@beershevakid.bsky.social
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Wear a Poppy, don't wear a Poppy; I genuinely don't care. I just care whether or not you're a good person. Its literally what we fought for.
an older man in a suit and tie says " it 's really simple when you think about it "
ALT: an older man in a suit and tie says " it 's really simple when you think about it "
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Wear a Poppy, don't wear a Poppy; I genuinely don't care. I just care whether or not you're a good person. Its literally what we fought for.
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Llandudno Remembrance Parade 2025 witnessed an act so audacious that Bond would have been impressed. This individual waltzed in, mingled with the Chain Gang et al and laid a wreath. The catcher? No one knows who the feck he is. Whoever he is he Walted big and hard. I'm not even angry, I'm impressed.
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Llandudno Remembrance Parade 2025 witnessed an act so audacious that Bond would have been impressed. This individual waltzed in, mingled with the Chain Gang et al and laid a wreath. The catcher? No one knows who the feck he is. Whoever he is he Walted big and hard. I'm not even angry, I'm impressed.
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"No Mr Bond, I expect you to deliver 40-50 packages before your first piss break"
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"No Mr Bond, I expect you to deliver 40-50 packages before your first piss break"
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It's like I always say, the BBC lost its way when it started taking complaints seriously instead of letting Barry Took roll his eyes at them.
News Chronicle, December 1936. Those were the days...
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It's like I always say, the BBC lost its way when it started taking complaints seriously instead of letting Barry Took roll his eyes at them.
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
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Still possibly one of the greatest Armistice Day tweets of all time from the good old days on Twitter.
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Still possibly one of the greatest Armistice Day tweets of all time from the good old days on Twitter.
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
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There's a programme on telly about the winter snow in 1947. They always say that one, and 1962, were the worst winters ever in this country.
I'd have gone with Mike and Bernie.
I'd have gone with Mike and Bernie.
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
There's a programme on telly about the winter snow in 1947. They always say that one, and 1962, were the worst winters ever in this country.
I'd have gone with Mike and Bernie.
I'd have gone with Mike and Bernie.
@dreadships.bsky.social you may have heard this old chestnut...
The story* goes they worked out its structure and had a large model made of it. They covered it over and wheeled it out in front of a waiting world at a press conference. When the time was right they whisked off the cover and shouted.......
"DNAAAAAAAAA!"
#IThankYaw #ImHereAllWeek
*Made up
"DNAAAAAAAAA!"
#IThankYaw #ImHereAllWeek
*Made up
November 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
@dreadships.bsky.social you may have heard this old chestnut...
James Watson has died, he was one third of the gang that discovered DNA.
I thought I'd wheel out this oldie of how DNA got its name......
I thought I'd wheel out this oldie of how DNA got its name......
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
James Watson has died, he was one third of the gang that discovered DNA.
I thought I'd wheel out this oldie of how DNA got its name......
I thought I'd wheel out this oldie of how DNA got its name......
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London's latest Blue Plaque is a brilliant one. (It was put up at the Tesla dealership in Tottenham by campaigners)
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
London's latest Blue Plaque is a brilliant one. (It was put up at the Tesla dealership in Tottenham by campaigners)
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I'm fan of pubs and of dogs and rarely visit a pub without my dog. I'm also aware that not everyone likes dogs and I am happy to see a clear set of dog rules which helps dog owners to know what is expected of them/their pooch and everyone can enjoy the pub together! #pubdog
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm fan of pubs and of dogs and rarely visit a pub without my dog. I'm also aware that not everyone likes dogs and I am happy to see a clear set of dog rules which helps dog owners to know what is expected of them/their pooch and everyone can enjoy the pub together! #pubdog
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Only watched this like 30 times.
Both the dog’s cool confidence and the cat’s bitchiness are hilarious.
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Only watched this like 30 times.
Oldie but goodie (not mine).....
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and teams up with three strangers to kill again.
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and teams up with three strangers to kill again.
Explain a film plot badly:
A rural teenager is radicalised by a militant religious sect, has a brief incestuous liason with his twin, destroys a government facility resulting in major loss of life and environmental damage, then beats up his estranged father.
A rural teenager is radicalised by a militant religious sect, has a brief incestuous liason with his twin, destroys a government facility resulting in major loss of life and environmental damage, then beats up his estranged father.
Explain a film plot badly:
Two detectives fail to catch a biblical serial killer & one of the detectives doesn’t need a divorce at the end.
Two detectives fail to catch a biblical serial killer & one of the detectives doesn’t need a divorce at the end.
November 7, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Oldie but goodie (not mine).....
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and teams up with three strangers to kill again.
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and teams up with three strangers to kill again.
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Well, this just made me evening, and even warmed that lump of carbon I’ve got for a heart.
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Well, this just made me evening, and even warmed that lump of carbon I’ve got for a heart.
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*approaching cheese section in supermarket* oh I see. The fucking part timers have turned up because it's Christmas. Fuck you. Fuck YOU. I'm here getting stilton every damn day of the year and you useless fucks come along in November and want fucking APRICOTS in it. You SAVAGES. You SCUM.
November 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
*approaching cheese section in supermarket* oh I see. The fucking part timers have turned up because it's Christmas. Fuck you. Fuck YOU. I'm here getting stilton every damn day of the year and you useless fucks come along in November and want fucking APRICOTS in it. You SAVAGES. You SCUM.
Time to sort out the cullet. Some to stay, some to go and some to go to charity.
There's many years worth of Wigan Beer Festival glasses.
There's many years worth of Wigan Beer Festival glasses.
November 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Time to sort out the cullet. Some to stay, some to go and some to go to charity.
There's many years worth of Wigan Beer Festival glasses.
There's many years worth of Wigan Beer Festival glasses.
I'm just wondering how long it's going to be before someone snaps and burns down their local ASDA as their Christmas ad tips them over the edge.
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I'm just wondering how long it's going to be before someone snaps and burns down their local ASDA as their Christmas ad tips them over the edge.
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The saddest chair in Yorkshire.
November 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The saddest chair in Yorkshire.
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Every night for the next fucking week
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Every night for the next fucking week
18 words never sounded so bleak.
And Tiny Tim, who COULD NOT DIE - wept as he watched the last of the stars go out
November 2, 2025 at 7:51 AM
18 words never sounded so bleak.
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Let the super rich leave 🤷♂️ if they dont want to pay UK tax, strip them of UK citizenship. They'll soon hate Dubai when they cant get a snort of coke at the weekend #bbcqt
October 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Let the super rich leave 🤷♂️ if they dont want to pay UK tax, strip them of UK citizenship. They'll soon hate Dubai when they cant get a snort of coke at the weekend #bbcqt
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i write to you with solemn news. i am in paris, writing my life’s only masterwork. i spend my days drinking good espresso and smoking inexpensive cigarettes, writing clear and hard about what hurts. as such, i cannot ‘Log On’ - and friend - i will not attend your ‘laser-focused mesh network webinar’
October 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
i write to you with solemn news. i am in paris, writing my life’s only masterwork. i spend my days drinking good espresso and smoking inexpensive cigarettes, writing clear and hard about what hurts. as such, i cannot ‘Log On’ - and friend - i will not attend your ‘laser-focused mesh network webinar’
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Minority representation on TV causes outrage
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Minority representation on TV causes outrage
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.