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"𝘐𝘧 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶...𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳." - @beneficiaries.bsky.social
Singleshipped on Jewel's end
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MDNI
Penned by Slimey
* I am not one of those. . . Dastardly pippins.
* I am a model. The pinnacle of beauty
[The script sheets fall]
* Heyyyy Spammy~ Happy New Year!
[And she's giving him a kiss on the cheek]
* Heyyyy Spammy~ Happy New Year!
[And she's giving him a kiss on the cheek]
* They say new year new me but fuck that, I ain't changing
* They say new year new me but fuck that, I ain't changing
Do you like snakes???
Or birds??
Or weird animals???
Do you like snakes???
Or birds??
Or weird animals???
How dare they invalid handle my boyfriend.
How dare they invalid handle my boyfriend.
* Now fall through emptiness for me
* Now fall through emptiness for me
* But those other fucking pippins piss me off whenever I try to.
* But those other fucking pippins piss me off whenever I try to.
* Soon I'll be back on the air
* Soon I'll be back on the air
[She does not have pictures of Tenna. Unsurprisingly she probably has a collection of Spamton pictures]
[She does not have pictures of Tenna. Unsurprisingly she probably has a collection of Spamton pictures]
* I'm just gonna go bother Spamton.
* I'm just gonna go bother Spamton.
* Someone's talking about me
* Someone's talking about me