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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 4d

I most humbly suggest we stop creating herpes monkeys

So Maybe Lets Not Do That Fiona Frills GIF

ALT: So Maybe Lets Not Do That Fiona Frills GIF

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 4d

let’s wrap it up in regulation tonight, boys. i’m spent.

gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 5d

Homer in hell. Satan, preparing to force-feed Homer donuts for all of eternity, says

So, you like baseball, eh? Well, we have all the baseball in the world!

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 4d

Chicken sandwich….thats an era I havnt heard in a long time….long time…

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 5d

Every insecure 5’10” guy’s worst nightmare is having national news stations constantly blanketing the airwaves with the fact that he’s 5’10”

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 8d

It’s been over 2 weeks since AOC said Stephen Miller was weak and puny. Fox is still talking about it.

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 4d

Cut to a 47 post long thread by the menswear guy “look I promise I don’t only compliment the attire of left wingers. So here. Let’s analyze what this guy gets correct in his attempt to look and act like a Nazi”

Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 6d

Here is Gregory Bovino, the man in charge of ICE agents in Chicago.

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Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 5d

So the judge is not granting the motion to ban the use of tear gas.

But she's not denying it, either.

She's keeping it in her back pocket.

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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 5d

Head’s up, Portland.

Heretic Coffee Co on SE 28th will be giving SNAP breakfast’s daily until SNAP is restored.

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the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 5d

my favorite part about magic's phyrexian body horror is that compleation is marketed as the pursuit of an optimal body and when you look at the cards its like.

-top half of a woman on a horse
-top half of a woman on dinosaur legs
-top half of a woman on a spider
-woman with a sword arm

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NerdyLexicon @nerdylexicon.bsky.social · 5d

Never once is there a follow-up of "Do you think that being constantly unaware of major political news makes you unfit to hold a political position?"

Or "You can pull an article up right now, we'll wait."

Or even "Which staffer are you going to fire for leaving you so pathetically unprepared?"

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

Q: What's your reaction to yesterday's purge of senior ICE officials? When is it time for Congress to do some oversight?

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I just heard about that, literally I was walking in.

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Olive Rae Brinker @olivebrinker.bsky.social · 5d

the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man

kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 5d

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 5d

Here is roxkababy.

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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 5d

I gotta say I was dubious about the Epstein Ballroom Trump’s building but the drawings I’ve seen of the Epstein Ballroom make the Epstein Ballroom look not as off the rails hideous as I thought the Epstein Ballroom would look.

#EpsteinBallroom

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 5d

“They taught you the details in school right? If you have any questions you can talk to us. Also we are strongly of the belief that it should only be after marriage for the purpose of having kids. Ok good talk”

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 7d

i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.

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armando l sanchez @mandophotos.bsky.social · 8d

More from the scene

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 5d

…..I should call her.

Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 6d

(nabisco scientist about to get fired) introducing: wheat thicks

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🪿medium evil Goose🪿 @sillygoose06.bsky.social · 6d

Lesbians are so good at Halloween costumes bc why did I just see a girl dressed up in Benadryl and her partner was the hat man
Like girl 🧎‍♀️ you win

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 5d

I cannot

JD Vance zoomed in as Cortana and it’s hilarious looking

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 5d

Lauren I feel like everything you have just shared with me is blursed? Blessed and cursed? I’m better AND worse and co fused?

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 5d

I didn’t know the played americas pastime.

Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 5d

Oh shit sounds like a “3 McGriddles” kind of day. Fuck

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Jae reads romance 📚🫖💄 @jamadoria.bsky.social · 6d

Mass.gov SNAP page is telling the truth about this administration cutting off the program

www.mass.gov/lists/snap-b...

A screenshot of the Massachusetts snap program that explains the current administration is cutting off benefits to Americans on 01 November

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 6d

Because I used to get them a LOT like 10 per year?

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 6d

Right?! I was shocked at the drastic change. Like 1/10 as many year to year.

Probably Needs to be one of the fancy ones tha you hold on each tooth for 3 seconds. Sonicare or whatever. If it just wiggles and buzzes then you still need to do the same back and forths? I havnt tested that much.

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