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MIKE. It is my groove, thx. ⭕️
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Phish and bad opinions

The world is full of people. I believe that most are good. RESIST the evil in our world.

TED talk, over.

LOVE AND LIGHT, BITCHES!

I bet you’ve never met a more fun sad drunken man than I. Yo soy fiesta!

Hold my beer.
Pinned
Leave no left turn unstoned.
I’ll bring some d8nk organic VT outdoor for trade to get in the building tomorrow ON TOP OF all the amazing vibes. Let’s gooooo (please)

#billystrings
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
BONGERZ, YO™️!
(bongus rippuses)
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Reminder
Android people are still the worst.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Oh my! How the wealthy have been slighted
Eat them
Trump on Newsom: "He did something even worse than that. He's now taking a big section of Palisades or some area and he's gonna build low income income where they used to have luxury housing."
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
IT IS A CLASS WAR.

Treat it like one, they are.
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Reposted by MIKE. It is my groove, thx. ⭕️
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Reposted by MIKE. It is my groove, thx. ⭕️
BREAKING NEWS: Eight Idiot Democratic Senators Vote to Rescue Trump and Screw America
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Reposted by MIKE. It is my groove, thx. ⭕️
Maybe Zohran Mamdani should have come out for ending the shutdown so Democratic Senators could have opposed it.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Reposted by MIKE. It is my groove, thx. ⭕️
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My bro in law sends a pic of new guest bedroom at my MSG home away from home. I reply: PUSSY PALACE!
I did not realize that it wasn’t just the youngs in the chat but my BOOMER IN-LAWS
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Heading into an HOA board meeting. We live in a small group of homes where my fam and about 4 others live year round and the rest are from whereversville NJ and CT.
Send vibes so that I may stay chill and keepeth the neighborhood vibe chill.
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
A mustardmeanor. Hang it in the Louve. Inject this in your veins y’all.
Couldn't even get him on a mustardmeanor.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Just so we are clear.
Fuck pretzels.
Ass-tier snack.
I’m going burn every bridge on snack opinions right now. Apologies
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Snacks got me excited
I’m going burn every bridge on snack opinions right now. Apologies
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m going burn every bridge on snack opinions right now. Apologies
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I love this playlist. It’s from one of my favorite snowboard films. I got to hang out and ride with the crew when they were filming in “Idaho” (not Idaho). Great fall listen.
Robot Food (in order)
open.spotify.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Scarves are neck beanies
A tie is just a hat for your neck when you think about it
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Dogs do not understand daylight savings. Mine is losing her MIND
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
How’s y’all’s 90 nut November going?
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
BONG RIPS

(she clean!)
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Wife: It’s really great that (name of kid) didn’t get much good candy this year, I’m not eating as much.

Me: fffttthhhhppphhhttpphhhh, me either. What? (averts eyes)

I almost sharted holding my laugh in.

Busted down on chocolate street.
a close up of a man wearing a purple baseball cap and a tattoo on his neck .
ALT: a close up of a man wearing a purple baseball cap and a tattoo on his neck .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
….derp, un, or else ima gunna haveta do sex to that Kirk lady like she a couch. Jeebus said so.
November 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
November 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
@dijcrap.hates.lol @sulkirk.bsky.social
I have not sought out the potato chat but is this a sign? Potato day
Why are more trick-or-treaters stuffing whole potatoes in their bags? Thank—or blame—this guy. 🔗 on.wsj.com/4o9ilJO
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM