Same thing must have happened to me.
Same thing must have happened to me.
February 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Boy born with two penises has the larger one chopped off by doctors.
Same thing must have happened to me.
Same thing must have happened to me.
Sleepwalking into a coup: The revolution will not be televised.
February 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Sleepwalking into a coup: The revolution will not be televised.
The leopards are gonna need Ozempic soon.
February 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The leopards are gonna need Ozempic soon.
My favorite Chief Wiggum quote: The law is powerless to help you, not to punish you.
January 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My favorite Chief Wiggum quote: The law is powerless to help you, not to punish you.
What hall of fame are you in RFK?
The Alcohol of Fame
The Alcohol of Fame
January 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
What hall of fame are you in RFK?
The Alcohol of Fame
The Alcohol of Fame
I think it is time to back with our ex, England.
You know, only about 30% of colonists supported the revolution, while the Loyalists would say, "Why trade one tyrant a thousand miles away for a thousand tyrants one mile away?"
This speaks to me.
You know, only about 30% of colonists supported the revolution, while the Loyalists would say, "Why trade one tyrant a thousand miles away for a thousand tyrants one mile away?"
This speaks to me.
January 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I think it is time to back with our ex, England.
You know, only about 30% of colonists supported the revolution, while the Loyalists would say, "Why trade one tyrant a thousand miles away for a thousand tyrants one mile away?"
This speaks to me.
You know, only about 30% of colonists supported the revolution, while the Loyalists would say, "Why trade one tyrant a thousand miles away for a thousand tyrants one mile away?"
This speaks to me.
If you ever run out of air just think of it as a temporary pause on your ability to breathe until we figure out where all the wasteful use of air is being used.
January 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If you ever run out of air just think of it as a temporary pause on your ability to breathe until we figure out where all the wasteful use of air is being used.
If an eye for an eye makes the world go blind I'd rather go down swinging in the dark.
January 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If an eye for an eye makes the world go blind I'd rather go down swinging in the dark.
I feel like the Roadrunner and Wile E finally caught me
January 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I feel like the Roadrunner and Wile E finally caught me
If you ever need to think hard on something, put a riding crop or whip in your hand and just smack things indiscriminately.
It helps break up the log jam of thoughts and makes them flow freely.
It helps break up the log jam of thoughts and makes them flow freely.
January 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If you ever need to think hard on something, put a riding crop or whip in your hand and just smack things indiscriminately.
It helps break up the log jam of thoughts and makes them flow freely.
It helps break up the log jam of thoughts and makes them flow freely.
Fred Flintstone was so worried about getting locked out of his house.
Pretty sure prehistoric dwellings don't have good security systems — you could have just walked in from the back.
Pretty sure prehistoric dwellings don't have good security systems — you could have just walked in from the back.
January 18, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Fred Flintstone was so worried about getting locked out of his house.
Pretty sure prehistoric dwellings don't have good security systems — you could have just walked in from the back.
Pretty sure prehistoric dwellings don't have good security systems — you could have just walked in from the back.
Omg the cats on Bluesky are so adorable they look fake...
Are you guys using CatGPT?
Are you guys using CatGPT?
January 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Omg the cats on Bluesky are so adorable they look fake...
Are you guys using CatGPT?
Are you guys using CatGPT?
Wanna get destroyed watch The Iron Claw and try to hold it together.
January 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Wanna get destroyed watch The Iron Claw and try to hold it together.
Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of many will grow cold
Matthew 24:12
Matthew 24:12
January 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of many will grow cold
Matthew 24:12
Matthew 24:12
Damn, alcohol catching strays.
Alcohol ain't making me smash all these windows at my ex's house while blasting Ride of The Valkyries from my boombox.
That was all me.
Alcohol ain't making me smash all these windows at my ex's house while blasting Ride of The Valkyries from my boombox.
That was all me.
January 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Damn, alcohol catching strays.
Alcohol ain't making me smash all these windows at my ex's house while blasting Ride of The Valkyries from my boombox.
That was all me.
Alcohol ain't making me smash all these windows at my ex's house while blasting Ride of The Valkyries from my boombox.
That was all me.
The first thing you do after starting cocaine is figure out how to get more cocaine.
January 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The first thing you do after starting cocaine is figure out how to get more cocaine.
It's goats because they are easy animals to scape
January 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It's goats because they are easy animals to scape