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andresito, M.S.

andresito, M.S.

@andreskibbities.bsky.social

600 followers 660 following 370 posts

once I figure out how to have insurance it’s cooked for these hoes 🙂‍↕️ 26

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andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 1h

This is so well executed and the perfectly white Nike socks are selling it to me personally 😋💙

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 7h

would absolutely celebrate this holiday with you 🙂‍↕️💙

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 7h

big fan of your work 🙂‍↕️💙 as usual

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 1d

hellfire would rain down

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 1d

range 😙

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 1d

the answer is yes 🙂‍↕️💙

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 2d

we luv the hero’s journey trope 🙂‍↕️💙

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 3d

What you said was valid tho you was really cooking 🙂‍↕️💙 next time I’ll be on it, promskies

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 3d

Accidentally read this as “Legends of SZA” and then realized I was thinking in the wrong niche, my bad 🤧💙🤭

two women standing next to each other with one wearing a t-shirt with a picture of a man on it

Alt: SZA and Keke Palmer standing next to each other looking around confused and a little stunned

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andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 5d

thank you many, sexy and informed is a big slay 🙂‍↕️💙

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 5d

Link to the shorts tho?? 👀👀

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 5d

I am famously the yapper, however my man is like a were-yapper and once every full moon when the candle is lit by a virgin, he starts talking and I’m convinced not even blunt force trauma would get him to stop 😪 (I would never try it but he be doing a lot 🤭)

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 8d

Bringing your cream-filled treat a cream-filled treat is so sweetie cutie 🙂‍↕️💙

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 9d

a person is holding a pig 's head in their hands and washing it .

Alt: a person is holding a small feral looking puppy who is thrashing violently and snapping its jaws

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andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 14d

This is my DREAM 😭

i so pale @mutt.gay · 20d

gotta figure out a way to refer to our usual threesome companion on here, he's not really a third, but anyway..

the bestie and i made the husband c*m three times last night

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 16d

The white Nikes happy trail combo is doing numbers in my house 🙂‍↕️💙🤩

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 19d

They do!! They released this movie called haul out the holly last year for Christmas and this Halloween season they’re doing a “sequel” called Haul out the Halloween!! They also hilariously had a real estate one called 3 bed, 2 bath, 1 ghost 🤣🤣🤣

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 20d

Good read I’m a big fan of this 🙂‍↕️💙

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 22d

I can feel this picture 🤩

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 22d

I have a complex relationship with the Following tab here bc all my favorite girlies are there (win) but girlies are real people who don’t post all the time bc they live lives (win) but then sometimes I see all of the most recent posts and I get repeat posts (L). Maybe I need a life to live 🥴

Tom Y Jerry Tom And Jerry GIF

Alt: Jerry hand over mouth trying with slight tremor

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andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 22d

Need an invite to a gay Halloween party so that I can be Michelangelo’s David and just be naked on display 😮‍💨

a black and white photo of a statue of a man 's face

Alt: Statue of David blinking in frustration

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andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 23d

Rest in RIP queenie bop 🪦✊🏽😔

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 23d

like in a sexy way or…? 👀

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✨presto✨ @thepresto.bsky.social · 27d

if he wants to fuck tonight he is gonna have to ride it because i am the sleepiest guy™ ✨😴✨

andresito, M.S. @andreskibbities.bsky.social · Oct 1

Hottest thing I’ve heard in a while 🙂‍↕️💙