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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛

@bezzyboop.bsky.social

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Cats🐈‍⬛,gardens🌻, art🖼, horse racing 🐎,crafting🪡, dark humour.If you can't be nice, be reasonable. COYS! Can almost speak Greek 🇬🇷 Do Not DM unless we've been friends here for ages. I wont auto follow you back if your profile pic is a cat. Insta-blocks twats.

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · Feb 21

Jessie just knocked my wine over whilst flopping over for tummy tickles. Trying to mop up the wine I set fire to my hair with a candle. Jessie has run away and won't come near me.
Another average night at Chez Bez.

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 16h

I love that...I also don't blame my 'parents' for any of my failings...they're all down to me 🤣

Off now, Nighty-night BP x

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 16h

Have we ever?

Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 16h

Three is the sweet spot!

Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 16h

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but also not 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...
How awful was your childhood for you to say that...

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 16h

Aren't they just?
I try to limit myself to one a day...

Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 16h

I may have imbibed a dram or several🤣

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 16h

Lucking the middle out of a Tunnock's Tea Cake whilst trying to have a serious conversation turns out to be fucking impossible 🤣

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 16h

* biopics not biopsies 🤣

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 17h

I said the Krays were biopsies...and that they gave us Peaky Blinders

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 17h

I (67) was adopted at birth ànd have only, very recently discovered that I'm probably Polish.

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 17h

That's exactly what I just said...

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 17h

Finding the loophole...love it 🤣

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 17h

And neither can Netflix...BBC gave us the Peakie's and both of the Krays biopics.

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 17h

I've found my spirit word...

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 17h

Much like the Krays

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 17h

It was on U ages ago....agree it was a cracker!

Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 17h

Guy with the Peaky Blinders cap didn't get the memo

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

And wet.

Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

Obviously I haven't seen the ads, but we have Pandora...
The stuff they sell is trash and their ads are SO fucking annoying...
Wouldn't be surprised if its the same parent company.

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 3d

Do you watch The Traitors?

I've had "Ding dong dell, pussies in the well" rattling around in my head for over a week 🤣

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 3d

And if we weren't we wouldn't have met our lovely Sheri 💕

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 3d

I'm a creature of the night!

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 3d

I fucking love how restrained that reply was...

PMSL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 3d

It's 2am here!

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 3d

You Know Me xx