Palantir HR Officer
@audrocur.bsky.social
Former child, current adult
Had my account locked for a few days on x.com and it was either because I followed the guy that shot the Israeli diplomats or because I joined a Palantir investment group and kept asking grok to rewrite the posts as Jar Jar Binks
May 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Had my account locked for a few days on x.com and it was either because I followed the guy that shot the Israeli diplomats or because I joined a Palantir investment group and kept asking grok to rewrite the posts as Jar Jar Binks
Google ‘scorpion band controversy’ to find out more about these cool guys!
March 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Google ‘scorpion band controversy’ to find out more about these cool guys!
John Deere shareholders: thank you for being the resistance against late stage capitalism!
💥 BREAKING: At John Deere's annual shareholders meeting today, shareholders overwhelmingly rejected an anti-DEI proposal brought by the same group that targeted Costco and Apple. An anti-DEI proposal from the NCPPR received less than 1 percent of votes.
Deere shareholders: DEI is in. Bigots are out
Deere shareholders: DEI is in. Bigots are out
February 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
John Deere shareholders: thank you for being the resistance against late stage capitalism!
I’ve been a huge fan of both Jeff Bezos and the news for many years. Today I turn my back on both. Disappointed.
February 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I’ve been a huge fan of both Jeff Bezos and the news for many years. Today I turn my back on both. Disappointed.
Learning about my American partners culture by ordering a traditional black friday meal from pizza hut
November 29, 2024 at 10:07 AM
Learning about my American partners culture by ordering a traditional black friday meal from pizza hut
Got an update from my hometown: guy who uploaded his dick pics in a facebook public album in 2008 has been arrested for stealing half a million dollars from his job at the post office to pay off his gambling debts
November 19, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Got an update from my hometown: guy who uploaded his dick pics in a facebook public album in 2008 has been arrested for stealing half a million dollars from his job at the post office to pay off his gambling debts
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Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
November 7, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
I am making Teddy watch voguing Bender to see if it awakens anything in him.
November 17, 2024 at 11:02 AM
I am making Teddy watch voguing Bender to see if it awakens anything in him.
I’m not here for any political reasons I just don’t want to use the everything app x.com because I keep seeing this yucky pic of Clint Eastwood
November 17, 2024 at 8:01 AM
I’m not here for any political reasons I just don’t want to use the everything app x.com because I keep seeing this yucky pic of Clint Eastwood
What the deuce why are you here
All these steaming issues are giving me 1995 streaming flashbacks lol.
November 16, 2024 at 2:18 PM
What the deuce why are you here
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Ohh hi. 41 year old vanilla guy, married, 1 child, 1 dog and a stressful job, soooo.. getting bald!
November 16, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Ohh hi. 41 year old vanilla guy, married, 1 child, 1 dog and a stressful job, soooo.. getting bald!
Oh well now twitter is down at least Threads still exists!
December 21, 2023 at 6:39 AM
Oh well now twitter is down at least Threads still exists!
Every preteen warped by Judy Hopps will turn into this guy but I believe the teens who awakened something by seeing the Jason Bateman fox will turn out to be like Shinzo Abe’s killer and enact a righteous act of vengence
a tiktok account dedicated to worshipping judy hopps (the bunny cop from zootopia) just IDed a january 6th protestor on a conservative dating app who admitted to bringing a hacksaw to murder AOC/biden.
He was pretending to be a human version of Judy Hopps on the app, btw
He was pretending to be a human version of Judy Hopps on the app, btw
July 17, 2023 at 10:47 AM
Every preteen warped by Judy Hopps will turn into this guy but I believe the teens who awakened something by seeing the Jason Bateman fox will turn out to be like Shinzo Abe’s killer and enact a righteous act of vengence
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Bear pride flag flying over Newtown train station 🫡
July 9, 2023 at 4:41 AM
Bear pride flag flying over Newtown train station 🫡
I might be the first bluesky user the residents of Kojonup, Western Australia have ever met…
July 5, 2023 at 4:40 AM
I might be the first bluesky user the residents of Kojonup, Western Australia have ever met…
This really is the last place left for posting everyone under 40 who still posts to facebook shares stuff like this, complains about fake friends and supernatural memes
July 4, 2023 at 8:33 AM
This really is the last place left for posting everyone under 40 who still posts to facebook shares stuff like this, complains about fake friends and supernatural memes
It has been a dream my whole life to be bluesky famous…
May 25, 2023 at 8:42 PM
It has been a dream my whole life to be bluesky famous…