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Aljo deserves better?

@alazary.bsky.social

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Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · Jul 16

Hi I'm Aljo /'aljo/

I'm a "professional" shitposter language nerd with a very peculiar and dark sense of humor

Silly creature 🏳️‍⚧️, a huge noob of the game called living

A great genius in some fields like [data_removed] or [CLASSIFIED]

Creative procrastination mindset popularizer

Author of ido100👅

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 7h

im tired again

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 1d

Frankly i like saying "everytranny deserve to be happy", any ideas what can be a less taboo-ed replacement for the word? ((everykitty and everypuppy aren't inclusive enough))

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 1d

Would genuinely like to know everytranny's opinion on whether the word tranny must be reclaimed or abolished

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 4d

stop scrolling BullShit, go touch grass

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 4d

i used to think if i promise I'll die if i won't do something, I'll do it

in reality I'll do nothing and will suffer and die 😭😭😭😅😅😅

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 7d

that actually somehow implies she's gonna get Portuguese, like wtf

or Pão Brazil ofc

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 7d

hello, aljo from smol 2025,it's Alho from big 2027: daym that's rough, damn that's crazy, but your idea of temporarily leasing your soul to hell to become a hella pretty girl in this life seems to work scarily well
i know ur gonna make it... by some technicalities but yk ur hell of a fighter some⏳s

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 8d

big 2026 is my only hope

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 11d

See how the brain plays aroooound
And you fall inside a hole you couldn't seeee

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 16d

oh shit i just realized im hypocritical hahha

the earlier you realize it the better
and if you wanna be a politician u make it ur whole personality

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 18d

can't agree more

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 18d

And that's why competitive anything makes things bad

Some people might have some kind of spite for the ones who would be about to have it an easy way so tending to gatekeep give doubts etc
also "I suffered so should u" mindset is often present so not necessarily explicit

to be continued ...

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 18d

Yk what, the only reason i expect people to help the hell out of me and give full on guides on anything important is because i judge by myself
Like i literally made a 30 minutes ass long guide for my shitty cis guy frienemy/ex-friend on how to leave his country
tho he brushed it off sayin "nah no $"

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 18d

am i the only one who really explains shit when I have the necessary information?

am i just having too much free time?!

am i surrounded by shitty people who never gave a shit?

all of three?

i hate it all like people always assuming im supposed to care but im kinda depressed all the time I can't

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 18d

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society is a circlejerk by the way

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 18d

friends who wouldn't sacrifice for you anything (well it's okay and valid and strategic just kinda pisses me off subconsciously cuz i used to be ready to sacrifice almost anything for who i think as a friend (tho now i think nobody deserves it >:))

anyway fuck everybody

nobody's going to heaven!

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 18d

oh shot now this anger mirrors back oh no pleease

im just so fed up

yk realizing you fought for nothing and every sacrifice was for nothing

some traumatic events along the way

generally not being understood mb because ur a dum neurodevergent nobody loves

"friends" who never gave a shit

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 18d

be accused of having a very bad radar on if people care about me or not and friend/foe or just messing with me dynamics

let it be a warning

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 18d

I just don't actually wanna post in more detail because some people who do care about me read my stuff time to time and im like not into hearing "oh im sorry" when it doesn't come to stuff like physical violence, robbery etc idk idk im just having no guts yet to face some truths
i just don't wanna

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 18d

you don't know how pissed off i feel rn but I can't just make spitting pure rage posts because most of BS's audience isnt even the target audience for the rage

also it's mildly controversial opinion tho can be framed basedly

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 18d

i pate heople btw

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 20d

ho what a loss!

I Iı
II I_

my deepest apologies... tho not as deep as that time when i ran over five people on a tram instead of one

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gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios.bsky.social · 21d

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Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 21d

what's the opposite of being nice?
cuz it's not evil

i might be having some redeeming qualities that fall under the kind umbrella but im not nice at all

and i guess people around me are more of the opposite and it pisses me off
like stop saying good words do good things! wha matters is the outcome

Aljo deserves better? @alazary.bsky.social · 21d

Some people are just too confident