Andy
@aobehr.bsky.social
Do not think about your stupid enemies or entertain any other disgusting thoughts.
10pm turkey sandwich. Didn't need that
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
10pm turkey sandwich. Didn't need that
Had my first solid bowel movement since Friday
a man in a suit and glasses is doing a dab
Alt: a man in a suit and glasses is doing a dab
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Had my first solid bowel movement since Friday
Reposted by Andy
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
You ate shit in an election! I shouldn't have to see your face again! Fuck off!
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You ate shit in an election! I shouldn't have to see your face again! Fuck off!
Reposted by Andy
when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
Reposted by Andy
Times like this, you have to keep your eyes on the prize: the Reuters photos of Don Jr crying over his father's casket, which we someday will get to all laugh at on here.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Times like this, you have to keep your eyes on the prize: the Reuters photos of Don Jr crying over his father's casket, which we someday will get to all laugh at on here.
Reposted by Andy
Reposted by Andy
do you have any fucking idea how fucking insane it is that the country is dictated by the whims of a cabal of dementia addled pedophiles while literally every person i know and talk to is two audiobooks away from being a card carrying communist
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
do you have any fucking idea how fucking insane it is that the country is dictated by the whims of a cabal of dementia addled pedophiles while literally every person i know and talk to is two audiobooks away from being a card carrying communist
At a show last night, i found out that I have a pretty big hole in the sole of one of my shoes, when someone behind me dropped what must have been a completely full beer that I then stood in for 45 minutes. See if you an tell which shoe...
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
At a show last night, i found out that I have a pretty big hole in the sole of one of my shoes, when someone behind me dropped what must have been a completely full beer that I then stood in for 45 minutes. See if you an tell which shoe...
Reposted by Andy
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
Gonna need one @ekkoastral.bsky.social DC show before year's end for personal reasons (completing a see three different bands three times in 2025 challenge)
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Gonna need one @ekkoastral.bsky.social DC show before year's end for personal reasons (completing a see three different bands three times in 2025 challenge)
Reposted by Andy
Reading an article this morning about Hitler's tiny penis scientists wondering if they found out he had a monster hog would they have kept it a secret or would love of science win the day
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Reading an article this morning about Hitler's tiny penis scientists wondering if they found out he had a monster hog would they have kept it a secret or would love of science win the day
Reposted by Andy
Reposted by Andy
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
Reposted by Andy
I’m not saying I agree with it, but after a certain point you start to understand what happened to the Romanovs a little better
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’m not saying I agree with it, but after a certain point you start to understand what happened to the Romanovs a little better
credit where credit's due...what a great face
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
credit where credit's due...what a great face
Reposted by Andy
"Chuck Schumer should go ... he's no longer capable of leading the Democratic Party."
"I am an establishment Democrat and I'm here to say that Bernie Sanders is much more in line with where I and many other Democrats are today than Chuck Schumer is."
"I am an establishment Democrat and I'm here to say that Bernie Sanders is much more in line with where I and many other Democrats are today than Chuck Schumer is."
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"Chuck Schumer should go ... he's no longer capable of leading the Democratic Party."
"I am an establishment Democrat and I'm here to say that Bernie Sanders is much more in line with where I and many other Democrats are today than Chuck Schumer is."
"I am an establishment Democrat and I'm here to say that Bernie Sanders is much more in line with where I and many other Democrats are today than Chuck Schumer is."
Reposted by Andy
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
I was a single issue voter for VA Attorney General and that issue was "texting like this is cool as hell:
it’s genuinely so beast mode that voters in virginia saw these jay jones texts leak and elected him by 7 point and then flipped the seat of the republican who leaked these texts to a democrat lmfao
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I was a single issue voter for VA Attorney General and that issue was "texting like this is cool as hell: