Beef Wrench
@beefrench.bsky.social
"Beef Wrench" cuz why not? Ya think I'm putting my real name/info on the goddamn interwebs?
I remember when we thought everything on the internet was lies and you didn't get into stranger's cars. We should probably go back to that.
he/him
I remember when we thought everything on the internet was lies and you didn't get into stranger's cars. We should probably go back to that.
he/him
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Beef Wrench
@beefrench.bsky.social
· Feb 7
Lo! Be of cheer, BlueSky-ians! For the voice of a SWM has been added to the chorus! Hot takes, bold statements and absolutely zero personal reflection incoming!
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
Schumer is so bad that when he is up for reelection - should he not be primaried off the ballot by AOC - i would vote for a Repub in NY just to get him da fuq out-he is more damaging to the D's than a Republican would be in his place for a term.
This is absolutely where i am, and yes, i vote in NY
This is absolutely where i am, and yes, i vote in NY
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Schumer is so bad that when he is up for reelection - should he not be primaried off the ballot by AOC - i would vote for a Repub in NY just to get him da fuq out-he is more damaging to the D's than a Republican would be in his place for a term.
This is absolutely where i am, and yes, i vote in NY
This is absolutely where i am, and yes, i vote in NY
Mitch McConnell showed how effective a Majority leader can be & how effective the same person can be as minority leader.
Chuck Schumer in the same position under the same circumstances wildly underperforms in comparison.
Is it by design or is he just that impotent? It's one or the other.
Chuck Schumer in the same position under the same circumstances wildly underperforms in comparison.
Is it by design or is he just that impotent? It's one or the other.
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Mitch McConnell showed how effective a Majority leader can be & how effective the same person can be as minority leader.
Chuck Schumer in the same position under the same circumstances wildly underperforms in comparison.
Is it by design or is he just that impotent? It's one or the other.
Chuck Schumer in the same position under the same circumstances wildly underperforms in comparison.
Is it by design or is he just that impotent? It's one or the other.
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Please enjoy this comic I cant post anywhere else lol
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Please enjoy this comic I cant post anywhere else lol
The Democratic brand is weakness.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The Democratic brand is weakness.
It’s nice to see Democrats not at all reinforcing the idea that they are weak and scurrilous and afraid of a fight. People do not and never will vote for weakness…and the national democratic brand is weakness.
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It’s nice to see Democrats not at all reinforcing the idea that they are weak and scurrilous and afraid of a fight. People do not and never will vote for weakness…and the national democratic brand is weakness.
The Day After Mamdani elected …NYC in ruins!
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The Day After Mamdani elected …NYC in ruins!
So is this where the DNC challenges Mamdani's win in court or something?
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
So is this where the DNC challenges Mamdani's win in court or something?
Charlie Kirk still dead? Dick Cheney added to the cart? Maybe we can end out 2025 on a upswing?
November 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Charlie Kirk still dead? Dick Cheney added to the cart? Maybe we can end out 2025 on a upswing?
This is how you do against men with no integrity
In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
October 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM
This is how you do against men with no integrity
Charlie Kirk is still dead
October 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Charlie Kirk is still dead
The US military keeping us safe!*
*9-11, areas of I-5 not included
*9-11, areas of I-5 not included
October 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The US military keeping us safe!*
*9-11, areas of I-5 not included
*9-11, areas of I-5 not included
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We are aware of the AWS outage affecting our streaming app as well as other services.
Please do not kill your family.
Please do not kill your family.
October 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
We are aware of the AWS outage affecting our streaming app as well as other services.
Please do not kill your family.
Please do not kill your family.
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Charlie Kirk is still dead
October 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Charlie Kirk is still dead
I wonder if the shooting of a Mormon church is related to a Mormon shooting Charlie Kirk?
September 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I wonder if the shooting of a Mormon church is related to a Mormon shooting Charlie Kirk?
Moonflower going bonkers tonight
September 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Moonflower going bonkers tonight
All he wants to do is speak on behalf of genocide. sheesh
A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.
September 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
All he wants to do is speak on behalf of genocide. sheesh
I remember being told as a kid to 'catch the ball with your bat' when bunting. And it was nice and easy....but then, i wasn't getting a 99 mph fastball sent my way and I wasn't trying to "punch it" as they say. This must have been horrible for him.
NEWS: Guardians designated hitter David Fry suffered a broken nose and facial fractures after absorbing a 99-mph fastball from Tigers ace Tarik Skubal on Tuesday.
Read more: www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
Read more: www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
Guardians’ David Fry has multiple facial fractures after being hit by pitch on bunt attempt
Fry was injured on Tuesday when he squared to bunt and the pitch hit him directly in the face, resulting in multiple fractures.
www.nytimes.com
September 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I remember being told as a kid to 'catch the ball with your bat' when bunting. And it was nice and easy....but then, i wasn't getting a 99 mph fastball sent my way and I wasn't trying to "punch it" as they say. This must have been horrible for him.
I keep updating this comic from #pizzacakecomics
September 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I keep updating this comic from #pizzacakecomics
This just in: Charlie Kirk is still dead.
September 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This just in: Charlie Kirk is still dead.
Charlie Kirk is still dead
September 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Charlie Kirk is still dead
So can anyone point me in the direction of comedians who are lamenting this chilling effect as loudly as they complained about not being able to make gay jokes?
September 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
So can anyone point me in the direction of comedians who are lamenting this chilling effect as loudly as they complained about not being able to make gay jokes?
Is the only way Chuck Schumer can get an erection is by publicly humiliating himself? I am starting to think so.
September 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Is the only way Chuck Schumer can get an erection is by publicly humiliating himself? I am starting to think so.