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batsy (she/her)
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mid-thirties childless hag.

"This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here."
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Thinking about the only good leaked email (Channing Tatum from the Sony leak)
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Very dapper man with premium kitten accessories. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Played “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” for a five year old girl, and she told me, “You know, I do”
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Welp I'm somewhere between quick doodle and the extra mile, so I'm gonna go play some video games for a bit.
#CloudwardHo #Dimension20
October 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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weathers changing. more time for gaming
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.
Families on SNAP worry about not just feeding themselves but also their pets
With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.
bit.ly
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Considering there is a detailed YouTube tutorial on how to correctly do every single task on earth, you would think we would be living in a golden age of human competence. However I am starting to worry that this is not the case
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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I forgot to mention that I have been arguing with Grok for three straight months and its most recent reply to me was “You know that actually makes a lot of sense” so you’re welcome
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Orange hello. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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i am literally begging you to watch this video of Adonis in my arms making biscuits on my bathrobe
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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dems are caving
they have decided to spelunk in the forbidden cave
they are descending to many meters beneath the earth
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Saw a lady wearing a very colorful “make heaven crowded” sweatshirt and I get how she means it but I’m sorry, that’s something a supervillain would say
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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More of a lefty, loosie, righty tighty kinda philosopher, personally.
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I still want to poke at it more, but first pass at a Mythal inspired by this model/that tiktok i posted ages ago.

I really like the downward tilt eyes rather than the models up tilt, and you can't get some of her nose right. But i think a decent first try. Not quite happy with the chin? Thoughts?
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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To the “redesign Mythal” council, I would like to present this high fashion model I stumbled upon: riley hundley woodell
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM