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andrewjoseffer.bsky.social
@andrewjoseffer.bsky.social
Writer & Columnist | NYC
La Sciara — your next obsession lives on my Substack.
open.substack.com/pub/lasciara

I also excavate peak internet culture from a more enlightened era.
July 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
July 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
July 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Why did he have to do my boy Mickey like that? 🥲

#memes
#fyp
#internetclassics
#relatable
#dankmemes
July 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Pulled from the archives. Carbon dated 2010’s. Still lethal.

#memes
#fyp
#internetclassics
#relatable
#dankmemes
July 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Unearthed from the archives. Carbon dated to 2010's. Still lethal.

#MemeArchive
#InternetClassics
#2010sHumor
#PeakMeme
#ThrowbackLOL
July 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Stillus makes horilka, the national spirit of Ukraine most people haven’t heard of. This one’s made in Canada at Stillus Craft Spirits with raw honey and chili. It’s clean, spicy, sweet and sharp.

Full write-up on Open Bar, my food and drink column for La Sciara. Link’s in the bio.
July 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
What I think is going to happen to me when I can’t find my train ticket on time.
July 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Funny how hard it is to slow down. Spent a few days with the Loftie crew testing their sleep-friendly tools — and it really stuck with me. Full write-up’s on Via Nero, my lifestyle column on La Sciara.

lasciara.substack.com/p/the-best-m...
July 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
One year in & we’re still hooked on @sipandguzzlenyc — laid-back izakaya up top, sleek cocktail lounge below. Two vibes, one hidden gem.

Read the full story on Open Bar, my food & drinks column on La Sciara — lasciara.substack.com/p/bar-review...
June 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Tried Georgian food at Chama Mama in Brooklyn Heights and I'm obsessed — molten cheese bread, fiery chacha, and flavors I won’t forget.

Full write-up’s on Open Bar, my food & drinks column at La Sciara -> lasciara.substack.com/p/restaurant...
June 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Traveling light isn’t always easy, but after way too many sore shoulders and overstuffed bags, I finally figured it out. Three bags. That’s it. Curious?

Full piece on Via Nero, my men’s fashion and lifestyle column on La Sciara → lasciara.substack.com/publish/post...
June 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM