K. Andrew Deffley
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K. Andrew Deffley
@andrewdeffley.bsky.social
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A Steven Wright joke about Steven Wright… or vice-versa:
Interpretations

Tired: “Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.”

Wired: “Takes one to know one.”
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Spoiler: Auburn’s new head coach:
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
What can I say. This team had some major flaws.

But we were better than the sum of our parts this year.

That’s a MAJOR testament to our program CEO Bret Bielema, and that’s just about everything I could ask of him.

#Illini
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Perfectly fine with JC Davis being the first guy I see holding the trophy.

Thanks for everything, man. You were incredible.

#Illini
I’ll miss JC Davis… but other than him, I’m waiting with bated breath to say goodbye to this generation of O-Line.
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What a win.

Absolutely needed this.

Relief for a really crappy couple of sports weeks for me.

And Luke is healthy to start prepping for senior showcase bowls and draft.

Man did I need this. #Illini
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Hahahaha it’s unCANNY #Illini
Do the chain gang guys just start stretching and getting their minds right when they pull up “3” on the dial-a-down and see Aaron Henry speaking on the headset?

#Illini
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Miles Scott is ball hawking like a damn… umm… hawk. Toward… the ball. #Illini
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Self-inflicted turning point for this offense.

Absolutely pathetic since this point.

I hope we win but I’m furious and disgusted.

#Illini
Man. I’m still so mad at that horrendous gadget playcall by Lunney while we were building such a great drive even overcoming the Priestly hold. #Illini
I love David Olano but that’s a Northwestern victory sacrificing 4 points with that horrendous gamble while we’re moving the ball with success against them. #Illini
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Offense do SOMETHING to win this game this half. Get a first down here.

#Illini
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
lol NOW we kick OOB and give them great field position??? 😂🤣

#Illini
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Just no push at all when you needed it most, O-Line.

Hope a touchdown with 3 minutes left is enough.

#Illini
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
What a reaction and break on the ball Miles Scott. #Illini
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Omg omg that will help. #Illini
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Why would you do that, Bret? I don’t understand using a timeout to challenge here, win or lose this challenge. #Illini
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Do I need to throw this evergreen tweet up as this Northwestern possession begins?

#Illini
Great now I get to watch Aaron Henry pee himself for another drive.
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Not a good final game for Luke that I’ve seen this half. #Illini
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This defense bowed up something fierce, there.

They didn’t have enough space down there for Aaron Henry to run them stupid, I guess. 🤣

Great job D. #Illini
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
We deserve to lose this game, what poop sports month for me, man.

#Illini
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Okay Lunney cut the crap. Need a sustained drive and don’t get stupid cute here. #Illini
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Thank God. #Illini
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Do the chain gang guys just start stretching and getting their minds right when they pull up “3” on the dial-a-down and see Aaron Henry speaking on the headset?

#Illini
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Well there’s another one in the record book for Jacas at least. #Illini
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Not sure he has control there, wonder if that one comes back.

#Illini
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Man. I’m still so mad at that horrendous gadget playcall by Lunney while we were building such a great drive even overcoming the Priestly hold. #Illini
I love David Olano but that’s a Northwestern victory sacrificing 4 points with that horrendous gamble while we’re moving the ball with success against them. #Illini
We are moving the ball we didn’t need that cute dumb crap. #Illini
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Good presnap motion for Laughery helping him bend on that IZ. #Illini
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM