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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 13

- *I gesture with my hand and you disappear in a cloud of smoke as I return you to the Jolly Roger.* @pawnshopmagician.bsky.social @onedashingdevil.bsky.social

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 13

*My eyes open wide at your words. Well of course Killian and my son have always been at one another. There's nothing new there. Maybe the little toad doesn't know anything about this after all. Maybe it's time to have a little chat with my boy, but I need to see Killian first.* Fine, off with you.-

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 13

Answer me you useless waterlogged, slope-eared, barnacle on the ass-end of the world. Or so help me...! Who is it?

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 13

*I could tell your were stalling, weighing your options no doubt.* Then best for you if you are even a little less specific and tell me what you know. Now! *I raise my hand to indicate that I will use my power once again, my eyes stone cold hard as I glare in anger.*

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 13

- to allow you to be free from my spell.* Now let's try this again, shall we my man? Who has gotten the Captain upset? Causing him this strife? Has he had any bad relationships to cause this? I would hate to take a tactic from my son's repertoire and turn you into a rat!

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 13

Now that.... is not the answer I seek Mr. Smee! *I made a gesture in the air like a squeezing motion and immediately saw your reaction of your hands going to your throat because you were having difficulty breathing! After several seconds as your face turns red and your eyes enlarge I drop my hand -

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 13

- on yours.*... why do you think this is? Has someone hurt him or done something to him?

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 13

*I brought both of my hands together interlacing my fingers as I leaned over you for my next question.* Well yes, I did take this as unusual Smee. I know your Captain as well as just about anyone and saw this right away. Hence my worry you see. Now tell me... *I leaned even closer, my eyes riveted-

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 13

- close to hand with men and women alike for him to boast of his accomplishments and display his manly prowess to, as he avails himself of the local ales and rums. Not like him at all, you will have to agree. Am I right?

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 13

*A wide grin stole across my face as I held your eyes with my own. I would know instantly if your answers were fabricated!* Mr. Smee I'm worried about your Captain. He seemed a mite off this evening. Not himself. It's not like Killian to sit and drink alone when there are drinking establishments -

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 13

- That is precisely why I have come to you Smee. *It was all I could do to not chuckle. But at least the little man was not quaking in his boots anymore and finally had his wits about him. I needed him to think clearly.* I have a few questions for you laddie.

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 13

- not changed even up to now. Your Captain is a man of habits and while it's beyond my fathoming why, he places much trust in you. *It certainly wouldn't hurt to lull the dullard into a false sense of security and I play up to his pathetic position among the crew and Killian's use of him!* -

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 13

*Oh this was almost too delicious, but hardly a challenge. The little toad had no backbone whatsoever!* Well Smee, I know just how close you are to your Captain. You've been with him a very long time and he depends on you for much of course. I knew this even back in Neverland and I'm sure it has -

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 13

- everything I have to say to you.

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 13

- remember to compliment Killian on his methods to keep his crew in line! *I took my hand off of your shoulder and came around in front of you so I would be clear in your vision.* Look up at me little man. I don't feel like speaking to the top of your head and I want to make sure you understand -

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 13

Now there's a good lad. Just the attitude I was looking for. I do so hate it when people try to thwart me, ruin my games. I get ever so upset and shall we say... quite vengeful. But you're a good little minion now aren't you Smee? I can certainly see that your Captain has trained you well. I must-

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 13

- violently.* Well, well Mr. Smee. We meet again. We have much to discuss you and I, this day. And I hope I will find you cooperative! *The tone of my voice was even but with just the hint of an underlying threat to it. Oh, how I loved to play these games.*

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 13

*Setting down on the ground I circled you slowly, watching how afraid you were. That's good, I wanted you afraid. Your fear worked in my favor if I was to extract the information I wanted from you. I reached out from behind you to place a hand on your shoulder and felt you cringe and then shake -

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Wannabee001 (Finally the neighbors got their own satellite dish) @wannabee001.bsky.social · Jan 13

// It seems that @aneternalchild.bsky.social and @ayebesmee.bsky.social are in the house! This should be interesting!

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Wannabee001 (Finally the neighbors got their own satellite dish) @wannabee001.bsky.social · Jan 9

// Better keep an eye on @aneternalchild.bsky.social as he's out to nail @ayebesmee.bsky.social to get information about who it is that @onedashingdevil.bsky.social has set his hat at. And as we all know #PanAlwaysWins!

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 9

- about. Focusing on my magic I gestured with my hands and made the little man appear before me in a cloud of smoke. He saw who had summoned him and began to cry out, falling to his knees before me blubbering!* @ayebesmee.bsky.social @onedashingdevil.bsky.social @pawnshopmagician.bsky.social

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 9

- of this. That little toad of a bosun of his would know. He knows a lot more than he lets on and is always hanging about. What's his name... Flea... Wee... Tea... *I snapped my fingers.* Smee! That's it! I flew over some fields to an abandoned barn making sure there were no people or animals -

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 9

- I had no doubt our intrepid Captain had not been able to remain celibate. I hadn't expected complete abstinence of course. Even I had my dalliances. Tink for example! But I had expected some kind of loyalty to me. We'd been lovers a long time. Surely he missed me? I'm going to get to the bottom -

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Peter Pan #RP #Parody @aneternalchild.bsky.social · Jan 9

*I left him in a huff. What the hell was wrong with him? It had to be another interest he had developed while I was stuck in Neverland. Unfortunately, without the means to create a portal no one can leave Neverland. Not even me! He said it had been two years. It had not seemed so in Neverland but -

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Wannabee001 (Finally the neighbors got their own satellite dish) @wannabee001.bsky.social · Jan 8

// O.o @onedashingdevil.bsky.social is finding himself in quite a dilemma. And @aneternalchild.bsky.social is no one to play games with. I feel sorry for poor @ayebesmee.bsky.social as he's going to be caught in the middle. Right now @pawnshopmagician.bsky.social might also be caught in the middle!

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