Vladimir
@allejo.bsky.social
interstellar space pirate extraordinaire & senior swe
ex-Stack Overflow
ex-Stack Overflow
I feel bad for anyone wearing a smart chastity belt that relies on AWS or Microsoft rn
October 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I feel bad for anyone wearing a smart chastity belt that relies on AWS or Microsoft rn
Has someone done a study on the correlation between unearned confidence and lack of education? I feel like the US right now would be the perfect research area
July 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Has someone done a study on the correlation between unearned confidence and lack of education? I feel like the US right now would be the perfect research area
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This is literally just being an adult with family responsibilities. The fact June thinks ONLY cis women do these things says more about her than anyone else's. They want to protect a 1950s middle class white housewife fantasy instead of human beings.
the level of cracked where you can't conceive of trans women cooking
April 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is literally just being an adult with family responsibilities. The fact June thinks ONLY cis women do these things says more about her than anyone else's. They want to protect a 1950s middle class white housewife fantasy instead of human beings.
Thinking back to the time I got kicked under the table for cackling at a family member who got super defensive about his masculinity because he doesn't want anything touching his butthole.
Bidets. We were talking about bidets.
Bidets. We were talking about bidets.
April 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Thinking back to the time I got kicked under the table for cackling at a family member who got super defensive about his masculinity because he doesn't want anything touching his butthole.
Bidets. We were talking about bidets.
Bidets. We were talking about bidets.
I think white supremacy could largely be solved if white people could handle eating non-bland food
April 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I think white supremacy could largely be solved if white people could handle eating non-bland food
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Tell me again about how tariffs don’t get passed along to consumers?
April 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Tell me again about how tariffs don’t get passed along to consumers?
I'm looking for recipe inspirations. What's been your favorite breakfast burrito and what has it contained???
March 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'm looking for recipe inspirations. What's been your favorite breakfast burrito and what has it contained???
I'm so tired of battling with tools like Microsoft Word, Google Docs, Adobe InDesign, or Scribus to manage my resume. I rebuilt my resume in under 1.5 hours using just HTML/CSS and it looks identical, if not better, than others.
March 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I'm so tired of battling with tools like Microsoft Word, Google Docs, Adobe InDesign, or Scribus to manage my resume. I rebuilt my resume in under 1.5 hours using just HTML/CSS and it looks identical, if not better, than others.
I don't understand how people work from coffee shops. Have you TRIED to download packages via npm on a coffee shop wifi???
March 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I don't understand how people work from coffee shops. Have you TRIED to download packages via npm on a coffee shop wifi???
omg. you guys. one of my projects hit 500 stars on github (github.com/allejo/jekyl...). y’know what’s funny? I wrote this code as a joke one day when I skipped my Human Computer Interaction class. I thought, “no way I could parse HTML in a templating language” 💀
March 5, 2025 at 7:52 AM
omg. you guys. one of my projects hit 500 stars on github (github.com/allejo/jekyl...). y’know what’s funny? I wrote this code as a joke one day when I skipped my Human Computer Interaction class. I thought, “no way I could parse HTML in a templating language” 💀
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With the entirety of my country falling apart around me, I've picked up woodworking and started to learn how to cook. Ignorance is bliss, as they say
February 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
With the entirety of my country falling apart around me, I've picked up woodworking and started to learn how to cook. Ignorance is bliss, as they say
[My partner and I playing "Ticket to Ride" for the umpteenth time this weekend since getting it]
me: oh I'm down to 4 trains
her: don't put any more down
[brief silence]
me: so I'm putting down a route
her: You asshole. I needed two more turns
me: if I can't play any more, no one can!
me: oh I'm down to 4 trains
her: don't put any more down
[brief silence]
me: so I'm putting down a route
her: You asshole. I needed two more turns
me: if I can't play any more, no one can!
January 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
[My partner and I playing "Ticket to Ride" for the umpteenth time this weekend since getting it]
me: oh I'm down to 4 trains
her: don't put any more down
[brief silence]
me: so I'm putting down a route
her: You asshole. I needed two more turns
me: if I can't play any more, no one can!
me: oh I'm down to 4 trains
her: don't put any more down
[brief silence]
me: so I'm putting down a route
her: You asshole. I needed two more turns
me: if I can't play any more, no one can!
As a JetBrains fanboy, I really hate to say it but their support for Dev Containers is such trash compared to VS Code. Y’all can do better
January 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
As a JetBrains fanboy, I really hate to say it but their support for Dev Containers is such trash compared to VS Code. Y’all can do better
I want to bring back my blog and start writing about what I've been working on at work. Maybe I should treat Bluesky as a tech shit posting feed?
November 30, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I want to bring back my blog and start writing about what I've been working on at work. Maybe I should treat Bluesky as a tech shit posting feed?
My younger days were full of free time to work on open source. My adulthood has so little time and I miss working on open source :(
November 30, 2024 at 10:16 PM
My younger days were full of free time to work on open source. My adulthood has so little time and I miss working on open source :(
I used to be following tech Twitter folks but a lot of them dispersed. What's up, Blue Sky? Can someone recommend developers and security folks to follow?
#technology #coding #security #programming
#technology #coding #security #programming
November 15, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I used to be following tech Twitter folks but a lot of them dispersed. What's up, Blue Sky? Can someone recommend developers and security folks to follow?
#technology #coding #security #programming
#technology #coding #security #programming
If you are the reason I become hangry, don't try to make me feel better until after I've been fed.
December 15, 2023 at 3:04 AM
If you are the reason I become hangry, don't try to make me feel better until after I've been fed.
Dear restaurants, hosting a 5Mb PDF of your menu is NOT accessible nor mobile friendly
December 13, 2023 at 2:53 AM
Dear restaurants, hosting a 5Mb PDF of your menu is NOT accessible nor mobile friendly