Benevolent Loser
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Benevolent Loser
@benevolentloser.bsky.social
Hated Incompetent
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New salutation just dropped
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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After a life of amoral public self service, I succeeded in being on the right side of the 'big issue' of my day. The cartoonists include me in the righteous men scaring away the snakes, I still wear a link of sausages in the pictures, a relic of a pork scandal long past, but nonetheless.
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Walking with my son, hand-in-hand, through the GPU fields. "One day this will all be yours, Oggy."
My son, Ogg Vorbis: "It's so hot p'pa"
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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(to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”) Hey there son…are ya winnin’…
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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When someone uses the last of the toilet paper and doesn't replace the roll
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Stalemate at a four-way stop where the three drivered cars are waving wildly at the Waymo to go first.
Excited to see what happens when a Waymo is stuck behind a Minnesotan driver who won’t pull into the intersection on a green light when they’re trying to make a left turn.
Minnesota law neither prohibits nor specifically allows automated vehicles to conduct testing on streets in Minnesota, a MnDOT spokesperson said.

“We expect this to come up during the next legislative session and look forward to being included in those discussions,” spokesperson Anne Meyer said.
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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every giant skeleton in the neighborhood has pieces missing now, all different ones. someone's assembling their own
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Fitzgerald is definitely the most exquisite creature I have seen in person and damn this makes me weep. Gift Link🎁
www.startribune.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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oh is it men's day? i didn't notice because i'm too busy listening to women
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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me and the boys sitting around the bowflex exchanging gifts for men's day, got another fart noise maker thanks brother
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Art school problems
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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(keith olbermann browsing MySpace and listening to the most ass pop music imaginable) I will pay for her to go to college.
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Pine marten
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Ladies be gabbing
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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I think I'd know if one of my toes left my body and went to market
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Everything's coming up Milhouse
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Earth 2 where my stomach and my brain are always in alignment on coffee intake
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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yes we trashed the planet but we're also making everything friend-shaped
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Found out what color my mysterious coworker supplied Thanksgiving cactus is-- salmon! 😍
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Microwaving coffee to warm it up changes its molecular structure, creating "coffee 2", which scientists do not yet understand
November 19, 2023 at 5:15 PM
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Time's wingèd chariot hurrying near, playboy?
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Highly suggest checking in on Diamond and Silk
Diamond and Silk Store
www.diamondandsilkinc.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Sometime late in the Bush administration we as a country stopped illuminating rooms with a floodlight placed directly behind a slowly rotating industrial fan and our nation has been floundering ever since.
One of the absolute dogdick shittiest things to be nostalgic for is how I miss big warehouse sets with a fuckin' huge flood light blasting on the windows
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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#birdbot
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM