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Bimbo Meg
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off my shitpostin game, onto mt art game. she/they/frog
When your homo be boasting you call em a
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
what do you do when your mom uses the 🥺 emoji??? do you call her a bottom???
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Going MAGA for the lil beep beep Japanese trucks
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If we want conservatives to be less cruel, all we need is to provide them better enrichment items. I see too many enclosures with smartphones, which only reinforces this bad behaviour. Please provide your conservative with less antisocial enrichment items, like woodworking tools or butterchurns
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
People need to stop pronouncing MAHA phonetically. it sounds like a delicous faux-tropical drink invented in California when you pronounce it that way
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
People trying to win an argument by askiNg Chat GPT whose right and sending screenshots as proof they're correct is wild.

ITS PROGRAMMED TO AGREE WITH YOU. YOUR BRAIN IS SOUP
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
who is the most fuckable Shakespeare character and why is it Tybalt, the Prince of Cats?
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
people hate on renting but its way harder for vampires to enter my home when my home is technically owned by a public property managment company
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
yeah my hair cut is ass but i literally TOLD YOU i was nonbinary
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i need someone to drop some whose behind the blanket cinematic universe of videos people sad that no one will buy their hyper specific themed tapestry rugs
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
in the Kafka World Order, you will be ze bug and be happy
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
painting a picture of a tunnel leading to a pool full of teenage girls on a wall and watching Trump walk into it nose first
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
everyones like "hydrate!" until i be blep blep blepping like a cat. then apparently i shouldnt be drinking lots of water
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"Almost heaven, West Virginia" is an accurate lyric because being in west virginia is as close as you can be to being dead while alive
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
my bf called MY subway order white when HIS only condiment was RANCH
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
every time i look at my work, all i can think is that im crocheting either a stylish cocksleeve or a bong cozy
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
ummm, Burt, those aren't YOUR bees. Those bees are a free bee peoples
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
salmon grow new, sharper teeth when they're horny and i think thats beautiful
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
i spent all day thinking about salmon and everytime I speak I roll a die on whether or not i explode with salmon facts
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I assume the plot of Animorphs is the same as Uzumaki but instead of snails you have options
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
the ONLY problem with not being able to drive is the lack of access to petting zoos. NO bus or train can take me to a baby goat and thats a CRIME
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
everyones excited about getting cheap off-broadway Hamilton tickets until theyre in a theatre listening to a musical about the founding fathers of Hamilton, Ontario
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Cluck Schumer

*insert poorly edited photo of chick schumer as a chicken*
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
ALL BOW BEFORE KING JOLIBEE
November 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
*Tired butler voice* "And what shall you post this Novemeber day, young master. A Mariah Carey Meme? Very good, sir"
November 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM