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Censorship
by Kevin Ahern
A pencil is mightier than a sword
But not than a eraser
An observation much adored
By all two bit dictators
by Kevin Ahern
A pencil is mightier than a sword
But not than a eraser
An observation much adored
By all two bit dictators
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Censorship
by Kevin Ahern
A pencil is mightier than a sword
But not than a eraser
An observation much adored
By all two bit dictators
by Kevin Ahern
A pencil is mightier than a sword
But not than a eraser
An observation much adored
By all two bit dictators
Calm Down
With airlines seeking
New ways to make cabbage
They’ll soon start charging
For emotional baggage
My new video for kids
youtu.be/rkJfI7BXYWQ
With airlines seeking
New ways to make cabbage
They’ll soon start charging
For emotional baggage
My new video for kids
youtu.be/rkJfI7BXYWQ
Into the Mole Hole
YouTube video by Kevin Ahern
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November 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Calm Down
With airlines seeking
New ways to make cabbage
They’ll soon start charging
For emotional baggage
My new video for kids
youtu.be/rkJfI7BXYWQ
With airlines seeking
New ways to make cabbage
They’ll soon start charging
For emotional baggage
My new video for kids
youtu.be/rkJfI7BXYWQ
Can’t Believe It’s Not . . .
by Kevin Ahern
Schrodinger brand butter/margarine
In yellowish blocks
Can’t tell which it is
Til you open the box
by Kevin Ahern
Schrodinger brand butter/margarine
In yellowish blocks
Can’t tell which it is
Til you open the box
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Can’t Believe It’s Not . . .
by Kevin Ahern
Schrodinger brand butter/margarine
In yellowish blocks
Can’t tell which it is
Til you open the box
by Kevin Ahern
Schrodinger brand butter/margarine
In yellowish blocks
Can’t tell which it is
Til you open the box
Take Away
by Kevin Ahern
The ghost at Santa’s
Who made a heist
Was likely a
North poltergeist
Sprayer Circle
by Kevin Ahern
The graffiti artist had moved on
It was clear to one and all
Because the handwriting
Was on the wall
by Kevin Ahern
The ghost at Santa’s
Who made a heist
Was likely a
North poltergeist
Sprayer Circle
by Kevin Ahern
The graffiti artist had moved on
It was clear to one and all
Because the handwriting
Was on the wall
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Take Away
by Kevin Ahern
The ghost at Santa’s
Who made a heist
Was likely a
North poltergeist
Sprayer Circle
by Kevin Ahern
The graffiti artist had moved on
It was clear to one and all
Because the handwriting
Was on the wall
by Kevin Ahern
The ghost at Santa’s
Who made a heist
Was likely a
North poltergeist
Sprayer Circle
by Kevin Ahern
The graffiti artist had moved on
It was clear to one and all
Because the handwriting
Was on the wall
On the Ball
Old age is a time
I must denounce
I finally got on the ball
But it lost its bounce
Market Research
Market researchers are
The most boring people on Earth
Interested in things only
As they relate to worth
Verses by Kevin Ahern
Old age is a time
I must denounce
I finally got on the ball
But it lost its bounce
Market Research
Market researchers are
The most boring people on Earth
Interested in things only
As they relate to worth
Verses by Kevin Ahern
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
On the Ball
Old age is a time
I must denounce
I finally got on the ball
But it lost its bounce
Market Research
Market researchers are
The most boring people on Earth
Interested in things only
As they relate to worth
Verses by Kevin Ahern
Old age is a time
I must denounce
I finally got on the ball
But it lost its bounce
Market Research
Market researchers are
The most boring people on Earth
Interested in things only
As they relate to worth
Verses by Kevin Ahern
Dream World
by Kevin Ahern
A ram is dreaming in his sleep
There’s a garden of Eden of female sheep
He smiles, but the chances are very slim
There’ll be Ewetopia awaiting him
English
by Kevin Ahern
Wind is pronounced ‘winned’
Or else it’s ‘wined’
Both spelled the same
It blows my mined
by Kevin Ahern
A ram is dreaming in his sleep
There’s a garden of Eden of female sheep
He smiles, but the chances are very slim
There’ll be Ewetopia awaiting him
English
by Kevin Ahern
Wind is pronounced ‘winned’
Or else it’s ‘wined’
Both spelled the same
It blows my mined
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Dream World
by Kevin Ahern
A ram is dreaming in his sleep
There’s a garden of Eden of female sheep
He smiles, but the chances are very slim
There’ll be Ewetopia awaiting him
English
by Kevin Ahern
Wind is pronounced ‘winned’
Or else it’s ‘wined’
Both spelled the same
It blows my mined
by Kevin Ahern
A ram is dreaming in his sleep
There’s a garden of Eden of female sheep
He smiles, but the chances are very slim
There’ll be Ewetopia awaiting him
English
by Kevin Ahern
Wind is pronounced ‘winned’
Or else it’s ‘wined’
Both spelled the same
It blows my mined
Apologies, Mr. Frost
by Kevin Ahern
As I attempt to retrace the route of
Mr. Brown and his renowned band, I’m baffled
The possibilities many, the facts, hardly any
Oh why did I seek the path Les traveled?
by Kevin Ahern
As I attempt to retrace the route of
Mr. Brown and his renowned band, I’m baffled
The possibilities many, the facts, hardly any
Oh why did I seek the path Les traveled?
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Apologies, Mr. Frost
by Kevin Ahern
As I attempt to retrace the route of
Mr. Brown and his renowned band, I’m baffled
The possibilities many, the facts, hardly any
Oh why did I seek the path Les traveled?
by Kevin Ahern
As I attempt to retrace the route of
Mr. Brown and his renowned band, I’m baffled
The possibilities many, the facts, hardly any
Oh why did I seek the path Les traveled?
Disjointed
by Kevin Ahern
I was making prosthetics
In a factory
But then got fired
For taking a knee
by Kevin Ahern
I was making prosthetics
In a factory
But then got fired
For taking a knee
November 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Disjointed
by Kevin Ahern
I was making prosthetics
In a factory
But then got fired
For taking a knee
by Kevin Ahern
I was making prosthetics
In a factory
But then got fired
For taking a knee
Sentenced to Death
by Kevin Ahern
If life were a sentence
I’d want mine to be
A run-on full of commas
And clauses beastly
Stretching many pages
With stories myriad
But carefully avoiding
The life-ending period
by Kevin Ahern
If life were a sentence
I’d want mine to be
A run-on full of commas
And clauses beastly
Stretching many pages
With stories myriad
But carefully avoiding
The life-ending period
November 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Sentenced to Death
by Kevin Ahern
If life were a sentence
I’d want mine to be
A run-on full of commas
And clauses beastly
Stretching many pages
With stories myriad
But carefully avoiding
The life-ending period
by Kevin Ahern
If life were a sentence
I’d want mine to be
A run-on full of commas
And clauses beastly
Stretching many pages
With stories myriad
But carefully avoiding
The life-ending period
Bottled Up
I asked my hair conditioner
If it had any higher dreams
Like acting in a commercial
Or simply letting off steam
It answered very seriously
Speaking to me from the shelf
That if I talked to bottles
I shouldn’t be by myself
Verse by Kevin Ahern
I asked my hair conditioner
If it had any higher dreams
Like acting in a commercial
Or simply letting off steam
It answered very seriously
Speaking to me from the shelf
That if I talked to bottles
I shouldn’t be by myself
Verse by Kevin Ahern
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Bottled Up
I asked my hair conditioner
If it had any higher dreams
Like acting in a commercial
Or simply letting off steam
It answered very seriously
Speaking to me from the shelf
That if I talked to bottles
I shouldn’t be by myself
Verse by Kevin Ahern
I asked my hair conditioner
If it had any higher dreams
Like acting in a commercial
Or simply letting off steam
It answered very seriously
Speaking to me from the shelf
That if I talked to bottles
I shouldn’t be by myself
Verse by Kevin Ahern
Christmas Comes Too Soon
If you suffer from premature treejaculation
As I remember
It means you erect your Christmas tree
Sometime in November
Fidon’t
A lady tugs upon a leash
But there is no dog on it
Because it got away
Doggonit
If you suffer from premature treejaculation
As I remember
It means you erect your Christmas tree
Sometime in November
Fidon’t
A lady tugs upon a leash
But there is no dog on it
Because it got away
Doggonit
October 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Christmas Comes Too Soon
If you suffer from premature treejaculation
As I remember
It means you erect your Christmas tree
Sometime in November
Fidon’t
A lady tugs upon a leash
But there is no dog on it
Because it got away
Doggonit
If you suffer from premature treejaculation
As I remember
It means you erect your Christmas tree
Sometime in November
Fidon’t
A lady tugs upon a leash
But there is no dog on it
Because it got away
Doggonit
Know It, Poet
Making rhymes
In the oddest fashion’ll
Turn a poet
Into an Ogden Nashional
Sighs, Twelve
When it comes to claims from braggers
I certainly have my doubts
Because they’re always putting
Their feats inside their mouths
Verses by Kevin Ahern
Making rhymes
In the oddest fashion’ll
Turn a poet
Into an Ogden Nashional
Sighs, Twelve
When it comes to claims from braggers
I certainly have my doubts
Because they’re always putting
Their feats inside their mouths
Verses by Kevin Ahern
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Know It, Poet
Making rhymes
In the oddest fashion’ll
Turn a poet
Into an Ogden Nashional
Sighs, Twelve
When it comes to claims from braggers
I certainly have my doubts
Because they’re always putting
Their feats inside their mouths
Verses by Kevin Ahern
Making rhymes
In the oddest fashion’ll
Turn a poet
Into an Ogden Nashional
Sighs, Twelve
When it comes to claims from braggers
I certainly have my doubts
Because they’re always putting
Their feats inside their mouths
Verses by Kevin Ahern
Money Matters
by Kevin Ahern
Debt is really an awful thing
No wonder people begrudge it
Some claim it will not leave you
Unless you budge it
(Thanks to Lani Roberts for the idea)
by Kevin Ahern
Debt is really an awful thing
No wonder people begrudge it
Some claim it will not leave you
Unless you budge it
(Thanks to Lani Roberts for the idea)
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Money Matters
by Kevin Ahern
Debt is really an awful thing
No wonder people begrudge it
Some claim it will not leave you
Unless you budge it
(Thanks to Lani Roberts for the idea)
by Kevin Ahern
Debt is really an awful thing
No wonder people begrudge it
Some claim it will not leave you
Unless you budge it
(Thanks to Lani Roberts for the idea)
Chairs
by Kevin Ahern
There must have been a chair convention
Here in my little town
Why else would there have been
A bunch of them sitting around?
by Kevin Ahern
There must have been a chair convention
Here in my little town
Why else would there have been
A bunch of them sitting around?
October 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Chairs
by Kevin Ahern
There must have been a chair convention
Here in my little town
Why else would there have been
A bunch of them sitting around?
by Kevin Ahern
There must have been a chair convention
Here in my little town
Why else would there have been
A bunch of them sitting around?
But, On the Other Foot
by Kevin Ahern
A pair of shoes discussing life
Conclude it can’t be understood
Until they’ve walked a mile
On the other one’s foot
by Kevin Ahern
A pair of shoes discussing life
Conclude it can’t be understood
Until they’ve walked a mile
On the other one’s foot
October 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
But, On the Other Foot
by Kevin Ahern
A pair of shoes discussing life
Conclude it can’t be understood
Until they’ve walked a mile
On the other one’s foot
by Kevin Ahern
A pair of shoes discussing life
Conclude it can’t be understood
Until they’ve walked a mile
On the other one’s foot
iPaid for That
by Kevin Ahern
Tablets were replaced by scrolls
Scrolls were supplanted by books
So isn’t it ironic today that we
Scroll on tablets to read books?
by Kevin Ahern
Tablets were replaced by scrolls
Scrolls were supplanted by books
So isn’t it ironic today that we
Scroll on tablets to read books?
October 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
iPaid for That
by Kevin Ahern
Tablets were replaced by scrolls
Scrolls were supplanted by books
So isn’t it ironic today that we
Scroll on tablets to read books?
by Kevin Ahern
Tablets were replaced by scrolls
Scrolls were supplanted by books
So isn’t it ironic today that we
Scroll on tablets to read books?
Spaghetti Oh Nos
by Kevin Ahern
Life is a bowl of spaghetti noodles
Swimming in some sauce
Sometimes you’re the meatball
Sometimes you’re the boss
by Kevin Ahern
Life is a bowl of spaghetti noodles
Swimming in some sauce
Sometimes you’re the meatball
Sometimes you’re the boss
October 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Spaghetti Oh Nos
by Kevin Ahern
Life is a bowl of spaghetti noodles
Swimming in some sauce
Sometimes you’re the meatball
Sometimes you’re the boss
by Kevin Ahern
Life is a bowl of spaghetti noodles
Swimming in some sauce
Sometimes you’re the meatball
Sometimes you’re the boss
Spaghetti Oh Nos
by Kevin Ahern
Life is a bowl of spaghetti noodles
Swimming in some sauce
Sometimes you’re the meatball
Sometimes you’re the boss
by Kevin Ahern
Life is a bowl of spaghetti noodles
Swimming in some sauce
Sometimes you’re the meatball
Sometimes you’re the boss
October 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Spaghetti Oh Nos
by Kevin Ahern
Life is a bowl of spaghetti noodles
Swimming in some sauce
Sometimes you’re the meatball
Sometimes you’re the boss
by Kevin Ahern
Life is a bowl of spaghetti noodles
Swimming in some sauce
Sometimes you’re the meatball
Sometimes you’re the boss
Arrrrggh
by Kevin Ahern
A ship carrying Jamaican chocolate
Got hijacked at the scene
By a gnarly group of ocean thieves
The pirates of the carob bean
by Kevin Ahern
A ship carrying Jamaican chocolate
Got hijacked at the scene
By a gnarly group of ocean thieves
The pirates of the carob bean
October 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Arrrrggh
by Kevin Ahern
A ship carrying Jamaican chocolate
Got hijacked at the scene
By a gnarly group of ocean thieves
The pirates of the carob bean
by Kevin Ahern
A ship carrying Jamaican chocolate
Got hijacked at the scene
By a gnarly group of ocean thieves
The pirates of the carob bean
Super Position
by Kevin Ahern
I went to Schrodinger’s to have dessert
It was a very good thing to do
Because he gave me the option
Of having my cake and eating it too
by Kevin Ahern
I went to Schrodinger’s to have dessert
It was a very good thing to do
Because he gave me the option
Of having my cake and eating it too
October 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Super Position
by Kevin Ahern
I went to Schrodinger’s to have dessert
It was a very good thing to do
Because he gave me the option
Of having my cake and eating it too
by Kevin Ahern
I went to Schrodinger’s to have dessert
It was a very good thing to do
Because he gave me the option
Of having my cake and eating it too
Corny Flakes
by Kevin Ahern
Regarding teasing
I’ve had enough
When they said I had dandruff
I just brushed it off
by Kevin Ahern
Regarding teasing
I’ve had enough
When they said I had dandruff
I just brushed it off
October 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Corny Flakes
by Kevin Ahern
Regarding teasing
I’ve had enough
When they said I had dandruff
I just brushed it off
by Kevin Ahern
Regarding teasing
I’ve had enough
When they said I had dandruff
I just brushed it off
What’s the Cure?
by Kevin Ahern
He prides himself a rabble rouser
But right now is in shock
Unable to stir up trouble
Because of rioter’s block
by Kevin Ahern
He prides himself a rabble rouser
But right now is in shock
Unable to stir up trouble
Because of rioter’s block
October 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
What’s the Cure?
by Kevin Ahern
He prides himself a rabble rouser
But right now is in shock
Unable to stir up trouble
Because of rioter’s block
by Kevin Ahern
He prides himself a rabble rouser
But right now is in shock
Unable to stir up trouble
Because of rioter’s block
Character Rolls
by Kevin Ahern
In modern times, it’s gotten so bad
That no one’s ever slim
If Dickens told Scrooge’s tale today
There’d be Gigantic Tim
by Kevin Ahern
In modern times, it’s gotten so bad
That no one’s ever slim
If Dickens told Scrooge’s tale today
There’d be Gigantic Tim
October 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Character Rolls
by Kevin Ahern
In modern times, it’s gotten so bad
That no one’s ever slim
If Dickens told Scrooge’s tale today
There’d be Gigantic Tim
by Kevin Ahern
In modern times, it’s gotten so bad
That no one’s ever slim
If Dickens told Scrooge’s tale today
There’d be Gigantic Tim
