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Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 16h

I wonder if unique minimalist face tattoos will become fashionable with the advent of AI videos that can look like anyone and say or do anything.

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Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 1d

Ever feel like you’re in the torrent of an incomprehensible semi conscious life force expression that inevitably evolves beyond the boundary of its initial form?

Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 2d

Metal Gear Fox Hunt is not very good. Just objectively speaking it’s pretty bogus.

Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 2d

Is no one playing the new Metal Gear ⚠️ online??

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Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 2d

Christian nationalist fanatics will really look you in the eye and say Halloween is an evil and demonic holiday while people pass out candy and the NEXT DAY they will take away food security for millions of Americans and not self reflect

miss me all the entire way there and back with that bullshit.

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Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 3d

While it is obvious that the Republican Party leadership is a heaping pile of flaming shit make no mistake:

The Democratic Party leadership is awful and woefully unprepared to deal with an autocratic fascist hostile takeover of the federal government.

They just don’t have the willingness to fight.

Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 3d

The News Media industry knows it will lose most of its money once the Boomers are all gone. They are therefore catering to conservative viewpoints (due to the vast majority of boomers being conservative) in a last ditch effort to make some money before they go extinct by a more informed generation.

Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 3d

If I ever confuse a dementia test with a very hard IQ test then just euthanize me.

Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 3d

I hope I live to see the day the Republican Party ceases to exist.

Let the Democrats be the center right party they’re obsessed with maintaining and get a Progressive Left party to be the mainstream opposition to the Dems.

Voting Republican might as well be a political cyanide pill at this point.

Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 3d

Tax subsidized government approved violent thugs trying to start a civil war was apparently not enough. They need to starve millions and take away their healthcare too.

If a democratic government was doing this the republicans would never shut the fuck up about it.

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Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 3d

But wait that’s impossible because my wife told me SHE is the sleepiest person on earth today. So you can’t be the sleepiest person because my wife has never been wrong once in her entire life.

Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 10d

The USA getting fleeced from within is a tale as old as time. All this stuff we have seen before. It’s the “this isn’t what I voted for” of it all that really sparkles my shine ya know?

Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 12d

Opus D.E.I.

Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 12d

We don’t have a sitting president we have a shitting president.

Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 14d

Happy Block the DHS on bsky Day to all who celebrate

Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 16d

A Tim Robinson movie where he’s a hoblin that’s doing his best to break all the stereotypes about goblins.

Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 18d

All I’m saying is Richard Spencer ate a knuckle sandwich on video and cried and we haven’t heard from him since. I struggle to see that as a coincidence.

Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 19d

The Chair Company is cringe Severance.

Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 19d

The Chair Company makes me laugh in a way that feels like it shortens my life in a good way.

Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 19d

Next Democratic controlled government better go scorched fucking earth after this. No excuses.

Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 22d

Might need to make this an audio or video message Bernie. I’m pretty sure POTUS can’t read big words like ‘breaking’ or ‘law’.

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Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 22d

The post truth world is a real bummer.

Lies are allowed to not only persist despite evidence to the contrary, they literally shape policy at this point because millions of voters can’t comprehend that their opinions and misunderstandings are as good as everyone else’s facts.

Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 22d

In a sane and even remotely grounded political climate this would be one of those things that fully dismantles an entire Political Party. But during these times it’s just another absurd chyron in an ocean of absurd chyrons. Republican voters who don’t speak up about these things are the problem.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22d

Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."

Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 23d

class conscious etsy witch coven

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Astonishment @astonishment.bsky.social · 23d

Anyone can make an award and award it to anyone.

So why aren’t we making more awards for purpose of pranking those in power? A jester spin on an age old delight.