Anthony DeVito 🇵🇸
@anthonydevito.bsky.social
I called Jennifer Aniston a c*cktease on S3 of The Morning Show! #SagAftra actor. Comedian. 4th gen. Brooklynite. he/him. Dog = God
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the party that wants unlimited presidential power AND states' rights
December 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
the party that wants unlimited presidential power AND states' rights
MTG is unable to accept any accountability for anything she has ever said or done which is why she can go fuck all the way off forever. She is still a sack of wet shit with the same views she has always had, and she will never be a good person.
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
MTG is unable to accept any accountability for anything she has ever said or done which is why she can go fuck all the way off forever. She is still a sack of wet shit with the same views she has always had, and she will never be a good person.
I would still dance my ass off to this. When you learn how to dance in 80s Brooklyn and Downtown NYC you never forget www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaHU...
STEVE "SILK" HURLEY - Jack Your Body (Original Mix) 1986
YouTube video by MURKBOY72
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December 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I would still dance my ass off to this. When you learn how to dance in 80s Brooklyn and Downtown NYC you never forget www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaHU...
I'm watching this fantastically bad 1976 movie I'd never heard of called Velvet Smooth, and it was shot mostly in Cobble Hill. To see mid-70s Brooklyn around Court Street is giving me lots of feelings.
December 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'm watching this fantastically bad 1976 movie I'd never heard of called Velvet Smooth, and it was shot mostly in Cobble Hill. To see mid-70s Brooklyn around Court Street is giving me lots of feelings.
I think he's lost what little filter he had because he knows he's dying
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I think he's lost what little filter he had because he knows he's dying
I just found out I'm 3 years older than Jake Tapper
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I just found out I'm 3 years older than Jake Tapper
This is the last "holiday season" of my 50s. My brain insists I focus on stuff like that and make it more important than it really is. I will start 2026 by turning 60 at the end of January; the child-like impulse of "But I don't WANT TO!" is very strong in me. It's hard to describe, but intense.
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This is the last "holiday season" of my 50s. My brain insists I focus on stuff like that and make it more important than it really is. I will start 2026 by turning 60 at the end of January; the child-like impulse of "But I don't WANT TO!" is very strong in me. It's hard to describe, but intense.
It's time for today's episode of "CPTSD or ADHD?"
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It's time for today's episode of "CPTSD or ADHD?"
Is there a term for when you're constantly trying to be "productive" but it's motivated mainly by worry and fear?
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Is there a term for when you're constantly trying to be "productive" but it's motivated mainly by worry and fear?
I wonder how much water and electricity were wasted by all the "hilarious" AI Thanksgiving Day parade balloon jokes? SO FUNNY YOU GUYS TOTALLY WORTH IT
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I wonder how much water and electricity were wasted by all the "hilarious" AI Thanksgiving Day parade balloon jokes? SO FUNNY YOU GUYS TOTALLY WORTH IT
I wonder if that guy still loves his curvy wife
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I wonder if that guy still loves his curvy wife
"Oh, I didn't CREATE that AI slop, I just reposted it to make a point!"
SAME THING.
SAME THING.
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"Oh, I didn't CREATE that AI slop, I just reposted it to make a point!"
SAME THING.
SAME THING.
I was thinking I could get a job in a supermarket so the press could cover it as 'This Actor Now Works At FoodTown!' but the truth is nobody would recognize me so I'd just be the oldest employee in the supermarket and that'd only be a compelling story if I was 97
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I was thinking I could get a job in a supermarket so the press could cover it as 'This Actor Now Works At FoodTown!' but the truth is nobody would recognize me so I'd just be the oldest employee in the supermarket and that'd only be a compelling story if I was 97
Don't expect people to reciprocate if you go out of your way for them. Either they'll forget your efforts instantly, never realize that you made those efforts, or they may assume that good things just fall out of the sky. Either way, do things if you want to do them, then let them go.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Don't expect people to reciprocate if you go out of your way for them. Either they'll forget your efforts instantly, never realize that you made those efforts, or they may assume that good things just fall out of the sky. Either way, do things if you want to do them, then let them go.
jesse watters looks like he was built in Gerry Anderson's Supermarionation studio
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
jesse watters looks like he was built in Gerry Anderson's Supermarionation studio
I see ads for these gigantic ridiculous wristwatches and I think, what kind of loser douchebag would wear something so stupid and then I see footage of kash patel and it all makes sense
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I see ads for these gigantic ridiculous wristwatches and I think, what kind of loser douchebag would wear something so stupid and then I see footage of kash patel and it all makes sense
Without sounding like I'm bragging.I think my talent as an actor, comedy chops, and stage presence are all impressive. What keeps me up at night is, how much MORE impressive would they be, and where might my career be, if I hadn't been convinced as a kid that being 100% myself was a bad thing.
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Without sounding like I'm bragging.I think my talent as an actor, comedy chops, and stage presence are all impressive. What keeps me up at night is, how much MORE impressive would they be, and where might my career be, if I hadn't been convinced as a kid that being 100% myself was a bad thing.
Posted this in 2020 and it's still true:
I really like home renovation shows, but only the half hour ones. An hour leaves way too much time for bullshit segments trying to get me to connect emotionally with the hosts. I don't give a fuck about your farm or your 7 kids. FINISH THE GODDAMN KITCHEN
I really like home renovation shows, but only the half hour ones. An hour leaves way too much time for bullshit segments trying to get me to connect emotionally with the hosts. I don't give a fuck about your farm or your 7 kids. FINISH THE GODDAMN KITCHEN
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Posted this in 2020 and it's still true:
I really like home renovation shows, but only the half hour ones. An hour leaves way too much time for bullshit segments trying to get me to connect emotionally with the hosts. I don't give a fuck about your farm or your 7 kids. FINISH THE GODDAMN KITCHEN
I really like home renovation shows, but only the half hour ones. An hour leaves way too much time for bullshit segments trying to get me to connect emotionally with the hosts. I don't give a fuck about your farm or your 7 kids. FINISH THE GODDAMN KITCHEN
I love the 1978 Columbo episode "Murder Under Glass" because it does it deep dive into his Italian-American heritage. Directed by Jonathan Demme!
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I love the 1978 Columbo episode "Murder Under Glass" because it does it deep dive into his Italian-American heritage. Directed by Jonathan Demme!