Late Stage Catapultist
@bananafreeberkeley.bsky.social
Foul-mouthed, old woman on a bicycle, likely headed to Pan theater to do some improv! https://www.pantheater.com/
I'm 10% vulgar
@bananafreeberkeley.bsky.social has swears! They've used 58 profanities in their last 586 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (14 times)
🥈 "shit" (13 times)
🥉 "ass" (4 times)
🥇 "fucking" (14 times)
🥈 "shit" (13 times)
🥉 "ass" (4 times)
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'm 10% vulgar
@profanity.accountant how am I doing?
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
@profanity.accountant how am I doing?
You know you teach in Marin when...
...you overhear 6th graders discussing the historical trajectories of Netflix stock since the early 2000s.
...you overhear 6th graders discussing the historical trajectories of Netflix stock since the early 2000s.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You know you teach in Marin when...
...you overhear 6th graders discussing the historical trajectories of Netflix stock since the early 2000s.
...you overhear 6th graders discussing the historical trajectories of Netflix stock since the early 2000s.
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Forget about swing voters. Nonvoters are pissed.
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Forget about swing voters. Nonvoters are pissed.
Wordle bot is just an asshole.
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Wordle bot is just an asshole.
What am I even reading? Am I having a fever dream?
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
What am I even reading? Am I having a fever dream?
You know...quicksand has turned out to be far less of a threat in my life than I was led to believe by Saturday morning cartoons.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You know...quicksand has turned out to be far less of a threat in my life than I was led to believe by Saturday morning cartoons.
I just dissolved a york peppermint patty into a cup of coffee. I am disgusting but also a genius.
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I just dissolved a york peppermint patty into a cup of coffee. I am disgusting but also a genius.
Best celebrity encounter a kid could dream of!
The Clash’s Paul Simonon, running into some young street musicians, will make your day. 💕 🎸
@theclash.com @faroutmagazine.co.uk
@theclash.com @faroutmagazine.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Best celebrity encounter a kid could dream of!
Lord save us from dogs who do NOT understand daylight savings time has ended. I've been getting a loud, impassioned lecture for the last hour about it SEEMING like dinner time.
November 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Lord save us from dogs who do NOT understand daylight savings time has ended. I've been getting a loud, impassioned lecture for the last hour about it SEEMING like dinner time.
In other words, they are breaking the law.
Immigration enforcement officers are sometimes forgoing license plates or otherwise masking their cars while apprehending migrants across the U.S.
Camouflaging cars and swapping license plates: How agents make immigration arrests
Immigration enforcement officers are sometimes forgoing license plates or otherwise masking their cars while apprehending migrants across the U.S.
n.pr
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
In other words, they are breaking the law.
Anytime Ross Douthat says "it is completely obvious that...," I know to expect an end to the sentence that makes me want to bang my head against a wall.
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Anytime Ross Douthat says "it is completely obvious that...," I know to expect an end to the sentence that makes me want to bang my head against a wall.
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Last chance to turn it off.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Last chance to turn it off.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
While this is just a mind-blowing allusion to Nazism and "aryan" propo, I kind of love the self-own subtext that the "American dream" is a mid-20th century myth...not a contemporary reality. Oopsies.
Openly Nazi propaganda and aesthetic from the U.S. Department of Labor’s official Facebook page.
October 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
While this is just a mind-blowing allusion to Nazism and "aryan" propo, I kind of love the self-own subtext that the "American dream" is a mid-20th century myth...not a contemporary reality. Oopsies.
These are obscene abuses of justic by an authoritarian andnsuppressive regime and we need to sunshine this shit now!!
If convicted, people who showed up to a protest could face “decades of prison time,” the National Lawyers Guild says.
These Dallas Residents Are on the Front Lines of Trump’s War Against “Antifa”
If convicted, people who showed up to a protest could face “decades of prison time,” the National Lawyers Guild says.
buff.ly
October 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
These are obscene abuses of justic by an authoritarian andnsuppressive regime and we need to sunshine this shit now!!
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This is amazing!!
October 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This is amazing!!
Soon, we may be referring to the White House as Winchester Mystery House East.
October 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Soon, we may be referring to the White House as Winchester Mystery House East.
Can we just give Prince Edward a little credit for being THE most unobtrusive royal the house of Windsor has ever produced? I bet most of you didnt even remember he existed!
October 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Can we just give Prince Edward a little credit for being THE most unobtrusive royal the house of Windsor has ever produced? I bet most of you didnt even remember he existed!
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1930 ANIMAL CRACKERS (Heerman)⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
One of the top 4 Marx Brothers movies. Outside of the top 4, it's hard to judge. Inside the top 4 it's hard to read. That's errelephant, but maybe I should save the pachyderm jokes for Mastodon.
Hooray for Captain Spaulding.
One of the top 4 Marx Brothers movies. Outside of the top 4, it's hard to judge. Inside the top 4 it's hard to read. That's errelephant, but maybe I should save the pachyderm jokes for Mastodon.
Hooray for Captain Spaulding.
a black and white photo of a man in a white hat dancing in front of a crowd of people .
Alt: Captain Spaulding (Groucho Marx), clad in a pith helmet and jodhpurs, spins in front of a crowd of well-dressed admirers like the silly little guy he is.
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 11:54 AM
1930 ANIMAL CRACKERS (Heerman)⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
One of the top 4 Marx Brothers movies. Outside of the top 4, it's hard to judge. Inside the top 4 it's hard to read. That's errelephant, but maybe I should save the pachyderm jokes for Mastodon.
Hooray for Captain Spaulding.
One of the top 4 Marx Brothers movies. Outside of the top 4, it's hard to judge. Inside the top 4 it's hard to read. That's errelephant, but maybe I should save the pachyderm jokes for Mastodon.
Hooray for Captain Spaulding.
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Oakland and Alameda County officials have confirmed that the originally planned Border Patrol raids have been put on pause, at least for now.
Remain alert! If you see something, contact ACILEP at 510-241-4011 ACILEP.org
oaklandside.org/2025/10/24/i...
Remain alert! If you see something, contact ACILEP at 510-241-4011 ACILEP.org
oaklandside.org/2025/10/24/i...
Oakland mayor, sheriff say CBP 'surge' operation canceled for East Bay
The Alameda County Sheriff's Office confirmed that federal officials have paused the operation in the East Bay.
oaklandside.org
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Oakland and Alameda County officials have confirmed that the originally planned Border Patrol raids have been put on pause, at least for now.
Remain alert! If you see something, contact ACILEP at 510-241-4011 ACILEP.org
oaklandside.org/2025/10/24/i...
Remain alert! If you see something, contact ACILEP at 510-241-4011 ACILEP.org
oaklandside.org/2025/10/24/i...
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NY AG has created portal to report/upload footage of crimes committed by the violent bigoted morons of ICE. Every state AG should do this. Fuck ICE & any who offer them even tangential support or ignore their rancid, hateful, cowardly crimes. Repost! ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...
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ag.ny.gov
October 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
NY AG has created portal to report/upload footage of crimes committed by the violent bigoted morons of ICE. Every state AG should do this. Fuck ICE & any who offer them even tangential support or ignore their rancid, hateful, cowardly crimes. Repost! ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...
Saving our democracy is going to require that more than a handful of people are willing to risk their livelihood and comfort to do so, and I dont know if there are more than a handful of Americans who actually have the required ball sack to do it.
October 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Saving our democracy is going to require that more than a handful of people are willing to risk their livelihood and comfort to do so, and I dont know if there are more than a handful of Americans who actually have the required ball sack to do it.
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In Oakland, California, an ICE GOON shot a local clergyman point-blank.
October 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
In Oakland, California, an ICE GOON shot a local clergyman point-blank.
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I’m open for consulting work in education! With 13+ yrs of experience in teaching, SEL, edtech, PD, and leadership, I support schools & orgs with coaching, curriculum, digital learning, and culture building. Let’s connect! 💫 #education #consulting #SEL #leadership #edusky #blackedusky
October 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’m open for consulting work in education! With 13+ yrs of experience in teaching, SEL, edtech, PD, and leadership, I support schools & orgs with coaching, curriculum, digital learning, and culture building. Let’s connect! 💫 #education #consulting #SEL #leadership #edusky #blackedusky
Core values
October 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Core values