Tiny
@andthekitchensink.bsky.social
I turned 40 this year OMG!! 18+ only plz! Happily queer/nb writer and allround geek. BG3, Dragon Age, Lokius, DBH, POI, OFMD, GO. Find my fics at https://archiveofourown.org/users/andthekitchensink
I keep forgetting to post here, but in case anyone wants to know: chapter 9 dropped yesterday!
Go read the whole fic if you like the idea of Emmstarion. Featuring:
* Astarion in Thedas!!
* Lovelorn but not easily charmed Emmrich
* Astarion being Astarion
* A truckload of angst and hurt/comfort
Go read the whole fic if you like the idea of Emmstarion. Featuring:
* Astarion in Thedas!!
* Lovelorn but not easily charmed Emmrich
* Astarion being Astarion
* A truckload of angst and hurt/comfort
August 4, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I keep forgetting to post here, but in case anyone wants to know: chapter 9 dropped yesterday!
Go read the whole fic if you like the idea of Emmstarion. Featuring:
* Astarion in Thedas!!
* Lovelorn but not easily charmed Emmrich
* Astarion being Astarion
* A truckload of angst and hurt/comfort
Go read the whole fic if you like the idea of Emmstarion. Featuring:
* Astarion in Thedas!!
* Lovelorn but not easily charmed Emmrich
* Astarion being Astarion
* A truckload of angst and hurt/comfort
Sooooo I just outlined a 40k Emmstarion (that's Emmrich/Astarion to you) fanfic like a proper Romance novel, like I'm not even kidding.
Astarion in Thedas. Emmrich happens. Chaos ensues. Giving that pale elf some gentleman necromancer lovin' mkay
Astarion in Thedas. Emmrich happens. Chaos ensues. Giving that pale elf some gentleman necromancer lovin' mkay
a man with a mustache is holding a sword in his hand
ALT: a man with a mustache is holding a sword in his hand
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April 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sooooo I just outlined a 40k Emmstarion (that's Emmrich/Astarion to you) fanfic like a proper Romance novel, like I'm not even kidding.
Astarion in Thedas. Emmrich happens. Chaos ensues. Giving that pale elf some gentleman necromancer lovin' mkay
Astarion in Thedas. Emmrich happens. Chaos ensues. Giving that pale elf some gentleman necromancer lovin' mkay
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April 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
So I'm mostly in my DA Veilguard Emmrook brainrot era these days. But! Here's my latest nonsense, straight from Tumblr. Emmrich X Astarion. You heard it here f... second!
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💬 8 🔁 5 ❤️ 14 · I can see Astarion falling into his trusted ol' 'I'll sleep with someone in an obvious position of status or power to gain leverage in this new context' but, Emmrich being Emmrich…
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April 4, 2025 at 7:25 AM
So I'm mostly in my DA Veilguard Emmrook brainrot era these days. But! Here's my latest nonsense, straight from Tumblr. Emmrich X Astarion. You heard it here f... second!
www.tumblr.com/andthekitche...
www.tumblr.com/andthekitche...
Chapter 4 of Spa Day is up!! :D All subby bottom!Hank's POV, all the way.
archiveofourown.org/works/511981...
archiveofourown.org/works/511981...
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November 10, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Chapter 4 of Spa Day is up!! :D All subby bottom!Hank's POV, all the way.
archiveofourown.org/works/511981...
archiveofourown.org/works/511981...
Chapter 3 of Spa Day is LIVE! Read Care here: archiveofourown.org/works/51198112…
Spa Day - Chapter 1 - andthekitchensink - Detroit: Become Human (Video Game) [Archive of Ou...
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/51198112…
November 4, 2023 at 8:40 PM
Chapter 3 of Spa Day is LIVE! Read Care here: archiveofourown.org/works/51198112…
👀👀👀👀
It's high time for some new Event shenanigans!
Come join us for this year's Multi-Fandom Christmas exchange! All details, rules and the schedule can be found in the sign-up form!
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#dbh #spn #GenshinImpact
Spread the word!
Come join us for this year's Multi-Fandom Christmas exchange! All details, rules and the schedule can be found in the sign-up form!
forms.gle/hpYxKeHMUKja...
#dbh #spn #GenshinImpact
Spread the word!
November 3, 2023 at 9:52 AM
👀👀👀👀
I give you... Chapter 1 of Spa Day
archiveofourown.org/works/51198112…
archiveofourown.org/works/51198112…
Spa Day - Chapter 1 - andthekitchensink - Detroit: Become Human (Video Game) [Archive of Ou...
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/51198112…
October 29, 2023 at 1:16 PM
I give you... Chapter 1 of Spa Day
archiveofourown.org/works/51198112…
archiveofourown.org/works/51198112…
LOOK! LOOK! IT'S THE FINAL CHAPTER OF ONLY YOU!!
archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
Only You - Chapter 7 - andthekitchensink - Detroit: Become Human (Video Game) [Archive of O...
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October 21, 2023 at 1:28 PM
LOOK! LOOK! IT'S THE FINAL CHAPTER OF ONLY YOU!!
archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
Here's another update to Only You, aka HANKCONNIES REPRESENT (no, but really, here's to all my fellow hankconnies <3<3<3<3)
Enjoy the fluff-driven smut, everyone! Lemme know what you think? :3 Read chapter 6 right here: archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
Enjoy the fluff-driven smut, everyone! Lemme know what you think? :3 Read chapter 6 right here: archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
Only You - Chapter 6 - andthekitchensink - Detroit: Become Human (Video Game) [Archive of O...
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October 15, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Here's another update to Only You, aka HANKCONNIES REPRESENT (no, but really, here's to all my fellow hankconnies <3<3<3<3)
Enjoy the fluff-driven smut, everyone! Lemme know what you think? :3 Read chapter 6 right here: archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
Enjoy the fluff-driven smut, everyone! Lemme know what you think? :3 Read chapter 6 right here: archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
I give you: Chapter 4 of Only You. All android Hank's POV this time.
Read it here :3 archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
Read it here :3 archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
Only You - Chapter 4 - andthekitchensink - Detroit: Become Human (Video Game) [Archive of O...
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October 9, 2023 at 6:38 PM
I give you: Chapter 4 of Only You. All android Hank's POV this time.
Read it here :3 archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
Read it here :3 archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
Only You chapter 3 is up! :D
When Android Hank is all I want to Know What Love Is by Foreigner, and human Connor be like Dancing on My Own by Robyn, you get THIS CHAPTER OMG
archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
Filling the HankCon Bingo prompt for Free Space. >:3 I'm getting closer to a full bingo!!
When Android Hank is all I want to Know What Love Is by Foreigner, and human Connor be like Dancing on My Own by Robyn, you get THIS CHAPTER OMG
archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
Filling the HankCon Bingo prompt for Free Space. >:3 I'm getting closer to a full bingo!!
Only You - Chapter 3 - andthekitchensink - Detroit: Become Human (Video Game) [Archive of O...
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October 7, 2023 at 9:41 AM
Only You chapter 3 is up! :D
When Android Hank is all I want to Know What Love Is by Foreigner, and human Connor be like Dancing on My Own by Robyn, you get THIS CHAPTER OMG
archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
Filling the HankCon Bingo prompt for Free Space. >:3 I'm getting closer to a full bingo!!
When Android Hank is all I want to Know What Love Is by Foreigner, and human Connor be like Dancing on My Own by Robyn, you get THIS CHAPTER OMG
archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
Filling the HankCon Bingo prompt for Free Space. >:3 I'm getting closer to a full bingo!!
ANOTHER CHAPTER of Only You, hot off the presses! Read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
HankCon Bingo prompt "Only One Bed" - but no smut just yet. 😘 Wait foooor iiiiiit!
HankCon Bingo prompt "Only One Bed" - but no smut just yet. 😘 Wait foooor iiiiiit!
Only You - Chapter 2 - andthekitchensink - Detroit: Become Human (Video Game) [Archive of O...
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October 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
ANOTHER CHAPTER of Only You, hot off the presses! Read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
HankCon Bingo prompt "Only One Bed" - but no smut just yet. 😘 Wait foooor iiiiiit!
HankCon Bingo prompt "Only One Bed" - but no smut just yet. 😘 Wait foooor iiiiiit!
What if Reverse AU HankCon fic Being Alive (read here: archiveofourown.org/works/203922...) ...ended badly? No happy ending! 😱
Well. Here's what might've happened 😘 Only You, a HankCon Bingo prompt fic (starting with "PTSD"): archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
Well. Here's what might've happened 😘 Only You, a HankCon Bingo prompt fic (starting with "PTSD"): archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
October 2, 2023 at 8:49 PM
What if Reverse AU HankCon fic Being Alive (read here: archiveofourown.org/works/203922...) ...ended badly? No happy ending! 😱
Well. Here's what might've happened 😘 Only You, a HankCon Bingo prompt fic (starting with "PTSD"): archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
Well. Here's what might've happened 😘 Only You, a HankCon Bingo prompt fic (starting with "PTSD"): archiveofourown.org/works/505109...
First chapter of new HankCon Bingo fic to be uploaded tonight on AO3! Angst, fluff, pining, hurt/comfort and SMUT!
Watch this space 🥳😁
Watch this space 🥳😁
October 2, 2023 at 11:14 AM
First chapter of new HankCon Bingo fic to be uploaded tonight on AO3! Angst, fluff, pining, hurt/comfort and SMUT!
Watch this space 🥳😁
Watch this space 🥳😁
Fellow writers, show us what fandoms you've written for on AO3!
I don't have that many, but you see where I'm most prolific 🤘😅❤️
I don't have that many, but you see where I'm most prolific 🤘😅❤️
September 26, 2023 at 9:57 AM
Fellow writers, show us what fandoms you've written for on AO3!
I don't have that many, but you see where I'm most prolific 🤘😅❤️
I don't have that many, but you see where I'm most prolific 🤘😅❤️
Plans for tonight: write a bunch, and complete the master thread of finished works. Would've been nice if I'd slept much at all, and didn't have a whole day of work ahead of my tired ass. 🤘😅 Wish me luck?
September 26, 2023 at 6:34 AM
Plans for tonight: write a bunch, and complete the master thread of finished works. Would've been nice if I'd slept much at all, and didn't have a whole day of work ahead of my tired ass. 🤘😅 Wish me luck?
Here's my "Big ol' finished fic thread" full of tropes and brief descriptions. Links to all my finished fic will be found in the thread below. Maybe you'll find something new, or find your way back to an old fandom favorite. :3
Fandom: DBH, mostly HankCon. Some SiMarkus.
Fandom: DBH, mostly HankCon. Some SiMarkus.
September 23, 2023 at 5:27 PM
Here's my "Big ol' finished fic thread" full of tropes and brief descriptions. Links to all my finished fic will be found in the thread below. Maybe you'll find something new, or find your way back to an old fandom favorite. :3
Fandom: DBH, mostly HankCon. Some SiMarkus.
Fandom: DBH, mostly HankCon. Some SiMarkus.
Hiya! I'm Tiny, AKA NdePlume1 on the platform formerly known as Twitter. I write primarily HankCon fic featuring found family, genderfluidity and all the angst you can stick in a fic. Basically everything AND the kitchen sink. Hence my handle. I'll set up a log for all my completed fanfics shortly!
September 23, 2023 at 3:02 PM
Hiya! I'm Tiny, AKA NdePlume1 on the platform formerly known as Twitter. I write primarily HankCon fic featuring found family, genderfluidity and all the angst you can stick in a fic. Basically everything AND the kitchen sink. Hence my handle. I'll set up a log for all my completed fanfics shortly!