Ashley writes
@ashleygdarland.bsky.social
Writer, mom, advocate, EDS zebra. Loves bright colors, pastries, Halloween, rainy days, and old houses.
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Going to build a sci-fi religion around this dog, who is clearly the reincarnation of a galactic emperor.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Going to build a sci-fi religion around this dog, who is clearly the reincarnation of a galactic emperor.
You had me at Shop Around the Corner vibes.
Plan on watching tonight 🎄
Plan on watching tonight 🎄
"Well, this one's darn near perfect. I know a Hallmark holiday romance is working if it makes me feel like I'm watching CHRISTMAS IN CONNECTICUT or THE SHOP AROUND THE CORNER, and this one had heavy CORNER vibes…[and] makes the typical feel magical."
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Hallmark Review: 'We Met in December'
Autumn Reeser and Niall Matter play hopeless romantics who fall in love after spending a random, fateful night in a beautiful hotel.
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November 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
You had me at Shop Around the Corner vibes.
Plan on watching tonight 🎄
Plan on watching tonight 🎄
Once again the cairns and the westies were robbed. #TheNationalDogShow
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Once again the cairns and the westies were robbed. #TheNationalDogShow
Watching #ANovelNoel and I think this idea of a bookstore/wine shop combo could really work.
I could easily be sold on a book + wine pairing, especially if there was cute packaging involved.
I could easily be sold on a book + wine pairing, especially if there was cute packaging involved.
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Watching #ANovelNoel and I think this idea of a bookstore/wine shop combo could really work.
I could easily be sold on a book + wine pairing, especially if there was cute packaging involved.
I could easily be sold on a book + wine pairing, especially if there was cute packaging involved.
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2025 can stop now.
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
2025 can stop now.
So true
The Millennial beacon.
For real, we all had this damn thing in our dorm rooms and first apartments.
For real, we all had this damn thing in our dorm rooms and first apartments.
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
So true
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With a two-hander, a big decision for your screenwriting is when they become a team/couple.
- Rom-com template is at the end.
- Buddy movies just before Act 3.
- Love stories before the midpoint.
Make this decision; regardless of genre, the rest of the structure simplifies.
#screenwriting
- Rom-com template is at the end.
- Buddy movies just before Act 3.
- Love stories before the midpoint.
Make this decision; regardless of genre, the rest of the structure simplifies.
#screenwriting
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
With a two-hander, a big decision for your screenwriting is when they become a team/couple.
- Rom-com template is at the end.
- Buddy movies just before Act 3.
- Love stories before the midpoint.
Make this decision; regardless of genre, the rest of the structure simplifies.
#screenwriting
- Rom-com template is at the end.
- Buddy movies just before Act 3.
- Love stories before the midpoint.
Make this decision; regardless of genre, the rest of the structure simplifies.
#screenwriting
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BIG NEWS!!
For 10 years I tried to get a Christmas Romance script sold & produced. Been on the desk at Hallmark twice but no go.
Thursday, Nov 20 my movie Christmas by Design, launches on the BET+ network!!!
Check out the press release & trailer:
www.paramountpressexpress.com/bet-plus/sho...
For 10 years I tried to get a Christmas Romance script sold & produced. Been on the desk at Hallmark twice but no go.
Thursday, Nov 20 my movie Christmas by Design, launches on the BET+ network!!!
Check out the press release & trailer:
www.paramountpressexpress.com/bet-plus/sho...
Paramount Press Express | BET+ ORIGINAL FILM, CHRISTMAS BY DESIGN, PREMIERES THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 20
The Film Stars Danielle LaRoach, Lamon Archey, Celeste Seda, and Monanik Dugar https://youtu.be/Xd2ZEjllKgY?si=QvsjOQu3WaG1cDg8 [WATCH TRAILER](https://y
www.paramountpressexpress.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
BIG NEWS!!
For 10 years I tried to get a Christmas Romance script sold & produced. Been on the desk at Hallmark twice but no go.
Thursday, Nov 20 my movie Christmas by Design, launches on the BET+ network!!!
Check out the press release & trailer:
www.paramountpressexpress.com/bet-plus/sho...
For 10 years I tried to get a Christmas Romance script sold & produced. Been on the desk at Hallmark twice but no go.
Thursday, Nov 20 my movie Christmas by Design, launches on the BET+ network!!!
Check out the press release & trailer:
www.paramountpressexpress.com/bet-plus/sho...
A little plant therapy today. 🌷
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
A little plant therapy today. 🌷
I am so bummed The Cases were canceled.
a man in a car with the words playing by the book written on the bottom
Alt: a man in a car with the words playing by the book written on the bottom
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November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I am so bummed The Cases were canceled.
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☕️Good morning.
I hope everyone has a great weekend.
*The Coffee Cup, Los Angeles, California (year unknown.)
I hope everyone has a great weekend.
*The Coffee Cup, Los Angeles, California (year unknown.)
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
☕️Good morning.
I hope everyone has a great weekend.
*The Coffee Cup, Los Angeles, California (year unknown.)
I hope everyone has a great weekend.
*The Coffee Cup, Los Angeles, California (year unknown.)
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Artist and 'feltist' Lucy Sparrow opened an entire store of handmade felt products in NYC and London #WomensArt #Saturday
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Artist and 'feltist' Lucy Sparrow opened an entire store of handmade felt products in NYC and London #WomensArt #Saturday
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This is one of the BEST #ChristmasMovies you have never seen. GO SEE THIS if you possibly can. You will NOT be disappointed.
CHRISTMAS IN CONNECTICUT (1945) screens at Regal Cinemas nationwide Dec 18 to celebrate its 80th anniversary.
Stanwyck on the big screen. What a Christmas!
www.regmovies.com/movies/hs25-...
#FilmSky #TCMParty
Stanwyck on the big screen. What a Christmas!
www.regmovies.com/movies/hs25-...
#FilmSky #TCMParty
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is one of the BEST #ChristmasMovies you have never seen. GO SEE THIS if you possibly can. You will NOT be disappointed.
Friday Night Movie 🍿
a man wearing a fur hat and scarf looks at the camera
Alt: GIF of John Candy in Uncle Buck. He’s in a fur hat and gives a fake, sarcastic smile.
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November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Friday Night Movie 🍿
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#BornOnThisDay, one of our favourites! The great Veronica Lake (1922-1973). Plenty of #FilmNoir and crime titles; let us know your favourite! #BOTD
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
#BornOnThisDay, one of our favourites! The great Veronica Lake (1922-1973). Plenty of #FilmNoir and crime titles; let us know your favourite! #BOTD
Get to know your mutuals: list 10 random things you like.
1. Wrapping gifts
2. Aquaphor
3. Earl Grey tea
4. Noise-cancelling headphones
5. Bike rides
6. Hunting for shark teeth
7. Coca Cola
8. Highlighters
9. Terriers
10. Justice
1. Wrapping gifts
2. Aquaphor
3. Earl Grey tea
4. Noise-cancelling headphones
5. Bike rides
6. Hunting for shark teeth
7. Coca Cola
8. Highlighters
9. Terriers
10. Justice
Please do this; I love seeing stuff like this!
Get to know your mutuals: list 10 random things you like.
1. blogging
2. writing in cafes
3. WINTER
4. the library
5. rescue dogs
6. dark roast coffee
7. making cute mocktails
8. vegan baking
9. good perfume, unfortunately ($)
10. making future plans ✨
Get to know your mutuals: list 10 random things you like.
1. blogging
2. writing in cafes
3. WINTER
4. the library
5. rescue dogs
6. dark roast coffee
7. making cute mocktails
8. vegan baking
9. good perfume, unfortunately ($)
10. making future plans ✨
get to know your mutuals! list 10 random things you like
1. Old paperback thrillers
2. Monster movies
3. The Alien/Predator literary universes
4. Hanging out with dogs
5. Walking in the woods
6. Veggie tacos
7. Dark roast coffee
8. The Clash
9. Terriers (tv show)
10. All pies
1. Old paperback thrillers
2. Monster movies
3. The Alien/Predator literary universes
4. Hanging out with dogs
5. Walking in the woods
6. Veggie tacos
7. Dark roast coffee
8. The Clash
9. Terriers (tv show)
10. All pies
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Get to know your mutuals: list 10 random things you like.
1. Wrapping gifts
2. Aquaphor
3. Earl Grey tea
4. Noise-cancelling headphones
5. Bike rides
6. Hunting for shark teeth
7. Coca Cola
8. Highlighters
9. Terriers
10. Justice
1. Wrapping gifts
2. Aquaphor
3. Earl Grey tea
4. Noise-cancelling headphones
5. Bike rides
6. Hunting for shark teeth
7. Coca Cola
8. Highlighters
9. Terriers
10. Justice
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Perfect alt text.
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Perfect alt text.
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'Moonrise' by Frances Seward, UK born contemporary abstract photographer based in New Mexico #WomensArt
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
'Moonrise' by Frances Seward, UK born contemporary abstract photographer based in New Mexico #WomensArt
Here’s hoping!
If you have a clear view of the northern sky on the horizon, you may be able to get a look at some aurora courtesy of a strong geomagnetic storm in progress. It'll be easier to see in a darker place.
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Here’s hoping!
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I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be
One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
Darn Tough turned me on to Cute Socks and I've never looked back
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be
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First look pics from Amazon's MERV, coming to Prime Video on December 10. The holiday-set family comedy stars Zooey Deschanel, Charlie Cox, Chris Redd and Patricia Heaton.
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
First look pics from Amazon's MERV, coming to Prime Video on December 10. The holiday-set family comedy stars Zooey Deschanel, Charlie Cox, Chris Redd and Patricia Heaton.
“He’s a lonely librarian like Donna Reed!”
I’m loving all the pop culture references.
#ChristmasAbovetheClouds
I’m loving all the pop culture references.
#ChristmasAbovetheClouds
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“He’s a lonely librarian like Donna Reed!”
I’m loving all the pop culture references.
#ChristmasAbovetheClouds
I’m loving all the pop culture references.
#ChristmasAbovetheClouds
Friday night movie. Ted Cooper is funny and delightful!
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Friday night movie. Ted Cooper is funny and delightful!
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A little library is now a free food pantry in the All Saints neighborhood in Sioux Falls, as residents stock it for people in need.
Little library switches to food pantry in All Saints neighborhood
A little library is now a free food pantry in the All Saints neighborhood in Sioux Falls, as residents stock it for people in need.
www.dakotanewsnow.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
A little library is now a free food pantry in the All Saints neighborhood in Sioux Falls, as residents stock it for people in need.