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Becky
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I run a tight shipwreck.
Cheeky post-work visit to the library. What a thrill!

(Genuine, not sarcasm.)
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I am the very model of a new director general
I've worked on many programmes from EastEnders through to Benny Hill
If I see any bias, I will make sure it's ephemeral
I am the very model of a new director general
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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JR Hartley sitting in a tree
F-I-S-H-I-N-G
What's JR Hartley doing up a tree in the video for XTC's "Dear God"?
youtu.be/p554R-Jq43A?...
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I wanna know what Melon Husk thinks of all the heroes crying in both The Illiad and The Odyssey. Maximum alpha tears.
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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an underrated part of this turducken of garbage is Elon posting an image of the Odyssey while discussing the Iliad, but it's all so terribly, terribly pathetic
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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i do love her, i love her for how wildly wrong she can be, but she's like a thought sniper when she's on form. we should have a Joyce Carol Oates award for the best accidental character assassination
"truly it was out of curiosity"
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I'm impressed with how Horowitz has essentially crowdsourced ideas for a new Bond without doing much.
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Spent the last week telling everyone my work email is about to change because I've changed my surname.

Email changed this morning, so obviously no one is using the new one: "Becky, your email isn't working!"
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This weekend, I was silently lamenting the fact that I don’t get massive spots anymore, taking it as a sign of ageing. My chin has decided to respond to this by producing the facial equivalent of Krakatoa.
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Oh no here I go again.
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Listening to older episodes of a podcast and hearing them declare they're looking forward to 2020.
a white and black cat is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
Alt: a white and black cat with an awkward closed lip grin
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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It also has the best comment under its YouTube video.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
This morning's truly brilliant creative brief: "this slide is ready for studio"

For studio to do... what?
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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I wish I was in more of a position at the moment to celebrate this, but I think I'm still allowed to be a little bit chuffed. Film Stories has got to 500 episodes...

filmstories.co.uk/film-stories...
Podcast | Episode 500 celebrations - a long conversation with Kevin Smith
Film Stories hits a milestone - and Kevin Smith kicks off our episode 500 celebrations with a very special episode.
filmstories.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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The greatest moment in TV history was when Jamie Oliver showed children how McNuggets are made and smugly said "Now who would still eat this?" and literally everyone put their hand up and he looked really sad:
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Watching A House of Dynamite tonight. Brilliantly done all round. Will NEVER watch it again.
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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There is an old joke about a teacher asking, "What did Watson & Crick discover?" & a voice from the back of class muttering, "Rosalind Franklin's notes."
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This is the seminal paper written by Watson & Crick outlining the structure of DNA.

Rosalind Franklin should have been co-author on this publication.

She was just given a meager acknowledgement.
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Alex Winter on fame, AI and reuniting with Keanu Reeves: ‘Sometimes we’re on a groove and go, ‘God damn, that was good!’
Alex Winter on fame, AI and reuniting with Keanu Reeves: ‘Sometimes we’re on a groove and go, ‘God damn, that was good!’
Midway through the Broadway run of Waiting for Godot with his Bill & Ted co-star Keanu, the actor-director talks about his new film, Adulthood, overcoming the abuse he endured as a young performer, and why we’re wrong about artificial intelligence
www.theguardian.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM