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Andy
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Unabashedly queer masshole. Bostoner. Voracious eater. Expect content about dogs, dudes, and dick jokes. Daddy AF. Carbatarian. 4-letter word. Alphabet Mafia. 100% That Bitch.

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Waking up to another Pride month where trans and queer folx have to live in fear.

So let's file the "love is love" BS right next to the thoughts and prayers.

Pride is a riot. What are you going to riot for?
am2.co/2020/06/prid...
Pride is a riot - Andy M Mallon - AM²
Last year was the 50th anniversary of the Stonewall riots, which mark the start of the modern LGBTQ rights movement in the US. In the subsequent half century, the queer community has made significant ...
am2.co
Are my pronouns he/him/Daddy, or do I just refer to myself in 3rd person?
October 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”

Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
October 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
A middle-aged woman at the airport gate shouts to her husband who is walking away and leaving her with the kids, "Daddy!"

4 men travelling with families and myself all turn around.

💅🏳️‍🌈 Flight attendant walking by looks at me and laughs.
October 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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34 Years Ago Today:
October 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Procrastinating is just edging for adhd folx.

#procrasturbating
October 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If you're queer and love trains, did you watch Murder, She Wrote when you were younger?
October 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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“Criticism is practically treason.” Bill Mauldin, 1969.
September 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I've had a lot of jobs where I was successful despite an ineffective manager. I've had plenty of jobs with good managers, where we were successful together.

This is the first job in a while where I feel like the whole team operates as a single successful unit, because we have a GREAT manager.
September 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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From my colleague: letting the FCC set itself up as some sort of Ministry of Truth would damage the First Amendment.
September 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The best buddy comedy pair of our time is Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda.

They make Bert + Ernie look like buffoons.
September 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
💯
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Sep 17
The head of an independent United Nations commission that concludes Israel has committed genocide in Gaza argues that countries supplying weapons to Israel, like the United States, are also complicit.
Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, a UN inquiry finds
The head of an independent United Nations commission that concludes Israel has committed genocide in Gaza argues that countries supplying weapons to Israel, like the United States, are also complicit.
n.pr
September 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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This is why they’re deleting studies
September 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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For the umpteenth time: Today’s Republican Party does not believe in, and cannot handle, free speech.👇
September 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror https://theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-reflection-in-mirror/
September 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The right wing is just mad at trans folks because they don't know if they can pay them 20% less like women, or if they have to prorate that.
September 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Just a girl in her dirt hole
September 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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At the Amish weed booth anyone need anything
September 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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korean reporting is nightmarish on the conditions Korean workers were contained in
September 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Still
"_0_ days since it was @nedpyle.com"
Toe beans, toe beans, toe beans, TOE BEANS
September 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The art of the reskeet.
by @darthbluesky.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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You know who was also a young husband and father—not to mention ex-Marine—who died, not attacking others to make himself rich and powerful, but to save the lives of others?

David Rose, the officer killed by the anti-vax domestic terrorist who attacked the CDC.

apnews.com/article/deka...
Law enforcement officers remember police officer killed in CDC shooting in Atlanta
Weeks after David Rose was killed while responding to a shooting this month at the CDC headquarters in Atlanta, officers are remembering the DeKalb County police officer as a courageous leader who pri...
apnews.com
September 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Has anyone checked in on Imagine Dragons today?
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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We need community notes here to clarify that in fact Michelle Wu ended his campaign
September 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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America is fucked up man.
September 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Every time I see this guy I think of the @kenwhite.bsky.social quip, "Kash always has an expression on his face like he gambled on a fart and lost"
He's looking for the suspect up & down.
September 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM