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You guys remember all that blood that was on my hands? Great news—it’s been completely washed off!
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Big fan of the vibe of memphis political boss e.h. crump
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Every night i know every jeopardy answer except maybe 4 or 5 but i’ll never apply because i would 100% end up having a screaming meltdown at another contestant
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Cuz i’m a mooouse
I’m a squeakeeer
What the hell am i doing here
There’s no cheese here
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
This is how i used to approach using twitter
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Walk into the club give the jeans leg one quick hitch so the ladies can see the red cross x pacman collab on my feet. swoons across the room
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Milk toast #milktoast
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
How many four goal playoff losses are you allowed in one season. they have to liquidate right
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
While hunting mailbox signs I find a lot of dogs chasing the street view car but this little guy wins the distance record. kept up for like 700 feet
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Is mario a ronin
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Dad in switzerland 1980
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
You see this you know you're about to discover a bunch of new features that are poop that sucks
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Lawyers should have to sing in court
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
They shouldn't let veterans go to college with the normal kids
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
There's a lot of little guys in codex laud that are just having the worst time ever
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Tax forms should have an in-game cosmetics store
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This guy had two wives named svetlana the first of which was the daughter of FLW the other the daughter of stalin. crazy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...
William Wesley Peters - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I hope something horrible happens to the new stadium and they have to go back to mapfre
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Guy who quotes vonnegut and also thinks the day bin laden died should be a holiday
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Exact expression on my face when sailing by christopher cross comes on
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 23d
Images of Donald Trump appearing to close his eyes at an Oval Office announcement this week rocketed around social media this weekend, with the president’s opponents seizing on the footage to raise questions about Trump’s on-the-job performance.
Images of Trump appearing to close his eyes during Oval Office event spread across social media | CNN Politics
Images of Donald Trump appearing to close his eyes at an Oval Office announcement this week rocketed around social media this weekend, with the president’s opponents seizing on the footage to raise qu...
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November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Breast cancer used to be a tier 1 Thing That You Hear About i feel like in the last half decade or so it's dropped to like Tier 3
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What if this happened to you
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
In 2008 les wexner emailed epstein (while ep was in jail) "All i can say is i feel sorry. you violated your number one rule: always be careful."
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM