banternn
@banternn.bsky.social
30s he/him married
I’m funny, it’s you that’s wrong.
Typos are my love language.
Occasional 🔞 posts.
Views expressed here are jokes & should not be taken seriously.
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tryzr3lixzqvipx6teglxixe/feed/aaad53mfaeit2
I’m funny, it’s you that’s wrong.
Typos are my love language.
Occasional 🔞 posts.
Views expressed here are jokes & should not be taken seriously.
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tryzr3lixzqvipx6teglxixe/feed/aaad53mfaeit2
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maybe we could use another splash screen.
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
maybe we could use another splash screen.
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should just give us GameCube Two
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
should just give us GameCube Two
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for some reason, i don’t believe them
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
for some reason, i don’t believe them
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The existence of biscuits and Triscuits implies the existence of quadriscuits
March 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The existence of biscuits and Triscuits implies the existence of quadriscuits
Frankenstein slaps, what a movie. Guillermo did it again
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Frankenstein slaps, what a movie. Guillermo did it again
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Children of the corn, by the corn, for the corn
August 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Children of the corn, by the corn, for the corn
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listening to radiohead and scowling at strangers
October 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
listening to radiohead and scowling at strangers
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bro this little light of mine I’m gonna let it shine bro
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
bro this little light of mine I’m gonna let it shine bro
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*slaps you across the face* WHY AREN'T THESE KIND BARS WORKING
November 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
*slaps you across the face* WHY AREN'T THESE KIND BARS WORKING
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there are no illegal people. There are people.
October 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
there are no illegal people. There are people.
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SO this lady who lives miles away from me in a different neighborhood filed a complaint w/the city that’s now potentially going to get my little free library & little free pantry shut down unless we can amend code to specifically protect site amenities as such pls sign my petition
c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
October 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
SO this lady who lives miles away from me in a different neighborhood filed a complaint w/the city that’s now potentially going to get my little free library & little free pantry shut down unless we can amend code to specifically protect site amenities as such pls sign my petition
c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
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I don’t hate people I love people, but I fucking hate people. Ya know?
June 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I don’t hate people I love people, but I fucking hate people. Ya know?
Elmer Fear Uncertainty Doubt
October 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Elmer Fear Uncertainty Doubt
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Sometimes you shit the post and sometimes the post shits you
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Sometimes you shit the post and sometimes the post shits you
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Russian agent: With which bird-watching group are you affiliated?
007: Bon. Audubon.
007: Bon. Audubon.
October 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Russian agent: With which bird-watching group are you affiliated?
007: Bon. Audubon.
007: Bon. Audubon.
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a coke nail but for parmesan cheese
October 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
a coke nail but for parmesan cheese
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If you sing to a rotisserie chicken and it flaps its sad little wings, you're headed for Broadway, baby
October 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
If you sing to a rotisserie chicken and it flaps its sad little wings, you're headed for Broadway, baby
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'Soul-ghoul'
Ballpoint pen on paper
8.5x11" with 1" border
Available for s@le at 200 plus 5 for shipping in the usa
Ballpoint pen on paper
8.5x11" with 1" border
Available for s@le at 200 plus 5 for shipping in the usa
October 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
'Soul-ghoul'
Ballpoint pen on paper
8.5x11" with 1" border
Available for s@le at 200 plus 5 for shipping in the usa
Ballpoint pen on paper
8.5x11" with 1" border
Available for s@le at 200 plus 5 for shipping in the usa
we’re gonna turn this slaughterhouse into a slaughterhome
October 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
we’re gonna turn this slaughterhouse into a slaughterhome
I really need health insurance :(
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I really need health insurance :(
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Boycott every business that runs Christmas commercials in October.
October 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Boycott every business that runs Christmas commercials in October.
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J.R.R. Tolkien's full name was Jonathan Ronathan Rolkien Tolkien
October 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
J.R.R. Tolkien's full name was Jonathan Ronathan Rolkien Tolkien
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Happy protest day!
October 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Happy protest day!