Archer On A Chair
@archeronachair.bsky.social
Dodgers, Lakers, I code things...
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Reposted by Archer On A Chair
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
Azure outage really brings out the dumb. Demanding to somehow move our entire system to another server because of an outage is like asking for a new apartment becuase the power went out in the city.
October 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Azure outage really brings out the dumb. Demanding to somehow move our entire system to another server because of an outage is like asking for a new apartment becuase the power went out in the city.
This game is destroying my sanity.
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
This game is destroying my sanity.
The stand up to cancer bit was an obvious ad. They got to interrupt a 1-1 game in the 5th of the ws with thousand of people holding up their logo and then call the statement brave. The only reason they are doing stand-up to cancer is because its the most uncontroversial statement you could make.
October 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The stand up to cancer bit was an obvious ad. They got to interrupt a 1-1 game in the 5th of the ws with thousand of people holding up their logo and then call the statement brave. The only reason they are doing stand-up to cancer is because its the most uncontroversial statement you could make.
From the awful opening night schedule where I could barely watch the laker game, cap circumventing by the clippers, constant gambling allegations, the nba is really trying hard to lose me as a fan. If lakers didn't have luka I would totally be tuned out.
October 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
From the awful opening night schedule where I could barely watch the laker game, cap circumventing by the clippers, constant gambling allegations, the nba is really trying hard to lose me as a fan. If lakers didn't have luka I would totally be tuned out.
Reposted by Archer On A Chair
The two fastest pitches Shohei Ohtani has ever thrown were both to Vinnie Pasquantino ... two years apart.
Naturally, Vinnie had to find out why.
Naturally, Vinnie had to find out why.
October 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The two fastest pitches Shohei Ohtani has ever thrown were both to Vinnie Pasquantino ... two years apart.
Naturally, Vinnie had to find out why.
Naturally, Vinnie had to find out why.
Reposted by Archer On A Chair
Mina and Pablo tried smelling salts on PTFO and I'm a little concerned about the gas station product with the ripoff monster energy logo they tried but this is must see TV (since @pablo.show hasn't posted it yet)
October 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Mina and Pablo tried smelling salts on PTFO and I'm a little concerned about the gas station product with the ripoff monster energy logo they tried but this is must see TV (since @pablo.show hasn't posted it yet)
October 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Reposted by Archer On A Chair
An ethical use of AI.
(I did not create it to be clear).
(I did not create it to be clear).
October 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
An ethical use of AI.
(I did not create it to be clear).
(I did not create it to be clear).
Reposted by Archer On A Chair
bless you roki my boy
October 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
bless you roki my boy
The best part of this is her asking him why the poll was bias and he didn't even know who did the poll.
KEILAR: A Post poll shows more Americans are blaming Republicans for the shutdown. Does that give you pause?
MARSHALL: I discount that poll altogether
K: Why?
M: There are so many other polls that say the opposite
K: Which one?
M: I don't have them at my fingertips. That's a very biased poll
MARSHALL: I discount that poll altogether
K: Why?
M: There are so many other polls that say the opposite
K: Which one?
M: I don't have them at my fingertips. That's a very biased poll
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The best part of this is her asking him why the poll was bias and he didn't even know who did the poll.
And another blown save for tanner scott.
September 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
And another blown save for tanner scott.
Tanner scott for the 9th
a man with a stethoscope around his neck is sitting in a chair and saying screams internally
ALT: a man with a stethoscope around his neck is sitting in a chair and saying screams internally
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Tanner scott for the 9th
Its shocking how bad this bullpin is.
September 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Its shocking how bad this bullpin is.
Reposted by Archer On A Chair
BREAKING:
Democrat Adelita Grijalva has won the special election in Arizona’s 7th congressional district.
This means there are enough members now (218) to force a vote on the release of the Epstein files.
Democrat Adelita Grijalva has won the special election in Arizona’s 7th congressional district.
This means there are enough members now (218) to force a vote on the release of the Epstein files.
September 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
BREAKING:
Democrat Adelita Grijalva has won the special election in Arizona’s 7th congressional district.
This means there are enough members now (218) to force a vote on the release of the Epstein files.
Democrat Adelita Grijalva has won the special election in Arizona’s 7th congressional district.
This means there are enough members now (218) to force a vote on the release of the Epstein files.
Reposted by Archer On A Chair
"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Jimmy Kimmel Returns: ABC Ends Suspension Starting Tuesday
Jimmy Kimmel will return to late night on Tuesday
variety.com
September 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Reposted by Archer On A Chair
Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."
September 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."
Reposted by Archer On A Chair
genuinely crying at this one
September 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
genuinely crying at this one
Reposted by Archer On A Chair
Blake Treinen's stats since he wrote Charlie Kirk on his hat:
3.0 IP, 5 Runs, 9.00 ERA, 0 Ks, 1.667 WHIP, and 3 LOSSES
3.0 IP, 5 Runs, 9.00 ERA, 0 Ks, 1.667 WHIP, and 3 LOSSES
September 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Blake Treinen's stats since he wrote Charlie Kirk on his hat:
3.0 IP, 5 Runs, 9.00 ERA, 0 Ks, 1.667 WHIP, and 3 LOSSES
3.0 IP, 5 Runs, 9.00 ERA, 0 Ks, 1.667 WHIP, and 3 LOSSES
Treinen has got to go. Not a mlb level player anymore.
September 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Treinen has got to go. Not a mlb level player anymore.
Reposted by Archer On A Chair
Trump threatens war against Venezuela
September 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Trump threatens war against Venezuela
Fucking child.
TRUMP: That's why I sued the New York Times two days ago for a lot of money
KARL: A judge just threw that out
TRUMP: I'm winning. I'm winning the cases.
KARL: A judge just threw that out
TRUMP: I'm winning. I'm winning the cases.
September 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Fucking child.
The smallest amount of fighting back always works. Can anyone point out when it hasn't?
that was quick!
September 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The smallest amount of fighting back always works. Can anyone point out when it hasn't?
Reposted by Archer On A Chair
