Betty Timtam
@bettytimtam.bsky.social
A healthy lifestyle consists of more than weight control. You cannot improve your general fitness by eating less chocolate. She/her. Vegan. Aotearoa. List writer. Perpetually late except for The Trip classes at Les Mills. Lefty liberal.
#SecretSantaAoNz message to my giftee - I’m posting tomorrow! I’ve had my thinking cap on and I think it will get you in the spirit. My elves agree. Thanks to my SS who sent mine over a week ago. I’m excited!!!
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 AM
#SecretSantaAoNz message to my giftee - I’m posting tomorrow! I’ve had my thinking cap on and I think it will get you in the spirit. My elves agree. Thanks to my SS who sent mine over a week ago. I’m excited!!!
Thank you Secret Santa. My gift arrived early and I forgot to post about it (recent surgery so not on my game). Mrs Christmas Gingerbread Lady is fiercely protecting it from little fingers wanting to see what’s inside. I can’t wait to open it! It’s heavy and interesting 🎄🧑🎄🔔🎁💝
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Thank you Secret Santa. My gift arrived early and I forgot to post about it (recent surgery so not on my game). Mrs Christmas Gingerbread Lady is fiercely protecting it from little fingers wanting to see what’s inside. I can’t wait to open it! It’s heavy and interesting 🎄🧑🎄🔔🎁💝
Today I am having refractive lens surgery. Under a local anaesthetic, my corneas are removed and replaced with glass lenses. I have requested "top shelf" sedatives. Please put me in a K-hole. They said they cant dope me up too much because I have to stay awake. I want to be comfortably numb.
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Today I am having refractive lens surgery. Under a local anaesthetic, my corneas are removed and replaced with glass lenses. I have requested "top shelf" sedatives. Please put me in a K-hole. They said they cant dope me up too much because I have to stay awake. I want to be comfortably numb.
#SecretSantaAofNZ
Clues
Any product made by anyone on this platform
Earrings - my ears are pierced
T-shirts I'm a L or XL
I'm vegan (love chocolate)
I love any NZ made ingredient of a negroni
I'm a beginnner te reo learner
I have a cat
I live in Tāmaki Makaurau
Clues
Any product made by anyone on this platform
Earrings - my ears are pierced
T-shirts I'm a L or XL
I'm vegan (love chocolate)
I love any NZ made ingredient of a negroni
I'm a beginnner te reo learner
I have a cat
I live in Tāmaki Makaurau
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
#SecretSantaAofNZ
Clues
Any product made by anyone on this platform
Earrings - my ears are pierced
T-shirts I'm a L or XL
I'm vegan (love chocolate)
I love any NZ made ingredient of a negroni
I'm a beginnner te reo learner
I have a cat
I live in Tāmaki Makaurau
Clues
Any product made by anyone on this platform
Earrings - my ears are pierced
T-shirts I'm a L or XL
I'm vegan (love chocolate)
I love any NZ made ingredient of a negroni
I'm a beginnner te reo learner
I have a cat
I live in Tāmaki Makaurau
Today I have followed lots of peeps who are doing #SecretSantaAoNZ - I may be your giftee so please give clues - good ones, like brand names and colours you like etc.
Happy to make a donation to a charity of your choice.
Happy to make a donation to a charity of your choice.
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Today I have followed lots of peeps who are doing #SecretSantaAoNZ - I may be your giftee so please give clues - good ones, like brand names and colours you like etc.
Happy to make a donation to a charity of your choice.
Happy to make a donation to a charity of your choice.
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Another reason not to give your money to them
McDonalds also gives free meals to serving members of the IDF.
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Another reason not to give your money to them
Off to the 50th anniversary of The Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Hollywood Avondale tonight. Used to go many a Friday night at 11.30pm. Not allowed rice tonight, but other than that, I’m looking forward to it.
a woman with curly hair is waiting in a room .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is waiting in a room .
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November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Off to the 50th anniversary of The Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Hollywood Avondale tonight. Used to go many a Friday night at 11.30pm. Not allowed rice tonight, but other than that, I’m looking forward to it.
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Ketamine makes you dumb I guess.
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ketamine makes you dumb I guess.
American politics having a normal day.
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
American politics having a normal day.
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He looks almost human underneath.
Photo Of Trump's Face With His Orange Makeup Digitally Removed Goes Viral—And Wow
www.comicsands.com
October 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
He looks almost human underneath.
MasterGrifter Chelsea Winter and her $10K 4-day retreat that “...”remembering your feminine essence, and feeling your nervous system recalibrate...” bullshit. She’s antivax and this savvy cook pitches her whopping price tag as a “sacred contribution.” 100,000 Insta followers getting fleeced.
Unpacking Chelsea Winter's $10k a head wellness retreat
More influencers are seeing the benefits, monetary and otherwise, of hosting in-person events for their most dedicated fans.
www.rnz.co.nz
September 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
MasterGrifter Chelsea Winter and her $10K 4-day retreat that “...”remembering your feminine essence, and feeling your nervous system recalibrate...” bullshit. She’s antivax and this savvy cook pitches her whopping price tag as a “sacred contribution.” 100,000 Insta followers getting fleeced.
My niece shouted me a trip me a trip to California.
I lived here 2015-2017
It’s way more expensive now. Food is ridiculously expensive in the supermarket (but alcohol still cheap),
2 coffees at airport = NZ$32.00
Everything else the same or higher than in NZ.
Clothing, shoes etc same or higher.
I lived here 2015-2017
It’s way more expensive now. Food is ridiculously expensive in the supermarket (but alcohol still cheap),
2 coffees at airport = NZ$32.00
Everything else the same or higher than in NZ.
Clothing, shoes etc same or higher.
July 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My niece shouted me a trip me a trip to California.
I lived here 2015-2017
It’s way more expensive now. Food is ridiculously expensive in the supermarket (but alcohol still cheap),
2 coffees at airport = NZ$32.00
Everything else the same or higher than in NZ.
Clothing, shoes etc same or higher.
I lived here 2015-2017
It’s way more expensive now. Food is ridiculously expensive in the supermarket (but alcohol still cheap),
2 coffees at airport = NZ$32.00
Everything else the same or higher than in NZ.
Clothing, shoes etc same or higher.
Currently in USA visiting my niece. 7 ½ year old g-nephew fell off his bike and needed stitches in his forehead. The hospital bill for 4 hours stay will total around US$40K With deductibles they will pay around $4K. I don’t know who was crying more - my niece or her son. Vote accordingly friends.
July 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Currently in USA visiting my niece. 7 ½ year old g-nephew fell off his bike and needed stitches in his forehead. The hospital bill for 4 hours stay will total around US$40K With deductibles they will pay around $4K. I don’t know who was crying more - my niece or her son. Vote accordingly friends.
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That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers.
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
June 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers.
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
Northcote shops had a public toilet with a hole drilled between then men’s and ladies toilet. One day I looked through and saw an eyeball. I followed the guy, knew where he lived, told the cops and they said “but you looked too.” I was 11. I had no interest Is looking at men pee. Nothing’s changed.
June 4, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Northcote shops had a public toilet with a hole drilled between then men’s and ladies toilet. One day I looked through and saw an eyeball. I followed the guy, knew where he lived, told the cops and they said “but you looked too.” I was 11. I had no interest Is looking at men pee. Nothing’s changed.
It is not against the law to record women having sex with you without their consent, to follow them in a supermarket photographing them without their knowledge, to zoom in on their butts or crotches in the gym. Until we address this violation of women we will never feel safe. We choose the bear.
June 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
It is not against the law to record women having sex with you without their consent, to follow them in a supermarket photographing them without their knowledge, to zoom in on their butts or crotches in the gym. Until we address this violation of women we will never feel safe. We choose the bear.
Predatory, sick men who take intimate pictures of women for their perverted gratification. Bryce Taylor photographed Princess Diana’s crotch for money. Dom Harvey screen shot Chrystal Chenery’s crotch for shits and giggles, and Michael Forbes - just stop. Women’s bodies are not yours to abuse.
June 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Predatory, sick men who take intimate pictures of women for their perverted gratification. Bryce Taylor photographed Princess Diana’s crotch for money. Dom Harvey screen shot Chrystal Chenery’s crotch for shits and giggles, and Michael Forbes - just stop. Women’s bodies are not yours to abuse.
New linen and Twiggy the cat has found a new snuggle spot. I went to rearrange the pillows and wondered why one was 2kg heavier than the other.
May 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
New linen and Twiggy the cat has found a new snuggle spot. I went to rearrange the pillows and wondered why one was 2kg heavier than the other.
I got shouted a trip to the US for my birthday. I lived there and Canada 2015-2017 so I had a B1 visa but that expires next week. New ETSA have to link FB, Insta, LinkedIn and Twitter profiles. Is this standard in other countries.
May 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I got shouted a trip to the US for my birthday. I lived there and Canada 2015-2017 so I had a B1 visa but that expires next week. New ETSA have to link FB, Insta, LinkedIn and Twitter profiles. Is this standard in other countries.
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Wanna see something cool?
At the Grammy's in 1976, Ella Fitzgerald and Mel Torme explained what jazz is.
The result? The crowd losing its mind. 🔥
At the Grammy's in 1976, Ella Fitzgerald and Mel Torme explained what jazz is.
The result? The crowd losing its mind. 🔥
May 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Wanna see something cool?
At the Grammy's in 1976, Ella Fitzgerald and Mel Torme explained what jazz is.
The result? The crowd losing its mind. 🔥
At the Grammy's in 1976, Ella Fitzgerald and Mel Torme explained what jazz is.
The result? The crowd losing its mind. 🔥
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Libelle employs 500 staff. They were a leading provider of nutritious food to schools before Seymour took over and reduced their contract so Compass could have it. Imagine this family business, now in liquidation, listening to Seymour, who never supported it, shit talk about its success.
March 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Libelle employs 500 staff. They were a leading provider of nutritious food to schools before Seymour took over and reduced their contract so Compass could have it. Imagine this family business, now in liquidation, listening to Seymour, who never supported it, shit talk about its success.
I totally underestimated David Seymour. I always thought him to be incompetent, ambivalent and arrogant, but he’s gone beyond my expectations and I now think he’s devoid of any true human connection. He’s just doesn’t care.
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
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School lunch critics ‘nitpicking’ over 13,500 late meals, David Seymour says
The Associate Minister of Education defends the government’s under-fire programme, saying 99% to 100% of school lunches are delivered on time most days.
www.stuff.co.nz
March 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I totally underestimated David Seymour. I always thought him to be incompetent, ambivalent and arrogant, but he’s gone beyond my expectations and I now think he’s devoid of any true human connection. He’s just doesn’t care.
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*sitting down* damn, Dictionary got hands
March 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
*sitting down* damn, Dictionary got hands