Hideo Kojima’s Dark Souls II
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
bro please let us win by one field goal lmao
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
bro please let us win by one field goal lmao
As a New Jersey man at heart, know this: I will fucking riot.
Trump trade war costs US Italian pasta: “Exporters say import and antidumping duties totaling 107% on their pasta brands will make doing business in America too costly and are preparing to pull out of U.S. stores as soon as January.” Via WSJ
Italian Pasta Is Poised to Disappear From American Grocery Shelves — The Wall Street Journal
Trump administration is set to impose duties of 107% on Italian pasta imports, among most punitive of tariffs it has levied
apple.news
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
As a New Jersey man at heart, know this: I will fucking riot.
I don’t wanna watch boba fett or mandalorian s3 but I do wanna see that movie….what am I missing
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I don’t wanna watch boba fett or mandalorian s3 but I do wanna see that movie….what am I missing
let’s be real Aerith is the real bully here. also everyone knows cloud is just suffering from bi depression.
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
let’s be real Aerith is the real bully here. also everyone knows cloud is just suffering from bi depression.
hmm I was ready for early night time but idk if I was really ready for early night time with a commute tacked on
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
hmm I was ready for early night time but idk if I was really ready for early night time with a commute tacked on
lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for NYC….
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for NYC….
look it’s uncouth for a guy to cast judgment like this but having watched all of sex and the city I find Carrie to be a fake freak
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
look it’s uncouth for a guy to cast judgment like this but having watched all of sex and the city I find Carrie to be a fake freak
you know this time of year probably kicks ass if you are a vampire
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
you know this time of year probably kicks ass if you are a vampire
this is so funny man. if you can afford it, NYC is like objectively one of the best places to live in the US; if you can afford to just up and leave NYC when a mayoral election doesn’t got your way you probably had it pretty good!
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers are prepared to bolt from the Big Apple if socialist candidate Zohran Mamdani wins Tuesday's mayoral race — potentially setting the stage for the largest population flight in US history, a new poll warns.
nypost.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
this is so funny man. if you can afford it, NYC is like objectively one of the best places to live in the US; if you can afford to just up and leave NYC when a mayoral election doesn’t got your way you probably had it pretty good!
the political division is solved by responding to people’s material needs. boom. done.
I will never understand the pundit obsession with getting Democrats to solve "political division."
Not only is this what they're already doing, but Klein admits that Republicans will never do the same. So elections will remain constant GOP smears and simping Democratic promises of bipartisanship.
Not only is this what they're already doing, but Klein admits that Republicans will never do the same. So elections will remain constant GOP smears and simping Democratic promises of bipartisanship.
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
the political division is solved by responding to people’s material needs. boom. done.
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Me and my boys went to a strange LAND
The sun beat down on the desert SAND
My man Ad-rock turned to us and said
Yo, you two see that BIG-ASS HEAD?
We approached this ancient, beat up MASS
We learned his name was OZYMANDIAS
A sign said take a look AND DESPAIR
But we saw no works, nothing was THERE
The sun beat down on the desert SAND
My man Ad-rock turned to us and said
Yo, you two see that BIG-ASS HEAD?
We approached this ancient, beat up MASS
We learned his name was OZYMANDIAS
A sign said take a look AND DESPAIR
But we saw no works, nothing was THERE
Ozyman, Ozyman-
dias does what no mortal can
and his works? are they there?
no, but maybe still despair
dias does what no mortal can
and his works? are they there?
no, but maybe still despair
This is just to say
I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert
and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand
Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert
and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand
Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
October 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Me and my boys went to a strange LAND
The sun beat down on the desert SAND
My man Ad-rock turned to us and said
Yo, you two see that BIG-ASS HEAD?
We approached this ancient, beat up MASS
We learned his name was OZYMANDIAS
A sign said take a look AND DESPAIR
But we saw no works, nothing was THERE
The sun beat down on the desert SAND
My man Ad-rock turned to us and said
Yo, you two see that BIG-ASS HEAD?
We approached this ancient, beat up MASS
We learned his name was OZYMANDIAS
A sign said take a look AND DESPAIR
But we saw no works, nothing was THERE
loading 20 beers into your corporate gift backpack for a show at the church
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
loading 20 beers into your corporate gift backpack for a show at the church
I love punk music and punks
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I love punk music and punks
Silent hill f…too early to call it a goty but pretty cool
October 31, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Silent hill f…too early to call it a goty but pretty cool
you kno me da fightin freak knuckles…and we’re at pumpkin hill
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 AM
you kno me da fightin freak knuckles…and we’re at pumpkin hill
we should put the inventor of the interstate 295 in stocks in the town
Square
Square
October 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
we should put the inventor of the interstate 295 in stocks in the town
Square
Square
lighting a cig in the rain in my long detective coat like im Humphrey Bogart….the balatro theme starts playing…..
me: sometimes the cards don’t fold the way ya want em kid
me: sometimes the cards don’t fold the way ya want em kid
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
lighting a cig in the rain in my long detective coat like im Humphrey Bogart….the balatro theme starts playing…..
me: sometimes the cards don’t fold the way ya want em kid
me: sometimes the cards don’t fold the way ya want em kid
I need them to make a GOG deck
October 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I need them to make a GOG deck
iPhone ultra aggro autocorrect just replaced “Marshall” with “martial” when I was referring to the amplifier brand….looks like I’m never coming back from this….
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
iPhone ultra aggro autocorrect just replaced “Marshall” with “martial” when I was referring to the amplifier brand….looks like I’m never coming back from this….
we have failed as a nation by making everyone order fries separately
October 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
we have failed as a nation by making everyone order fries separately
seeing multiple people on ig with misa amane tattoos man what are we doing here
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
seeing multiple people on ig with misa amane tattoos man what are we doing here
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watching bram stokers Dracula and there is a really funny scene where Keanu is like “final entry…Dracula trapped me in his castle w a bunch of hot vampire women…”
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
watching bram stokers Dracula and there is a really funny scene where Keanu is like “final entry…Dracula trapped me in his castle w a bunch of hot vampire women…”
my bad forgot to start the greatest horror game of all time earlier this month, picking back up now
October 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
my bad forgot to start the greatest horror game of all time earlier this month, picking back up now