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Well grubbed, old mole!
Shout out to all the dads in the replies and QS’s advising on buying an air compressor. I see & feel seen by you.
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Certainly nothing could go wrong when Matt Patricia coaches some Lions
This website is more chill than the other website but if the rumor that Penn State is actually considering Matt Patricia for its head coaching job is real then I will personally make sure this is the least chill website that has ever existed
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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But wait, there’s more:

–paved over Black Lives Matter Plaza.
–cut early childhood educator pay.
–cut emergency rental assistance.
–let Federal low income housing funds lapse.
–bulldozed homeless encampments & brought back congregate shelters.

Can’t wait to “run through the tape” in ‘26!
2025 wrapped:

–made it easier to evict tenants & lock up kids.
–enriched developers & sports team owners.
–took healthcare away from the underinsured to fund business tax breaks.
–collaborated w/Federal law enforcement to obliterate DC’s status as a sanctuary city.

Promises made, promises kept!
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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2025 wrapped:

–made it easier to evict tenants & lock up kids.
–enriched developers & sports team owners.
–took healthcare away from the underinsured to fund business tax breaks.
–collaborated w/Federal law enforcement to obliterate DC’s status as a sanctuary city.

Promises made, promises kept!
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Mishpacha-magazine-mentioned.gif
in which a new york hasidic leader repeatedly and calmly reminds the interviewer that politics is in fact transactional
The Kingmaker from Williamsburg - Mishpacha Magazine
“How could you endorse Mamdani?” Tough questions for Satmar askan Rabbi Moishe Indig
mishpacha.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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The DC I know is worth fighting for.

I’m Janeese Lewis George, and I’m running for Mayor.

youtu.be/aOBD45c3wVM
The DC I know
YouTube video by Janeese for DC
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
If I could only listen to one album for the rest of my life it would be Company Flow’s “Funcrusher Plus,” and this is not a close call
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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this is just rank cowardice, the student very obviously disregarded the instructions and the assignment to antagonize her peers and instructors and provoke this exact reaction, society simply can’t function when the people in charge scurry like kicked dogs every time some troll bully says boo
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I can only assume that 2006 was left out on purpose, when Dems ran against the “Culture of Corruption” in the GOP and absolutely cleaned up
#1 'Strong Floor' etc is a blah motto. But...

#2 Mottos for midterms Do Not Matter.

#3 Don't believe #2? Then tell me one "messaging" line from 2022, 2018, 2014, 2010, 2002, etc that you remember.

("Tea party" mattered in 2010, but that was name for a movement, not a "message.")
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
“A floor so clean you can eat off it.”
(The DCCC paid me $500,000 to come up with this)
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Strong Floor, No Ceiling except we've always been negotiable on the floor part, it doesn't have to be a floor-floor, it can kind of be vibes, but hey the ceiling is limitless, you're probably going to be one of the handful of people who become a multimillionaire, stay focused on that
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Nothing like a medical emergency to make me not care about the outcome of a Michigan–Ohio State game (everyone is fine)
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
You miss 100% of the takes you don’t poast
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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big late breaking news: the market monitor for the largest energy grid in the u.s., covering much of the midwest and mid-atlantic, has called to block new data centers connections to the grid, saying current course of growth assures regular blackouts
No more PJM data centers unless they can be reliably served: market monitor
The PJM Interconnection’s market monitor urged the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission to rule that large data centers can only come online if the grid operator can still meet reliability metrics.
www.utilitydive.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Caris Lavert sounds like a French hor d’oeuvre
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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💃💃💃💃💃
BREAKING: DC Mayor Muriel Bowser announces she will not run for a fourth term. x.com/MurielBowser...
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Janeese Lewis George 2026!!!!!!
DC Mayor Muriel Bowser announces she will not seek a fourth term
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
There’s glee and then there’s my 6-month-old grabbing a fistful of my chest hair and pulling as hard as he can
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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when you have to start saying socialism is good
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
DC, this could be us
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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when mayor elect mamdani meets with trump vs when mayor bowser meets with trump
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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#BREAKING: A student intern at Rhode Island Superior Court was briefly taken into custody by ICE this afternoon before a judge intervened, 12 News has learned. Story by @jusolyn.bsky.social and @timwhiteri.bsky.social: ⤵️
RI judge intervenes after ICE mistakenly detains Superior Court intern
A teenager was nearly taken into federal immigration custody in Providence Thursday afternoon before a Superior Court judge intervened, according to the Rhode Island Judiciary.
www.wpri.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Same thing happened to Judge Silberman on the DC Circuit. Fox News damages brains
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM