ada juarez 🪐
@ahduhj.bsky.social
drums in Meet Me @ The Altar & nu metal enthusiast
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Sitting in your car is pretty much the same thing as standing in the shower just like Warm. Nice. Alone. Quiet. Aaahhh.
December 20, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Sitting in your car is pretty much the same thing as standing in the shower just like Warm. Nice. Alone. Quiet. Aaahhh.
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Who named it [NOUN] and not [PUN MY UNCLE WOULD ADORE]
December 20, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Who named it [NOUN] and not [PUN MY UNCLE WOULD ADORE]
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The government should deliver you a little cookie at the end of each night
December 20, 2024 at 3:55 AM
The government should deliver you a little cookie at the end of each night
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if your apparel isn’t gay you can get the fuck outta my life
December 20, 2024 at 4:10 AM
if your apparel isn’t gay you can get the fuck outta my life
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You know it's bad when your doctor is like, "I'm not sure if this is depression or if you are simply having appropriate emotional responses to an unending cavalcade of terrible events."
December 19, 2024 at 10:07 PM
You know it's bad when your doctor is like, "I'm not sure if this is depression or if you are simply having appropriate emotional responses to an unending cavalcade of terrible events."
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party tip: leave as soon as you get there.
December 20, 2024 at 3:48 AM
party tip: leave as soon as you get there.
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I'm not religious but damn do I love a christian carol. "O Holy Night"? It is if someone's singing that song. "Fall on your knees" ??!! Already down here, buddy. You've knocked me out
December 19, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I'm not religious but damn do I love a christian carol. "O Holy Night"? It is if someone's singing that song. "Fall on your knees" ??!! Already down here, buddy. You've knocked me out
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friends, romans, cunts: listen up
November 27, 2024 at 2:01 PM
friends, romans, cunts: listen up
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I love when the subtitles tell you what kind of mood the music is evoking.
December 20, 2024 at 1:38 AM
I love when the subtitles tell you what kind of mood the music is evoking.
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Inside me are two wolves and they are somehow both orange cats
December 20, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Inside me are two wolves and they are somehow both orange cats
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“try to avoid snacking after dinner” okay then I will starve to death in the night. and it will be your fault
August 24, 2024 at 7:06 PM
“try to avoid snacking after dinner” okay then I will starve to death in the night. and it will be your fault
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Rihanna had her boob signed by Mariah Carey at her concert last night:
“Mariah Carey is signing my t*t y’all.”
“Mariah Carey is signing my t*t y’all.”
December 18, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Rihanna had her boob signed by Mariah Carey at her concert last night:
“Mariah Carey is signing my t*t y’all.”
“Mariah Carey is signing my t*t y’all.”
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teaching my beloved son the true meaning of christmas (killing him)
December 17, 2024 at 11:33 PM
teaching my beloved son the true meaning of christmas (killing him)
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who up waning they gibbous
December 18, 2024 at 4:08 AM
who up waning they gibbous
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(thinking endlessly about a problem that cannot be solved by thought) making good progress
November 12, 2023 at 9:17 PM
(thinking endlessly about a problem that cannot be solved by thought) making good progress
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No one ever told me I’d spend so much time as an adult stressing over garbage day landing on a holiday
December 18, 2024 at 1:47 PM
No one ever told me I’d spend so much time as an adult stressing over garbage day landing on a holiday
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waiter: what would you like?
date: I’ll have a ravioli
me: I’ll also have some ravioli
waiter: two raviolis then?
me: no I want like 15
waiter:
date:
me: at least
date: I’ll have a ravioli
me: I’ll also have some ravioli
waiter: two raviolis then?
me: no I want like 15
waiter:
date:
me: at least
July 31, 2023 at 11:13 AM
waiter: what would you like?
date: I’ll have a ravioli
me: I’ll also have some ravioli
waiter: two raviolis then?
me: no I want like 15
waiter:
date:
me: at least
date: I’ll have a ravioli
me: I’ll also have some ravioli
waiter: two raviolis then?
me: no I want like 15
waiter:
date:
me: at least
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Starter pack? Well, I would love to start with coffee and donuts, please.
December 18, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Starter pack? Well, I would love to start with coffee and donuts, please.
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me: you dim sum, you lose some
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
December 18, 2024 at 5:23 AM
me: you dim sum, you lose some
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man