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Ben Johnson
@agentkooper.bsky.social
Likes: A damn fine cup of coffee, black as midnight on a moonless night. Cherry pie. Diane.
Dislikes: Fascists.

Also like: Comic books, Seattle teams, horror lit, single player video games and the absurd
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Tl;dr Trans Suicide Hotline: 877.565.8860

Things are real bad right now and the aren't getting better anytime soon, especially for trans folks. Suicide was already a leading cause of death for our trans friends and I can't imagine that number getting better without direct involvement.
And here I thought they’d be happy that someone agreed with them. Does everyone on that silly little island have thin skin or just “comedians”?
I think the first time I saw an American think they’d smashed it by pointing out I put “comedian” in quotes in my bio was in 2019, during Trump’s first term (they’ve elected him twice you see). What an original little guy!
“Comedian” is apt
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I decided to start Outer Worlds again and I’m enjoying it so much more this time. I’m exactly the kind of person that publishers hate.
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This might be a long shot, but does anyone here know anything about running for office in WA state? I know someone mulling the idea over and I really don’t want Kim Schrier to be my only choice next August.
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The most recent season of Living on Earth has jumped the shark and I’m here for it:
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The most recent season of Living on Earth has jumped the shark and I’m here for it:
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Annnnnnnnnd we’re back
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Predator Badlands is great but only if you watch it
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Do ya’ll think smoke actually tastes good on food or we evolved to appreciate it?
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I smoked a turkey today and it is the best one I’ve ever made.
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Today I read something incredibly melancholic, both beautiful and sad and wanted to share. For context, a friend of mine (who fucking loves talking about bugs) was asked about Butterflies and had the below to say in response:
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Very pleased to learn that "After 1177 BC: The Survival of Civilizations" has been chosen to receive a Biblical Archaeology Society 2025 Publication Award for "Best Popular Book on Archaeology" (for books published during 2023 and 2024).
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Comic reading friends! @therealitycomics.bsky.social released a new line of stories to check out. I just read the first issue of Weredevil and enjoyed it immensely. It’s a little gritty, a little rough around the edges (a good thing) and well written. Find them on comixology or Etsy!
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This is the worst football game I have ever watched and I’m a Seahawks fan
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Seems appropriate
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Fuck yeah!
You are my 900th follower! 💥 You win a free explosion!
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Hey Big Cat, are you worried about the Commanders tonight?
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Reposted by Ben Johnson
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The only actual story here is the headline in the upper right
October 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Baseball is absurd
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Hiii, it’s my birthday and, as they say, the best gift you could give me is sharing my art!! Thank u 💛
October 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Movie 21 - Shell: This Elizabeth Moss body horror-ish movie about a deadly beauty product had the misfortune of releasing the same year as the substance, being less inventive than the substance and being awful. 4/10
October 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Movie 20 - Your Host: Low budget movie with the acting you'd expect by the bulk of the cast, but a pretty fun turn by Jackie Earle Haley. However, the overarching theme of the movie, that women lie about sexual assault to get money, is the real horror. 0/10 - Eat Shit
October 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Movie 19 - A Nightmare on Elm Street: So many old slasher movies struggle to hold up to the test of time, but Wes Craven crafted a timeless classic with Freddy Krueger that is still as terrifying as it was... 41 years ago. Holy shit I am so fucking old. 7/10!
October 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM