Fantastic news everyone!! I guess I’m a gaming YouTuber now 👾

Not the cadmium orange!

Ai slop got me like:

Screw 2025 fashion trends, I’m going back to 2015 when the world was pure and the jeans were comfy and the thing I was most concerned about was getting a good grade on my AP Calculus test

“Man, Bekah hasn’t posted in a sec, she must be deep in research”

Meanwhile, I lie here, sick, dead on my couch, entranced by a dance video I cannot hope to comprehend, yet deeply appreciate for the art that it is:

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Current sexuality: random Italian brain rot videos and K Pop Demon Hunters, also low cut jeans I guess??

The moment I get a handle on my executive dysfunction it is OVER for all y

Disabling ad tracking on Pinterest was one of the best decisions I ever made.

Naturally, I say that not because of any privacy reason, but because for years now, all of my ads have been like THIS:

Man, I fear that labubus really have become the beanie babies of our generation. Best of luck to eBay in the year 2030 🫡

This goes out all the nerds who finished K-Pop Demon Hunters and went “WAIT THAT CAN’T BE THE END, I NEED MORE”

….. me. I’m the nerd. 👹

#kpopdemonhunters

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every crew has that one homie who always brings the Big Flag around

Great news guys- the bomb making accusations are still up and kickin’ 🙏🤩

Forget YouTube or my degree, my actual greatest achievement is that I literally won my school spelling bee in elementary school by spelling the word “rhomboid”.

I got out in the first round of regionals though…. I guess I just didn’t have the right angle.

*buh dum tss*

Me: “I’m feeling a little burned out, let’s make a super chill, short video about the art history in this random Netflix movie that just came out”

K-Pop Demon Hunters video script:

*Insert foreshadowing about a future video here*

Bekah here! I plan on using this BS to share my darkest, most secretive nonsense. For instance:

At 1M subscribers on YouTube, I will start a gaming channel. This channel shall be called “A Boss Fight with Bekah.”

Am I good at gaming?

Nah, I suck. BAD.

I just like cooking mushrooms in LoZ. 🍄‍🟫🥘