bethany the friendly hobgoblin
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jason x defender.
writer, director, and certified silly goose.
expect shitposts and occasionally a hot take.
https://linktr.ee/bethany_b
writer, director, and certified silly goose.
expect shitposts and occasionally a hot take.
https://linktr.ee/bethany_b
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First Time Watches Of 2025:
(a thread)
1. The Texas Cheerleader Murder Plot
- dir. Jason Lapeyre
(a thread)
1. The Texas Cheerleader Murder Plot
- dir. Jason Lapeyre
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Now seated for The 2025 FANGORIA Chainsaw Awards on @shudder.com TV 🚀
October 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Now seated for The 2025 FANGORIA Chainsaw Awards on @shudder.com TV 🚀
The downfall of the Chiefs should be studied.
October 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The downfall of the Chiefs should be studied.
I just want to say I’ve been a Glen Powell girlie since Scream Queens.
September 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I just want to say I’ve been a Glen Powell girlie since Scream Queens.
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Hey horror community, we need to have a talk... It's time to collectively drop the use of "spook" and "spooky". Here's why. Article by @sharai.bsky.social #horrorsky
Remove Spook From Your Vocabulary Today
It’s officially Halloween season, and a great time to remind everyone that the word “spook” is a slur. Like many words and phrases in the English language, racists did what they do best and ruined it....
horrorpress.com
September 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Hey horror community, we need to have a talk... It's time to collectively drop the use of "spook" and "spooky". Here's why. Article by @sharai.bsky.social #horrorsky
Did all Aldi stores stop selling pads and tampons, or was it just my local one? Either way I’m pissed. 😭
August 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Did all Aldi stores stop selling pads and tampons, or was it just my local one? Either way I’m pissed. 😭
me recently.
August 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
me recently.
Getting a little research in before tonight’s script read. #YorkiethonIX
@thejoelynch.bsky.social @adamgreen.bsky.social
@thejoelynch.bsky.social @adamgreen.bsky.social
July 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Getting a little research in before tonight’s script read. #YorkiethonIX
@thejoelynch.bsky.social @adamgreen.bsky.social
@thejoelynch.bsky.social @adamgreen.bsky.social
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oh that’s just my body horror gf she’s sweet once you get past the fact her whole body is teeth
July 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
oh that’s just my body horror gf she’s sweet once you get past the fact her whole body is teeth
Me wondering if the FBI agent monitoring my life thinks I’m a serial killer due to the amount of times I’ve googled “Snuff 102 full movie,” … I swear I’m not.
a woman sits at a desk with a book and says nervous fake laughter ..
Alt: a woman sits at a desk with a book and says nervous fake laughter ..
media.tenor.com
July 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Me wondering if the FBI agent monitoring my life thinks I’m a serial killer due to the amount of times I’ve googled “Snuff 102 full movie,” … I swear I’m not.
Hey so I don't like having to pick just one. @fangoria.bsky.social - this question feels illegal.
July 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Hey so I don't like having to pick just one. @fangoria.bsky.social - this question feels illegal.
RIP to my Dr. Doom. 😭
July 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
RIP to my Dr. Doom. 😭
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Outside of Reagan, who started us on the slide to where we are now, I have officially never known a single Republican president in my lifetime who didn't get us into a pointless war in the Middle East.
I am 44 years old.
I am 44 years old.
June 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Outside of Reagan, who started us on the slide to where we are now, I have officially never known a single Republican president in my lifetime who didn't get us into a pointless war in the Middle East.
I am 44 years old.
I am 44 years old.
“Mine just says ‘fuck you Devan.’”
The way I cackled. Starting S3 of #Chucky finally and am loving it.
The way I cackled. Starting S3 of #Chucky finally and am loving it.
a doll with red hair and blue eyes is holding a knife in a dark room
Alt: a doll with red hair and blue eyes is taking off his sunglasses.
media.tenor.com
June 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
“Mine just says ‘fuck you Devan.’”
The way I cackled. Starting S3 of #Chucky finally and am loving it.
The way I cackled. Starting S3 of #Chucky finally and am loving it.
I love that the facists are fighting but this “bomb” does not phase me as it was kind of already assumed he was.
June 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I love that the facists are fighting but this “bomb” does not phase me as it was kind of already assumed he was.
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Remember, you do not need validation to feel good about yourself. Your ideas are good. Your energy is fine. Your efforts are enough. You are doing fine, take comfort that your victories, no matter how small or large, are still victories and you are just as worthy of self love as anyone else.
June 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Remember, you do not need validation to feel good about yourself. Your ideas are good. Your energy is fine. Your efforts are enough. You are doing fine, take comfort that your victories, no matter how small or large, are still victories and you are just as worthy of self love as anyone else.
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R-Truth announces WWE departure 💔
June 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
R-Truth announces WWE departure 💔
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The real enemy is capitalism and cowardly, conservative studios, not parents -- and certainly not children.
May 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The real enemy is capitalism and cowardly, conservative studios, not parents -- and certainly not children.
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8. Stop comparing yourself to other people. Everyone is poor and miserable. However, we are weirdos who wouldn’t give it up for anything. Instead of pretending someone else is winning the game of life, figure out how to make whatever you’re doing the best it can be.
May 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
8. Stop comparing yourself to other people. Everyone is poor and miserable. However, we are weirdos who wouldn’t give it up for anything. Instead of pretending someone else is winning the game of life, figure out how to make whatever you’re doing the best it can be.
Rewatched Ma and realized it was a 5 star movie. Fuck yinz for giving it anything less. Uncultured geese.
May 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Rewatched Ma and realized it was a 5 star movie. Fuck yinz for giving it anything less. Uncultured geese.
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Lawrenceville. 44th Street. If you accidentally left your rooster in your locked car, PD is about to break your window.
May 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Lawrenceville. 44th Street. If you accidentally left your rooster in your locked car, PD is about to break your window.
The other Cardinals saw the most recent Rehearsal episode and thought, “Damn these Americans have culture, let’s vote for Bob.”
May 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The other Cardinals saw the most recent Rehearsal episode and thought, “Damn these Americans have culture, let’s vote for Bob.”