A Green Cow
@agreencow.bsky.social
Narrm based, local nothing, who dips hand at a few things, and shares infrequently. As Ringo says, Peace and Love.
She/Her, and I’m all good with they/them being used too. Just never “guys” I switch off at that one.
She/Her, and I’m all good with they/them being used too. Just never “guys” I switch off at that one.
Spent the day doing some work on my Teardrop. It’s on a friend’s farm, because I don’t currently have storage for it at home. Most of the day was just planning stuff for when I pick it up in a fortnight to do some upgrades. Everything measured up, so here’s hoping it all works out.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Spent the day doing some work on my Teardrop. It’s on a friend’s farm, because I don’t currently have storage for it at home. Most of the day was just planning stuff for when I pick it up in a fortnight to do some upgrades. Everything measured up, so here’s hoping it all works out.
Quote with an iconic fictional band.
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Quote with an iconic fictional band.
Don't mind me, just taking my cup of cheese for a ride.
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Don't mind me, just taking my cup of cheese for a ride.
Finally getting around to putting shielding in my P bass. Very rough surface inside, might have to sand it back next time, in about 20 years or so. May have to replace a string by then too.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Finally getting around to putting shielding in my P bass. Very rough surface inside, might have to sand it back next time, in about 20 years or so. May have to replace a string by then too.
Try saying Swedish Dishcloths three times in a row quickly.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Try saying Swedish Dishcloths three times in a row quickly.
My knowledge of cars is so great that I can hear the turbo on any vehicle and instantly know if it is being driven by a P plater.
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
My knowledge of cars is so great that I can hear the turbo on any vehicle and instantly know if it is being driven by a P plater.
I’m not happy that @eflind.bsky.social will soon get to be with her husband, I’m happy that she’ll finally get to enjoy the block of Caramilk chocolate that arrived last month.
Yes, I am weird.
Yes, I am weird.
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I’m not happy that @eflind.bsky.social will soon get to be with her husband, I’m happy that she’ll finally get to enjoy the block of Caramilk chocolate that arrived last month.
Yes, I am weird.
Yes, I am weird.
The MMM Rock Air Balloon is out and about this morning, dropping icy cold cans of coke all over Melbourne, and handing out $100 vouchers for Strathfield Car Radios. You can find them landing in a field somewhere in the next 15 minutes, all thanks to the smart arse kid with the BB gun and great aim.
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The MMM Rock Air Balloon is out and about this morning, dropping icy cold cans of coke all over Melbourne, and handing out $100 vouchers for Strathfield Car Radios. You can find them landing in a field somewhere in the next 15 minutes, all thanks to the smart arse kid with the BB gun and great aim.
I hate when random people think I’m waving at them, and decide to wave back. I’m not waving at you, I’m waving to your dog, because they’re a good dog, oh yes they are.
Humans, ugh, go away.
Humans, ugh, go away.
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I hate when random people think I’m waving at them, and decide to wave back. I’m not waving at you, I’m waving to your dog, because they’re a good dog, oh yes they are.
Humans, ugh, go away.
Humans, ugh, go away.
The woman sitting opposite me on the train is eating a large KFC gravy with a spoon. Not a potato and gravy, just gravy. Not dipping chicken in it, she is just eating gravy like it is a soup, and I really wish she had a second spoon so I could join in. It’s gravy eating weather today for sure.
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The woman sitting opposite me on the train is eating a large KFC gravy with a spoon. Not a potato and gravy, just gravy. Not dipping chicken in it, she is just eating gravy like it is a soup, and I really wish she had a second spoon so I could join in. It’s gravy eating weather today for sure.
Yip Yip Yip Yip! Trap trap trap, no no no no no. Sliiii-mer, Sliii-mer!
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Yip Yip Yip Yip! Trap trap trap, no no no no no. Sliiii-mer, Sliii-mer!
At ease everyone. Today’s random person telling me that I’m tall, and then getting angry about it has happened. No need for someone else to point out how I don’t fit your acceptable standards when it comes to things totally out of my control. I get it, I don’t fit your vision of social standards.
October 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
At ease everyone. Today’s random person telling me that I’m tall, and then getting angry about it has happened. No need for someone else to point out how I don’t fit your acceptable standards when it comes to things totally out of my control. I get it, I don’t fit your vision of social standards.
Here’s a fun game to play. Find a free library or book exchange that doesn’t have a Danielle Steel novel in it. I’ve been trying for years, it’s never going to happen.
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Here’s a fun game to play. Find a free library or book exchange that doesn’t have a Danielle Steel novel in it. I’ve been trying for years, it’s never going to happen.
When I was younger I thought the song “Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes” was about teaching coordination.
Now that I’m older I realise it’s about when you wake up in the morning, those are the first body parts you’ll notice are aching.
Now that I’m older I realise it’s about when you wake up in the morning, those are the first body parts you’ll notice are aching.
October 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
When I was younger I thought the song “Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes” was about teaching coordination.
Now that I’m older I realise it’s about when you wake up in the morning, those are the first body parts you’ll notice are aching.
Now that I’m older I realise it’s about when you wake up in the morning, those are the first body parts you’ll notice are aching.
I have this game with a friend, a bit of a bonus for them. I have to tick off being behind a car with every State/Territory number plate, and a National plate. Once that happens, they get $100.
Today it happened, only took since February to happen. Now the game resets.
Today it happened, only took since February to happen. Now the game resets.
October 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I have this game with a friend, a bit of a bonus for them. I have to tick off being behind a car with every State/Territory number plate, and a National plate. Once that happens, they get $100.
Today it happened, only took since February to happen. Now the game resets.
Today it happened, only took since February to happen. Now the game resets.
Both 2025 Canto Care Packs have been delivered. One took six days, the other 7 days. This blows my mind how they did the Kessel Run in less than 12 Parsecs this year, but last year were slower than a Sarlacc’s digestive tract.
Thanks for another great year of podcasts @cantobightpod.bsky.social.
Thanks for another great year of podcasts @cantobightpod.bsky.social.
October 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Both 2025 Canto Care Packs have been delivered. One took six days, the other 7 days. This blows my mind how they did the Kessel Run in less than 12 Parsecs this year, but last year were slower than a Sarlacc’s digestive tract.
Thanks for another great year of podcasts @cantobightpod.bsky.social.
Thanks for another great year of podcasts @cantobightpod.bsky.social.
Am I the only one who randomly gets this song stuck in their head? Like serious, out of all the ear worms in the world, why do I get Doctor Detroit?
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Dr. Detroit ( Ballroom Dance Scene [ f. James Brown ] )
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October 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Am I the only one who randomly gets this song stuck in their head? Like serious, out of all the ear worms in the world, why do I get Doctor Detroit?
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I won lotto last night! What to do with the $11? So many options; Do I keep my job? Do I share it with friends? Should I play the Stockmarket, or maybe put it under the mattress for a rainy day? Mmmm, it is raining outside, good thing we have polymer banknotes so they won’t get damaged.
October 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I won lotto last night! What to do with the $11? So many options; Do I keep my job? Do I share it with friends? Should I play the Stockmarket, or maybe put it under the mattress for a rainy day? Mmmm, it is raining outside, good thing we have polymer banknotes so they won’t get damaged.
Very annoyed that my podcast app has only now updated to say a new @cantobightpod.bsky.social episode dropped two days ago. I could have listened to it then when I had a day off.
But in exiting news, one Care Pack has arrived, the other is transferring for delivery. New world record!
But in exiting news, one Care Pack has arrived, the other is transferring for delivery. New world record!
October 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Very annoyed that my podcast app has only now updated to say a new @cantobightpod.bsky.social episode dropped two days ago. I could have listened to it then when I had a day off.
But in exiting news, one Care Pack has arrived, the other is transferring for delivery. New world record!
But in exiting news, one Care Pack has arrived, the other is transferring for delivery. New world record!
This may be a new world record. Both @cantobightpod.bsky.social Care Packs have arrived internationally and are waiting Customs clearance. Wow! They were only posted last Friday.
October 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This may be a new world record. Both @cantobightpod.bsky.social Care Packs have arrived internationally and are waiting Customs clearance. Wow! They were only posted last Friday.
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood
October 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood
I take life seriously, as a serious adult. Which is why as much as I wanted this hat, I chose to not purchase it. But only because my other two Stitch hats have ears that flap.
October 20, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I take life seriously, as a serious adult. Which is why as much as I wanted this hat, I chose to not purchase it. But only because my other two Stitch hats have ears that flap.
In my dream last night I couldn’t find where the plates had been put away, after being washed, and now I’ve woken up angry and confused. I know it was just a dream, but I also can’t be bothered getting out of bed yet to check if the plates are in the cupboard or dishwasher.
October 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
In my dream last night I couldn’t find where the plates had been put away, after being washed, and now I’ve woken up angry and confused. I know it was just a dream, but I also can’t be bothered getting out of bed yet to check if the plates are in the cupboard or dishwasher.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
The theme for my funeral is Cosplay and Colour. I want Fairy Bread before the casket, so people line up eating, and get crumbs in coffin, or I’m coming back alive to complain.
October 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The theme for my funeral is Cosplay and Colour. I want Fairy Bread before the casket, so people line up eating, and get crumbs in coffin, or I’m coming back alive to complain.