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Auntie Oddfur
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Defend your right to arm bears
Ally is a verb
#Twinja
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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THIS is how to white woman.
July 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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July 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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maybe surprising to you but those of us who roll with the room temperature tap water have been knowing everything
June 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I spent the last day of my vacation taking my mom’s ancient car on a completely unnecessary road-trip, just so I could do this. And I managed to time it, for no good reason, so it happened right as I arrived at the exit for Buc-ee’s (but had to drive through the giant parking lot to get proof)
June 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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The enemy of my enemy is still a Nazi loser who should never feel safe in public again
June 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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10/10. No notes.
May 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I overuse em dashes in my writing. I also overuse parentheticals and ellipses.

When I’m not overusing those elements, it’s because I’m using too many commas and sentence fragments.

AI can’t steal my writing crutches, damn it.
May 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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I'm never going to read "Post Malone" as anything other than an imperative.
May 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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The last two weeks have been ROUGH. For sure testing all of our abilities to cope and push forward. If you guys are able to help us with this last damn hurdle before we can finally feel like we're "home" my family would appreciate it.

gofund.me/739b643f
Donate to Family's Unexpected Refrigerator Need in New Home, organized by Dori Gonzalez
Hello! We have finally moved into the new house and are safely away fr… Dori Gonzalez needs your support for Family's Unexpected Refrigerator Need in New Home
gofund.me
May 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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I think going through formal grieving rituals is something we need to encourage more for all sorts of major obstacles in life where people can easily get mired in the earlier stages of grief
Whenever I talk to someone grieving or who is about to grieve a pet, I tell them to write an obit. I spent 2 years in therapy to prepare for the loss of my “center of gravity” dog. I wrote his obit before he died and never showed it to anyone, but it helps remind me of his impact on the world.
May 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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kids literally wanted to grow up and be public servants because of Richard Scarry.
May 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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It should be illegal to not have STEVIA in huge letters on the front of any product using it.
May 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene Book
Make a movie a national security threat:

E.T. The Extra Terrorestrial
Trump says movies produced outside the U.S. are a national security threat. So he’s imposing a 100% tariff on all movies that are “produced in foreign lands.”
May 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Some of my contributions to brunch at church today. Yes. People actually ate these. I thought bringing a Jabba the Hummus tray might be pushing it a bit.
May 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
1. Robin
2. Beaker
3. Rowlf
4. Snuffy
5. Zoe (just for gaslighting Elmo)
You can tell a lot about a person by what their favorite muppet is. So tell me: who’s yours?
May 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Groimes oim going beck to Tisla
axios.com Axios @axios.com · Apr 22
🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk says he's taking a step back from DOGE after Tesla "blowback"
Elon Musk says he'll take step back from DOGE
Musk says he will pull back from DOGE starting in May.
www.axios.com
April 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Somehow I am better at evenly spacing dogs than plants
April 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Is the a in deia “avoid collisions”
February 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
🤬🤬🤬
February 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Aleksander III receiving rural district elders in the yard of Petrovsky Palace in Moscow, by Ilya Repin, 1885-86
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Fucked up thing is you know Drake will be watching the halftime show because he only tunes out when a team hits 18
February 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance theonion.com/fox-ble...
February 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM